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Fox vs. Sesame Street. FIGHT!


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Qadira RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

My money is on Big Bird.

Shadow Lodge

And this is why I ignore Fox.


First the Teletubbies, now this! Thank God we have Fox to expose the liberal agenda!

Grand Lodge

You spelled it wrong, TOZ, it's "Faux" Newz.

And I wouldn't worry too much; people who watch Faux Newz are so brain damaged by the trauma they can hardly breathe and they've long lost the ability to think.

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Pawns, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

No wonder that guy hates muppets, he has one living on the top of his head.

Shadow Lodge

W E Ray wrote:
You spelled it wrong, TOZ, it's "Faux" Newz.

Only according to blowhards with nothing better to do than insult things they don't like.

And seriously, 'Faux News' reads aloud as 'Foe News'. It doesn't even make sense, just makes you look uneducated.


TOZ wrote:

Only according to blowhards with nothing better to do than insult things they don't like.

And seriously, 'Faux News' reads aloud as 'Foe News'. It doesn't even make sense, just makes you look uneducated.

Their foes are liberals.

Shadow Lodge

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Fox news is just jealous of the reality and gravitas of sesame street.


I can't seem to find the article, but this one is a bit too ridiculous for me.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Hasn't Sesame Street always been very open about civil rights issues, which seems to be their claim.

What I find more amusing is the "Oh no, Sesame Street is preaching tollerance and mutual respect" attitude the video takes.

Qadira

Oh no! Those incisive and unbiased Sherlocks of the TV world have discovered the terrible secret! They've discovered the secret Gay Recruitment Campaign which we monstrous, heterosexuality-hating liberals have been hiding from the world since the day our secret order assassinated Pharoah Ramses II for refusing to go gay! But our power was based entirely on secrecy! As long as the viewers of Sesame Street hold a crucifix and repeat the mantra, "Me No Gay," we are powerless against them! Curse you, you fearless journalists of Moral Perfection! Curse you!

Skeletor: Curse you, He-Man!


Thank god we have Fox to expose those damned liberal commie f&~~@@s and their plot to demolish our precious freedoms!


Reminds me of the time when Benjamin the Elephant (aka Benjamin Blümchen), a popular audio-play and cartoon character for german kids, was accused of leftist bias in 2005.

According to the professor who wrote the article, the stories of the left-winged, social-liberal elephant would encourage anti-authoritarian behaviour, undermine confidence in the state and state authorities and establish anti-democractical thoughts in the heads of the young listeners.

Six years later, this terrible beast is still on the loose, poisoning the minds of innocent children, selling a hundred thousand copies of each new volume. Do not make the same mistake we did. I am one of his many victims and I will give you this warning: Save your children from leftist bias in the media! Do only watch Fox - in the end, it is your only safe bet against them!

This post *might* contain sarcasm.
Make a Willsave DC 12 or suffer 1d4 points of INT drain.


Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:
Thank god we have Fox to expose those damned liberal commie f&+@@@s and their plot to demolish our precious freedoms!

... and to steal our precious bodily fluids!

Andoran

You guys sure are ripping Fox -- but there ain't a man among ya that can tell me with any semblance of certainty what Oscar the Grouch's Touch AC is. Can ya?! NOOooOO!

Do that, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will I "listen" to this!

(It's 8 by my guess. Size Small minus Dex penalty, and I may be a bit generous with his Dex since he's a snarky, shut-in little spud)


General Kelth wrote:
... and to steal our precious bodily fluids!

D-did you just mention semen? Oh my god. Why? WHY? How could you? What about the children who's lives you just scarred permanently? WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN?


Kelsey Arwen MacAilbert wrote:
D-did you just mention (censored)? Oh my god. Why? WHY? How could you? What about the children who's lives you just scarred permanently? WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN?

I was referring to blood, which you can splash across the screen by the bucketload on prime-time TV and still have your show be considered appropriate for U.S. children -- even wholesome! The fluid YOU mentioned is sufficient to get you a hundred consecutive life sentences just for mentioning it somewhere where a minor might see the word.

P.S. My quote was from

Spoiler:
"Dr. Strangelove"


Kirth Gersen wrote:

I was referring to blood, which you can splash across the screen by the bucketload on prime-time TV and still have your show be considered appropriate for U.S. children -- even wholesome! The fluid YOU mentioned is sufficient to get you a hundred consecutive life sentences just for mentioning it somewhere where a minor might see the word.

P.S. My quote was from ** spoiler omitted **

Well, how else do you expect them to be able to kill gays and commies easily when they grow up? Gotta get them used to violence early. It's for the good of freedom loving people everywhere.


Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.


Charlie Brooks wrote:
Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.

C'mon, boys! Looks like we got us a RINO here! Let's string him up!!!

Spoiler:
Fox News' ratings clearly indicate that it is not, in any way, appealing only to "fringe" extremists. Rather, it represents the main position of neocons in the U.S. If you find Fox News to be wacky, odds are you're a lot less "conservative" than you think. Hell, I was a registered Republican and proud paleocon until sometime in the 1990s. My views haven't changed much, but the U.S. political scene has shifted so far right that those same views are now considered "liberal."


Charlie Brooks wrote:
Among the many, many problems that the United States faces, I find it quite a shame that people associate Fox News with political conservatism. That's the equivalent of associating the Westboro Baptist Church with Christianity.

Except that the Westboro Baptist Church is a tiny sect abhorred by most Christians, while Fox News is a major, highly influential cable network that drives conservative discourse in this country.

It may not have anything to do with what political conservatism should be, but it sure is associated with US conservatives.


Templeton Algrith wrote:

You guys sure are ripping Fox -- but there ain't a man among ya that can tell me with any semblance of certainty what Oscar the Grouch's Touch AC is. Can ya?! NOOooOO!

Do that, and THEN AND ONLY THEN will I "listen" to this!

(It's 8 by my guess. Size Small minus Dex penalty, and I may be a bit generous with his Dex since he's a snarky, shut-in little spud)

Oscar has from 50% to 100% cover all the time. Rush Limbaugh doesn't. Not to mention a touch on Oscar will probably fit the attacker with a ferocious disease. Trashcans are filthy.

Shadow Lodge

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stormraven wrote:
Oscar has from 50% to 100% cover all the time. Rush Limbaugh doesn't. Not to mention a touch on Oscar will probably fit the attacker with a ferocious disease. Trashcans are filthy.

Like Rush isn't carrying rabies in his bite attack?


LOL! Good point. Shall we call that an exchange of diseases then?

Grand Lodge

Charlie Brooks wrote:
conservative discourse

"Conservative discourse" -- that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one, kinda like "jumbo shrimp" or "intelligent republican."

Shadow Lodge

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Ah, good old fashioned hate.

It's just so, dare I say...conservative?

Andoran

This is a fake battle. Everyone knows Bert is a fastidious pigeon-worshipping tyrant whose draconian sharia law allows for neither loud noise nor rubber duckies! Don't think he's dangerous? Well, let's see what the letter W has to say about that.

AAAAAAAAH HE"S HITLER!!!!!!!!

Spoiler:
Pretty much word-for-word from one of Jon Stewart's fabled rebuttals of Glenn Beck.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Strangelove

You sure he was talking about blood and not semen in this scene?


meatrace wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
You sure he was talking about blood and not (censored) in this scene?

I make no guarantees -- but remember, think of the children!!! Ten years from now, when use of the censored word is illegal anywhere it might be read by a minor, they'll retroactively eliminate the Statute of Limitations and throw you in prison!

Qadira

They don't have to wait. They can just declare Kirth an ungoodthinking nonperson and deport him/her to the Ministry of Love (or, as we call it at present, Guantanamo.)


Lincoln Hills wrote:
They don't have to wait. They can just declare Kirth an ungoodthinking nonperson and deport him/her to the Ministry of Love (or, as we call it at present, Guantanamo.)

Doubleplusgood!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*facepalm*


O.

M.

G.

Teaching children tolerance!

How dare they. Pretty soon the only people children will be taught to irrationally despise are the poor. Sure their numbers are growing by the day, but it is just not the same.

Do you know how hard it is to wedge bestiality, incest and anal sex into a diatribe about those entitled leeches? I manage it of course, but it takes precious time away from my job creator duties. Maybe YOU would like to explain to my guatemalan nanny why she is working unpaid overtime while I work on my mommy blog.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Tales Subscriber

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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