The Best Pick-Up Lines of Golarion

[3.5 Loyalist]

That duck has reach.

[davidvs]

Troll: "Don't mind my ugly face, baby. Just close your eyes and enjoy what my Regeneration does for our evening."

[Widow of the Pit]

Nice! Glad you brought this thread back round, David. Was worth a good laugh!

[BigNorseWolf]

Servant of Rovagog: How about we go upstairs and unleash the rough beast?

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Cleric of Zon-Kuthon: "The safe word i- HAHAHAHA. I couldn't even get that out with a straight face. There is no safeword."

Chatting up a Grey Maiden:
"Well I see you've got the protection taken care of. I'll get us a room."

Chatting up a Grippli:

"Have you ever been kissed?"
"Yes."
"Oh, and you still haven't turned into a prince? Well maybe we should try kissing somewhere else."

Enchanter Pick Up Line:

"Make a Will Save."

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

For a Shoanti:

"When I'm done you won't have enough energy to barbarian rage."

Alchemist Pick Up Line:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Set]

Cleric of Zon-Kuthon - "It spreads the sacramental lotion on its face..."

[Mikaze]

Speaking of ZK...

Kuthonite slices a heart-shaped flap of skin from their own chest and presents it to their crush

"If I give you mine will you give me yours?"

[Foghammer]

This is great, because I was just thinking about this the other day. I texted my girlfriend with this one:

"If I were a ranger, I'd take you as my favored enemy so I'd get a +2 to hit that."

[IceniQueen]

When the Half-orc cleric of Sarenrae fell on top of my female Inquisitor of Calistria as he was trying to climb a hill and fell down landing on my character

"Now is not the time or place to be falling all over me"

[IceniQueen]

When the Ranger/Bard got hit by poison and lost Dex, Female Inquisitor of Calistria steps to him and gives him a 3 round kiss.

Ranger- What was that for?
Inquisitor - I was trying to suck the poison out of you, thought it might help!

[Orthos]

"I HAVE 18 CHARISMA!"

[acornia]

Oh sir, I like to take very manly bites.

[Michael Sayre]

Bard to Drider - "Hey baby, wanna climb up my water spout?"

Bard telling friend about rakshasa ex-girlfriend- "She was a sweet piece of tail, but I couldn't take all the back-handed comments"

Friend watching bard disappear into woods with dryad- "That guy never could resist new bush"

Bard to female minotaur- "Sweet-heart, you're one Grade A piece of meat"

Centaur to bard- "Wanna ride?"

Bard to attractive tarrasque- "You're not the only one who knows how to rock somebody's world"

Bard to attractive dwarf- "Would you be mine? Get it? Cause you live underground..."

Dwarf at bard's funeral "I sure know how to pick 'em"

[Foghammer]

Ssalarn wrote:

Bard to attractive dwarf- "Would you be mine? Get it? Cause you live underground..."

Dwarf at bard's funeral "I sure know how to pick 'em"

The bard really got the shaft on that one. That dwarf is coal hearted.

I think I strained that joke a bit.

[Michael Sayre]

Foghammer wrote:

Ssalarn wrote:

Bard to attractive dwarf- "Would you be mine? Get it? Cause you live underground..."

Dwarf at bard's funeral "I sure know how to pick 'em"

The bard really got the shaft on that one. That dwarf is coal hearted.

I think I strained that joke a bit.

Thank you for joining me. I was worried that post was so bad it murdered the entire thread.

[eakratz]

Paladin at the VD clinic: "Hey babe, I've been disease free since level three."

[Michael Sayre]

My brain is sputtering out on me here, what with being on my 18th consecutive hour of wakefulness, but I am positive that there's a good pick up line hidden in every single one of the Destined Sorcerer's Bloodline powers;

Touch of Destiny
Fated
It Was Meant To Be
Within Reach
Destiny Realized

Someone help me out here.

[Azaelas Fayth]

"Wanna learn what the touch of destiny feels like?"

"What has 2 thumbs and is fated to get with you... This guy"

"It was meant to be... that we would make the beast with 2 backs all night long."

From 10 feet away: "hey baby what if I told you you are within reach of my staff."

"Wow, I can't believe I found a woman like you... it must be destiny realized."

... yeah I'm pretty sure all of those sucked... I'm way to tired right now.

[AM BARBARIAN]

BARBARIAN LANCE DEAL 3X DAMAGE ON CHARGE WHILE MOUNTED.

BARBARIAN GET ALL THE LADIES, ALWAYS.

[Azaelas Fayth]

No comment...

[Hakken]

Synthesist

"of course, I always wear protection."

[Liz Courts]

Moved thread.

[ikki3520]

Wanna see my demiplane?

Can i have a bit of your hair, i know simulacrum (hahaha!)

Ever done it a mile high? I can carry you the whole way up baby. Youll be safe in my strong arms! (levitate should help to keep from falling once up in the air)

Hey there, come for a joyride on my (simulacrum) Dragon.

Ive got skeleton servants, no need to wash or clean :p

Ever wondered what one can do with a permanent unseen servant?

I can do blur, so you wont have to see me very clearly! (lol)

Ever seen two sunrises at the same time? (silent image)

Wanna go 7-some? (me and 5 mirror images & you)

Ready for a real quickie? (haste on me, slow on you)

Here, a free drink! (philter of love, lol)

Ill give you all the treasures of the world! (mobile enought illusions)

Lets go climb an impossible wall (spider climb)

[Icyshadow]

Spellcaster with Planar Ally or Planar Binding to any sexy outsider: "No need to call me. I'll call you."

[Set]

Necromancer "What's a ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

[FallofCamelot]

Anything Cayden Cailean says.

[Trinam]

Is that a +2 Longsword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[Derek Vande Brake]

Paladin: "Paladins make the best lovers. We are guaranteed disease free, we know how to use our hands, and making sure you finish is practically part of our code."

Nearby rogue, overhearing: (bluffing) "Hey, baby, I'm a paladin!"

[gigglestick]

Paladins can get remove disease AND remove fatigue with their lay on hands...so they can do it a longggg time (or repeatedly...)

[Sellsword2587]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[GarnathFrostmantle]

Foghammer wrote:

"If I were a ranger, I'd take you as my favored enemy so I'd get a +2 to hit that."

Stolen. Sent to wife. Her reply.....

"Too bad you don't have the Endurance feat."

My response: *sad face*

She is not a gamer and responded with a gamer comeback. Best wife ever!

[Cthulhudrew]

I hear the elves of Golarion are fond of the saying "Once you turn black, you never go back," but it's more of a warning than a pick-up line.

The drow, on the other hand...