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Dialogue you won't hear from the Hulk


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"Yeah, it's sad, believe me Missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess
Be a lion, not a mowess
If I only had the nerve."


Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:

"Yeah, it's sad, believe Hulk Missy

When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But Hulk could show Hulk's prowess
Be a lion, not a mowess
If Hulk only had the nerve."

fixed it for you

Qadira

214. "Excuse Hulk."


Wanna give Hulk a foot massage?

Shadow Lodge

That's a lot of massaging.


"I'm friend requesting your mother on fbook."


If Hulk curt with you it's because time is a factor. Hulk think fast, Hulk talk fast, and Hulk need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f#*!ing car.

Andoran

Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Hulk think Ang Lee am best Director EVER.


Hulk consider the contratextual density of the subjective discourse regarding de-reified structuralism to be of little post-disjunctive validity.


All right, listen closely, Hulk was at the unemployment office and Hulk told them Hulk was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and Hulk gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".


Hulk think, therefore Hulk is. Am? Therefore Hulk am. No, Hulk still think is sound better...
Hulk think Descartes deep fellow, but Hulk tend to agree more with Nietzche.

Cheliax

{cue music} Believe it not, Hulk isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
Hulk must be out or Hulk'd pick up the phone.
Where could Hulk be?
Believe it or not, Hulk not home.<beep>


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Card Game, Companion Subscriber

Hulk think Punch 'n Judy is C. A super villianess Hulk once fight in Las Vegas. Final Answer.


Hulk like Ellen, Hulk thinks shes cute.
What!!! Ellen is gay, HULK SMASH!


Hulk SMUSH! Seriously, that fireman is tall, tanned, and looked Italian, so Hulk woulda smushed that, yes.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

Hulk Smite Evil!


Ok, Hulk will pull uncle's finger.


Hulk Sneak Attack!


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Eh-neeek-chock!


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Professor:

Please disregard first note. Hulk have Blossom. Come alone to Hulk lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Hulk know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself.

Hulk.


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Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong


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It-a me, Hulk!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Hulk out of ammo!

Qadira

Hulk knit tea cosy!

Cheliax

Hulk want your love and
Hulk want your revenge.
You and Hulk could write a bad romance


Hulk think Hulk should maybe study some grammar.

Taldor

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting gamma-irradiated animals
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit Hulk's sister...


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HULK BITE INTO A SLIM JIM...OOOOOYEEEAAAAA!!!

Osirion

Hulk thinks deconstructionism is ultimately self-defeating.

Hulk can't come out. Hulk is having bad hair day, and is going to stay home and wear pajamas and catch up on Hulk's soaps.

Hulk thinks baked brie is warm flavorless mush, and wishes people would stop serving it at fancy parties Hulk is obligated to attend.

Hulk is dreading high school reunion. What if one of Hulk's classmates has out-Hulked Hulk?

Hulk thinks that Thor is overcompensating, but not nearly as much as Cable.

Hulk is not entirely clear on whether or not thinking that She-Hulk is hot counts as creepy...

Hulk thinks Red Rage Hulk is lame rip-off, and is waiting for Yellow Fear Hulk and Violet Love Hulk, to complete the set.


Hulk ban Set for showing off his big thinkie brain! Oh wait, wrong thread.

Osirion

Hulk is gonna report you to the moderator!

Hulk is trolling. Hulk ftw. Hulk can do leetspeak. LOL.

Cheliax

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time Betty is near?
Just like Hulk, they long to be
Close to Betty.

Andoran

Hulk get paper cut on fake doily!


Hulk upset that Deadpool comic fails the Bechdel Test.

Qadira

It is proposterous to think that I, The Hulk, would stoop so low so as to speak in the third person when it would simply be easier to say "I" and be done with it.
*sip*
I, The ever-Incredible Hulk, will now proceed to give you a stout pummeling.


The Hulk: Are you pondering what Hulk pondering?
Banner: <Narf!> I think so Hulk, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Hulk am a woman in love,

and Hulk do anything,
to get you into Hulk world
and hold you within
it's a right Hulk defend,
over and over again......

LOL!


Waaaaa!!! Hulk bite tongue!!!


Hulk tired of being Strongest One There Is. Hulk have good long reign, now Hulk retire, smash green bad guys, spend time with Red She-Hulk. Hulk let Hammer Man and Orange Rock Guy have turn at Strongest One There Is while Hulk drink fruity drinks on beach. Bye!


Do purple pants make Hulk look fat?

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

Liz Courts:” HULK MAKE PEACE WITH INNER CHILD!!"

Liz Courts: "HULK EXPRESS TRUTH CONSTRUCTIVELY."

Liz Courts: "HULK ONLY INCREDIBLE AFTER HULK SMASH DESTRUCTIVE PATTERNS!!"

Liz Courts: "HULK SMILE!"

Cosmo: "HULK MAKE TIME FOR HULK!"

Cosmo: HULK CRY IT OUT!

CS Erik: HULK DO STRETCHES BEFORE EXERCISE!

Robot Chris: HULK DO YOGA EVERYDAY FOR HULK BALANCE

Sara Marie: IT NOT FAT IT HULK MUSCLE

Cosmo: HULK MAKING HULK BE OK WITH HULK!!!!

Robot Chris: HULK WATCH NOTEBOOK, DO NOT JUDGE

Blue Chris: HULK LOVE SELF BEFORE LOVING OTHERS

Cosmo: HULK WORK THROUGH PUNY BANNER'S ANGER ISSUES!!!!

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Tootoot go down the hole! Hulk want to flush it again!

Rule #1, the Hulk Smashes.

Hulk need not resort to violence when Hulk can do the Care Bear Stare.

Cheliax

Hulk take broadway musicals for a thousand alex


AARRRRGGGGG!!! Hulk spill hot coco on Hulk's Crotch.

Cheliax

How u like hulks new moped?


make mine a Light Beer! lol, would be funny if he said it though

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"Puny god"

** ducks. You know someone had to do it ;) **


"Hulk feeling more in touch with Hulk's She-Hulk side."


"Are these pants too tight?"


Hulk prefer the chamomile tea.

Yes, this Justin Bieber CD is for Hulk's collection.

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