The blame Crimson Jester thread

[Aberzombie]

I heard a rumor that CJ was responsible for introducing Hollywood to the idea of remakes/reboots.

[Callous Jack]

I heard he is responsible for all the Pauly Shore movies.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard a rumor that CJ was responsible for introducing Hollywood to the idea of remakes/reboots.

THAT IS A DAMN LIE.

You can blame me, but it is not my fault.

~Stomps off into the other room pouting~

[Crimson Jester]

Callous Jack wrote:

I heard he is responsible for all the Pauly Shore movies.

I thought it was a good idea at the time.

[Gark the Goblin]

Steven Tindall wrote:

I have long wondered who was to blame for this 24hr day, now I know.

It's none other than The Crimson Jester!

yes that's right folks I have at last unmasked the culprit behind this mere 24hr day.

How many of us suffer by not having enough hours in our day because of this fiend?
I for one do. After 8-10 hours at work I go to the gym for a mere hour, then drive to school and work on my education allowing me at most a infintesable 5-6hrs within this 24 hours period for sleep. Now if the day was a proper 30hrs as it should be there would be plenty of time to fit in all the requirements for a much more productive day.

Therefore I now lay the blame firmly at the feet of this Crimson Jester for undo hardship and suffering because there simply are not enough hours within a single day.

i have fried myeslf from the 24hr day. it tis call 40-hour day. then you sleep for twelf ouras.and dont do MAth.

OVERTHROW THE BLODD_DRENCHED TYRANT!

[Abed Nadir]

CJ, are you to blame for Community getting shelved midseason for more Whitney, Chelsea Handler in a watered-down sitcom, and the dreaded return of Rob Schneider to network TV?

If so, how far away are you from apotheosis into a Demon Lord?

Can you bring back Cougartown?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Crap. Was there anything else on TV that meant to be funny and succeeded?

[Bruunwald]

Whatever happens in 2012 will be CJ's fault.

[Aberzombie]

I heard CJ was responsible for convincing Lucas that Greedo should shoot first.

[Crimson Jester]

Abed Nadir wrote:

CJ, are you to blame for Community getting shelved midseason for more Whitney, Chelsea Handler in a watered-down sitcom, and the dreaded return of Rob Schneider to network TV?

If so, how far away are you from apotheosis into a Demon Lord?

Can you bring back Cougartown?

No I can not bring back cougartown. I never watched it anyway.

I only watched the DnD episode of community.

Never heard of the other shows either. I guess there are reasons for them being canceled.

I think that if successful Rob Schneider coming back to the TV will release a plague causing the breaking of one of the great seals and be a sign of the coming Apocalypse. While I am not to blame, I fear this as much as any.

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crap. Was there anything else on TV that meant to be funny and succeeded?

Big Bang Theory.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard CJ was responsible for convincing Lucas that Greedo should shoot first.

NEVER!!!!!

[Bruunwald]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crap. Was there anything else on TV that meant to be funny and succeeded?

The New Girl is hilarious. Raising Hope is still hilarious.

And I still want to know what CJ's relationship to the coming 2012 disaster is going to be.

[JMD031]

CJ broke Rambling Rant.

[Aberzombie]

I'm just going to go ahead and blame CJ for anything bad that happens to me today.

[Crimson Jester]

Bruunwald wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crap. Was there anything else on TV that meant to be funny and succeeded?

The New Girl is hilarious. Raising Hope is still hilarious.

And I still want to know what CJ's relationship to the coming 2012 disaster is going to be.

Well it is complicated, see, I keep using this ultra powerful, and I mean big time, radio to try and contact the roaming planet and all of Xenu's followers on it. They just do not want to answer. Might be sometime in March when they will wake up from their millennial naps.

[Crimson Jester]

JMD031 wrote:

CJ broke Rambling Rant.

there was a rambling rant?

[Crimson Jester]

Crimson Jester wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

CJ broke Rambling Rant.

there was a rambling rant?

Oh yeah, damn ... maybe I hit A one too many times.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

I'm just going to go ahead and blame CJ for anything bad that happens to me today.

Just today.....

You feeling well buddy, get enough brains in your diet? Or did you go to the wrong side of town for your munchies again? You know what it did to you last time.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Crimson Jester wrote:

...I keep using this ultra powerful, and I mean big time, radio to try and contact the roaming planet and all of Xenu's followers on it. They just do not want to answer. Might be sometime in March when they will wake up from their millennial naps.

.

Were-Space Clam {cornered, lies:} "Hey man, we space clams come in peace!"
The Rogue with No Name {shifts stogie from one corner of mouth to the other, whispers:} You're gonna leave in pieces." <BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM>

Coming Summer 2012... CJ Eastwood and Jessica Alba in OPERATION: CLAMBAKE
Written by: A bunch of drunk FaWTLies, Directed by: Alan "Jack" Smithee

[Aberzombie]

I heard that CJ helped Vanilla Ice get his first record deal.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard that CJ helped Vanilla Ice get his first record deal.

Wish I could have had some of that money. I have to hand it to VI, his illegal music tactics led me to some great Queen tunes I had never heard before.

[Callous Jack]

I hear CJ created Barney and provides the voice work for him as well.

[Crimson Jester]

Only good thing that ever came from Barney was the MOD for DOOM. But damn he was a tough end boss.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Only good thing that ever came from Barney was the MOD for DOOM. But damn he was a tough end boss.

C'mon, he must've done more than that to get Betty.

[Crimson Jester]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Only good thing that ever came from Barney was the MOD for DOOM. But damn he was a tough end boss.

C'mon, he must've done more than that to get Betty.

So I have also heard. I always liked Veronica better.

[Aberzombie]

CJ put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

[Gark the Goblin]

CJ is responsible for most 70s music.

[Aberzombie]

CJ wrote the script for Blues Brothers 2000.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

On the bright side, CrimJ is responsible for Paris. Not intentionally, but ontologically: he provides balance to the cosmos.

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

On the bright side, CrimJ is responsible for Paris. Not intentionally, but ontologically: he provides balance to the cosmos.

That hurts... so what your saying is I have the exact opposite of the Chuck Norris template.

Damn.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

CJ put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop.

Gark the Goblin wrote:

CJ is responsible for most 70s music.

I do not take responsibility for any and all DISCO. Even the KISS disco.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

CJ wrote the script for Blues Brothers 2000.

If only they followed my script.

[Aberzombie]

CJ is responsible for Nic Cage's career.

[Callous Jack]

Yellowdingo gets all his info and propaganda from CJ.

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

CJ is responsible for Nic Cage's career.

Wow, below the belt.

[Crimson Jester]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

CJ is responsible for Nic Cage's career.

Wow, below the belt.

Pot meet Kettle

Kettle meet Pot

Callous Jack wrote:

Yellowdingo gets all his info and propaganda from CJ.

[Callous Jack]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

CJ is responsible for Nic Cage's career.

Wow, below the belt.

Pot meet Kettle

Kettle meet Pot

Callous Jack wrote:

Yellowdingo gets all his info and propaganda from CJ.

Hey! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be finishing your next blog about how the Australian Cane Toad infestation is actually an American plot to take over the world?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

On the bright side, CrimJ is responsible for Paris. Not intentionally, but ontologically: he provides balance to the cosmos.

That hurts... so what your saying is I have the exact opposite of the Chuck Norris template.

Damn.

I guess it depends on where you locate Chuck Norris/Paris on the morality spectrum. Let me check something...

Ah: You're Chaotic Neutral. So yeah, disco and all this other stuff.

[Aberzombie]

I heard CJ killed Kenny once.....

[Crimson Jester]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

On the bright side, CrimJ is responsible for Paris. Not intentionally, but ontologically: he provides balance to the cosmos.

That hurts... so what your saying is I have the exact opposite of the Chuck Norris template.

Damn.

I guess it depends on where you locate Chuck Norris/Paris on the morality spectrum. Let me check something...

Ah: You're Chaotic Neutral. So yeah, disco and all this other stuff.

Can I help it if the "what class are you" sites always give me Paladin?

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard CJ killed Kenny once.....

Once?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

On the bright side, CrimJ is responsible for Paris. Not intentionally, but ontologically: he provides balance to the cosmos.

That hurts... so what your saying is I have the exact opposite of the Chuck Norris template.

Damn.

I guess it depends on where you locate Chuck Norris/Paris on the morality spectrum. Let me check something...

Ah: You're Chaotic Neutral. So yeah, disco and all this other stuff.

Can I help it if the "what class are you" sites always give me Paladin?

Well, now you are a Champion of Freedom or whatever that CN one is called.

[JMD031]

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard CJ killed Kenny once.....

Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

[Celestial Healer]

YOU BASTARDS!

[Gark the Goblin]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I heard CJ killed Kenny once.....

Once?

I hear he was responsible for every Kenny-death ever. Including ones in alternate timelines where he doesn't exist, the future, ones that didn't make it into the script, those of random guys who don't even know what Southpark is, and the one when Kenny became the little s!%& for Hallowe'en.

[Crimson Jester]

~kicks Kenny~

[Hudax]

I blame CJ for Wesley Crusher.

[Kryzbyn]

Oh snap.

[Weeeesley]

Hudax wrote:

I blame CJ for Wesley Crusher.

By whyyyyy meeeeee...........