Life Lessons I Wish My Parents Had Taught Me...

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Hee hee!

[Zeetle Wyrp]

143. Being undesirable is the greatest sin.

[Drejk]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

142. Conversely, volunteer for EVERYTHING. You'll get some good experiences with the bad.

Just wondering, Have you ever been in the military?

I think that the correct question is "how long will TOZ remain in military?"

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

141) If you join the military never volunteer for anything.

TriOmegaZero wrote:

142. Conversely, volunteer for EVERYTHING. You'll get some good experiences with the bad.

144. Avoid making absolute statements.

145. Only volunteer for things you want to do. Not what others think you should do.

146. Kitchen Police (KP) duty is not as glorious as it sounds.

[Reckless]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

142. Conversely, volunteer for EVERYTHING. You'll get some good experiences with the bad.

Just wondering, Have you ever been in the military?

Yup, and I believe he still is.

[TriOmegaZero]

Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:

Just wondering, Have you ever been in the military?

Eleven years active.

[Chris Lambertz]

Removed a post. Let's try to stay out adult themed territory on the forums please.

[Aberzombie]

147. Watch out for rogue baseballs.

[Liz Courts]

A reminder to try and not post flame-bait in this thread—thanks!

[Aberzombie]

148. If you build it they may or may not come, but unless you have a permit they could fine you and maybe throw you in jail.

[Frank the Mime]

149. .......!

[Alex Draconis]

150. Trust No One

[Aberzombie]

151. Bacon can fix anything.

[Reckless]

Aberzombie wrote:

151. Bacon can fix anything.

Oh, AZ, you can call him Kevin.

[Alex Draconis]

Aberzombie wrote:

151. Bacon can fix anything.

I thought that was duct tape.

[Aberzombie]

152. <redacted> isn't always green.

[Orthos]

153. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single and celibate, despite what every medium says to the contrary.

[Aberzombie]

154. Never give a 1 year old a clear shot at the toilet when he's holding a bottle of Febreeze.

[Celestine8]

156.) No, you DON'T have to just put up with it.
157.) Always be aware of what is going on. Do not let prejudices or what people tell you form your opinion of what is going on and never confuse opinion for fact.
158.) Stop being afraid.

[Gark the Goblin]

159. Eat your babies:
160. Remove cloth wrapper.
161. Poke; if hard, proceed to 162; if soft, proceed to 163.
162. It is a rock, throw it off the cliff. Proceed to 164.
163. It is a baby, eat it.
164. Punish your servants by eating them.

[Detect Magic]

165.) Eat nothing.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

166.) You don't have to be the guy who does all the damn work, if you can figure out how to be the guy who takes credit for doing all the damn work. In fact, while the other guy is doing former, it gives you ample time to think about how to do the latter.

[TheLoneCleric]

167. You don't find love by looking for it.
168. But you do find sex.
169. One is not the other.
170. Hurry not into a relationship, saunter.

[Aberzombie]

171. If you shave it, glue it, or erase it, the cows may get angry.

[Orthos]

Detect Magic wrote:

165.) Eat nothing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHH

[Aberzombie]

172. Watch out for arrows to the knee.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.
174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court.

[Andrew Turner]

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

173. Speed traps are harder to spot than Waldo.

174. How to get out of a speeding ticket.
175. How to fight a ticket in traffic court.

175. How to fight a traffic ticket in traffic court with physics.

[Aberzombie]

176. Squirrels can be dangerous when provoked.

[The Mad Badger]

177.) top ten weapons to have for a zombiepocaplyse.

[Gark the Goblin]

178. Eat your vegetables.