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Genetic parody thread

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Chromosomes are so dorky.

Liberty's Edge

Yo' mamma was a dork!

Don't talk about your grandma.

Liberty's Edge

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Don't talk about your grandma.

Genetics say that's highly improbable.

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That ain't what Maury Povich said.

Liberty's Edge

Who is this Povich? A search reveals he is, apparently, unrelated to Darwin AND Abraham Lincoln.

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He and your mom tricked me onto his show to prove paternity.

And snarfed Gark's genetic sample from the jihzzcrusties on his keyboard.

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

You sayin Gark wuz borned from some cheesy jihzzcrusties skank? I ain't so sure about that.

CT may have said that. You makin' sumpthin' about it?

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ah ain't gotta. Thet ppoor ol'Gark fella makes sumthin outta it evy time he opens his mouth.

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If I ever hear "snarf" and "jihzzcrusties" in the same sentence again, it'll be way way too soon.

Maury provides a much higher class of entertainment; for instance he does not normally have a stripper pole for the audience members to use.

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