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Dark Archive

I blame CJ for the Highlander that shall not be named the 2nd one. And really all the ones after that as well.

The Exchange

Remember the beginning of endgame?? They were all figments of Conner's drug addled mind, while he was in sanctuary.

Shadow Lodge

I blame Crimson Jester for......

....pffft


Begone foul BEAST!!!! Infidel...Smelly Infidel!!!

Sovereign Court

I blame CJ for midichlorians.


Callous Jack wrote:
I blame CJ for midichlorians.

Yes, inject them into yourself, they are the blood of githyankies filtered through Migo's and urinated out of the bladders of 1000 Kizinti.

Join the dark side, we have bat shapped cookies.

Liberty's Edge

I blame CJ for Ed;t: niiiiiiiinjAAAAAAAAS!


Gark the Goblin wrote:
I blame CJ for Edit: niiiiiiiinjAAAAAAAAS!

Around these parts it is Gninja's get it right.

Scarab Sages

Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?

Liberty's Edge

Well, he is responsible for the ride . . .


Gark the Goblin wrote:
Well, he is responsible for the ride . . .

That's what she said....

Oh wait....

Liberty's Edge

Also genderbending, apparently.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?

He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

The Exchange

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Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?
He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

You.

Are.

Evil.

Anyone ever tell you that?

Dark Archive

What about the Macarena?

Scarab Sages

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Gruumash . wrote:
What about the Macarena?

No, that was a collaboration between Sebastian and Sharoth.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?
He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

You.

Are.

Evil.

Anyone ever tell you that?

Jack, or me?


Me.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?
He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

You.

Are.

Evil.

Anyone ever tell you that?

Jack, or me?

Your more chaotic than evil.


I blame Crimson Jester for good, evil, law, chaos, and neutrality.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester is the reason Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so long.


Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester is the reason Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so long.

He's also the reason why the game sucked so badly.

The Exchange

JMD031 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester is the reason Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed so long.
He's also the reason why the game sucked so badly.

:*(


I'm pretty sure he groped me once.


CJ was the executive producer for Joanie loves Chachi.

The Exchange

Bruunwald wrote:
I'm pretty sure he groped me once.

I am not sure we ever met.... was this on a crowded bus?

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CJ was the executive producer for Joanie loves Chachi.

Only for the first season.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

That was enough, Fondlzie.

Grand Lodge

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CJ was the executive producer for Joanie loves Chachi.

He was also the broadcaster for the show in Korea.


Crimson Jester was on the magic rainbow mountain when Kim Jung Il was born.


Crimson Jester gave Tommy Wiseau the idea to make The Room.

Liberty's Edge

Have you ever been standing there waiting for your toast to pop up and when it finally does it scares the living crap out of you?

Yeah, that's his fault.

Liberty's Edge

I blame Crimson Jester for all this bacon someone dumped on my house.

The Exchange

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Crimson Jester was on the magic rainbow mountain when Kim Jung Il was born.

I had to take a pee.

The Exchange

Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
CJ was the executive producer for Joanie loves Chachi.
He was also the broadcaster for the show in Korea.

Unmitigated rumors.

The Exchange

Icyshadow wrote:
Crimson Jester gave Tommy Wiseau the idea to make The Room.

Just because he used me as his muse, does not mean it is my responsibility for that much chaos.

The Exchange

Pygon wrote:

Have you ever been standing there waiting for your toast to pop up and when it finally does it scares the living crap out of you?

Yeah, that's his fault.

Your welcome.

The Exchange

Gark the Goblin wrote:
I blame Crimson Jester for all this bacon someone dumped on my house.

Impossible, it would have been eaten.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester suggested putting Ahnold in the role of Mister Freeze.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester suggested putting Ahnold in the role of Mister Freeze.

Did not!!

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester suggested putting Ahnold in the role of Mister Freeze.
Did not!!

Joel Shumacher told me so. He also said you suggested putting nipples on the Bat suit.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester suggested putting Ahnold in the role of Mister Freeze.
Did not!!
Joel Shumacher told me so. He also said you suggested putting nipples on the Bat suit.

He wasn't listening, I said Bat-girl suit, and it was for a much different movie.


.....

Scarab Sages

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Crimson Jester was the reason SciFi Channel replace Farscape with Tremors.

The Exchange

Charles Scholz wrote:

Crimson Jester was the reason SciFi Channel replace Farscape with Tremors.

damn skippy.

The Exchange

Frank the Mime wrote:
.....

Sorry.


I have long wondered who was to blame for this 24hr day, now I know.

It's none other than The Crimson Jester!

yes that's right folks I have at last unmasked the culprit behind this mere 24hr day.

How many of us suffer by not having enough hours in our day because of this fiend?
I for one do. After 8-10 hours at work I go to the gym for a mere hour, then drive to school and work on my education allowing me at most a infintesable 5-6hrs within this 24 hours period for sleep. Now if the day was a proper 30hrs as it should be there would be plenty of time to fit in all the requirements for a much more productive day.

Therefore I now lay the blame firmly at the feet of this Crimson Jester for undo hardship and suffering because there simply are not enough hours within a single day.

Sovereign Court

Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?
He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

You.

Are.

Evil.

Anyone ever tell you that?

My wife.

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Is it true that CJ penned the lyrics to It's a Small World?
He also came up with the Chicken Dance.

You.

Are.

Evil.

Anyone ever tell you that?

My wife.

Fair enough.

The Exchange

Steven Tindall wrote:

I have long wondered who was to blame for this 24hr day, now I know.

It's none other than The Crimson Jester!

yes that's right folks I have at last unmasked the culprit behind this mere 24hr day.

How many of us suffer by not having enough hours in our day because of this fiend?
I for one do. After 8-10 hours at work I go to the gym for a mere hour, then drive to school and work on my education allowing me at most a infintesable 5-6hrs within this 24 hours period for sleep. Now if the day was a proper 30hrs as it should be there would be plenty of time to fit in all the requirements for a much more productive day.

Therefore I now lay the blame firmly at the feet of this Crimson Jester for undo hardship and suffering because there simply are not enough hours within a single day.

well I did try to get it to be 25 hours, but those damn Summerians with their base 60 math and all.

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