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Dialogue you won't hear from the Hulk


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Qadira

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Hulk think little man have valid point Hulk no consider before.

Qadira

Hulk like big butt Hulk cannot lie!!


Hulk say a valiant effort, but ultimately this item is not SupaStah! material. Hulk wish better luck next year.


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Hulk would like to thank the Noble Peace Prize Committee

Qadira

54. Hulk feel honored just to have been nominated. Hulk glad for excuse to wear Hulk's tux!

[Wow, Meowzebub, great minds think alike! Also, ours apparently do as well.]


"Ah, Gammarads, Hulk broke a nail."


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Hulk not understand why others think bacon is such a big deal. Hulk think bacon is ok, but nothing to get excited over. Hulk just enjoy Hulk's appletini and Pepperidge Farms Chesapeake cookies.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Hulk will have the sea scallops.

With the wedge salad.


...AND WITH THE DRESSING ON THE SIDE!


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The reviews are in. The Hulk is a smash in the lead in the Defender's one-time production of Hamlet. The all-star cast features Dr. Strange as Claudius, The Silver Surfer as Poloius, Valkyrie as Ophelia, Ghost Rider as the Ghost of the King, and Wolverine and Spider-man as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with special noted performance by Prince Namor as Laertes

Hulk's unique take on the role brought the house down...literally.

"To be Hulk, or not to be Hulk--that is Hulk's question:
If its better in Hulk's mind to be hit with
The bullets and lasers of costumed enemies
Or to take Hulk's fists against a base of HYDRA
And by fighting, kill them. Hulk make them die, Hulk make look like puppies sleeping--
No more Hulk hurt them--and by sleep Hulk say Hulk kill
Hulk heart hurt, and the many shocks
That Banner's puny flesh hurt by. An end
Hulk wish for. Hulk To die, Hulk to sleep?--
Hulk sleep--Maybe Hulk dream of smashing army men: Ouch, something rub Hulk brain like Rhino's horn,
If Hulk sleep like dead smashed army man, what dreams Hulk have?
When Hulk fall into reactor...no that not do it.... if rocket land on Hulk, no that not do it either.... if Hulk punch hole in spaceship and float out into vacuum of space and then Hulk fall into the Sun, and then Sun explodes, that might do it
That might make Hulk pause. Hulk try to respect puny Death
Hulk makes calamity his whole long life.
Because Hulk bears the atomic death traps and scorns of the Leader,
The Abomination is wrong, Thanos is contumely
The pangs of Betty's love, the Avengers's delay,

..Hulk tired of this..Hulk skip ahead...

With Hulk's purple pants? How they strain with Hulk's package,
Hulk grunts and sweats as Hulk live Hulk's life,
But can Hulk fight something after something kill Hulk, more like Hulk kill Hulk
Hulk never been where Hulk not fight, even beat up Wendigo on top of North Pole, Hulk to know,
Why Hulk put up with insults
Who insulting Hulk?
Hulk not coward, Hulk crush Banner talky-man in Hulk head,
Hulk not turn grey and be smart Hulk,
Hulk not understand why Hulk play baseball with cast of Star Trek
Gulf Stream not even stop Hulk
Hulk not forget Name, You shut up mister director
Betty! -- B*&%h, you put spell on Hulk
Hulk remember all.
HULK SMASH!"

Silver Crusade

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Hulk refers to Hulk in third person because it makes Hulk feel like princess.

Andoran

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You want truth? Hulk think you can't handle truth!

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hulk think you not ready for this jelly.


Hulk feel like game of Scrabble.

(One fascinating thing about mr. Hulk to those of us from Sweden, is that "Hulk crush them all!" translates correctly into "Hulk skall krossa dem alla!", where "dem" is the dative form when you translate "them". Now, these dative forms are sort of fading from the swedish language, and thus come across as sort of archaic and high-brow.)


What size would you like, Tall, Grande or Venti?

Qadira

64. Hulk spend most of time alone. Hulk take up knitting. Hulk made this scarf Hulkself!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Show Hulk the money!

Andoran

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Hulk think it important to nurture Hulk's inner child.

Andoran

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Hulk hope next Twilight movie come soon!

Qadira

I'll Smash you!

(Granted, Professor Hulk might actually talk in the first person, but as we're focusing mostly on classic Hulk, I think this works)


Hulk entertain hypothetical idea of smashing you


Hulk prefer cabernet

Osirion

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Hulk wonders if you have any Grey Poupon.

Silver Crusade

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"From now on I will stop using the third person "Hulk" when referring to myself. It shows arrogance and a distinct lack of sophistication." *sips tea*

Qadira

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74. Hulk sometimes wonder: is Hulk's constant smashing of puny tanks and army men only supporting further expansion of American military-industrial complex? If Hulk not smash, will army men lose funding?


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Hulk would like sprinkles on that

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Doctor, Hulk have this rash ...

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

Hulk thanks you for the use of your nethers. (Just read the last Secret Six GN)


Hulk fix stuff Hulk smash. Hulk have accident and Hulk sorry. Hulk promise not to smash stuff again.

Shadow Lodge

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Hulk need mop in isle 5


Hulk haven't had an orthodox career, and Hulk wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time Hulk didn't feel it, but this time Hulk feel it, and Hulk can't deny the fact that you like Hulk, right now, you like Hulk!

Silver Crusade

Hulk have new life plan. Instead of smash, Hulk start home for orphaned kittens.

Silver Crusade

Welcome to Hulkmart, how may Hulk help you?


Hulk can't wrap mind around Richards' math, maybe puny Banner can.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

What is Hulk's motivation?

Qadira

85. At last, Hulk realize true meaning of Christmas!

Silver Crusade

Hulk love when Grinch heart grow three sizes. Make Hulk cry when it happens.


Hulk want to play bard, hulk want be talky man!


Sissyl wrote:

Hulk feel like game of Scrabble.

(One fascinating thing about mr. Hulk to those of us from Sweden, is that "Hulk crush them all!" translates correctly into "Hulk skall krossa dem alla!", where "dem" is the dative form when you translate "them". Now, these dative forms are sort of fading from the swedish language, and thus come across as sort of archaic and high-brow.)

Hulk endeavor to preserve Swedish culture! No need to thank Hulk!


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Hulk Like Opera!


Pass Hulk crumpets!


Hulk hurt. Green is no different. Hulk still human even if color is not same.

Qadira

Hulk love you,
You love Hulk,

We a big Hulk Family!

or

Rubber Hulky you the one,
Hulk make bathtime lots of fun!

Lantern Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Apostle of Gygax wrote:
Welcome to Hulkmart, how may Hulk help you?

Especially now that Wal-Mart is getting rid of it's greeters.

Silver Crusade

Banner not puny, Banner Hulk's best friend.

Silver Crusade

Can me Hulk keep friend me Grimlock? Me promise to feed me Grimlock, and walk me Grimlock, and clean up after me Grimlock.

Andoran

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Unaccustomed as Hulk is to public speaking...

Andoran

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Hulk does solemnly swear that Hulk will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of Hulk's ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Qadira

99. On Internet, nobody knows you are Hulk.


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Hulk welcome you to Walmart. Hulk hope you have good shopping day. Hulk ask if you need help finding anything?

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