"Mine!" x Umpteen
Ah, a very wise puffin indeed who uses the Toothbrush method to unburden himself of all possessions.
{opens FaWTL Bestiary, finds Puffin entry, and scribbles in "Solipsist semantic satiation (Su)" as special ability}
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"Mine!" x UmpteenAh, a very wise puffin indeed who uses the Toothbrush method to unburden himself of all possessions.
{opens FaWTL Bestiary, finds Puffin entry, and scribbles in "Solipsist semantic satiation (Su)" as special ability}
I mine, therefore MINE!!!!
My current application for the Guild is still being checked for traps, and thus is pending.
I am imminently qualified to be your Archnemesis because I can spell both 'imminently' and 'archnemesis' properly.
I will also ensure that the already entrenched flesh eating bats which I left in your lair when I was there last week are perfectly balanced between 'hungry enough to devour you' and 'not suffering from malnutrition'.
Also, I just placed a tripwire somewhere in this thread. I won't say what it's wired to, however.
I mine, therefore MINE!!!!
You know nothing about mining. You are a bird! A tasty, tasty bird.
MINE!
I mine, therefore MINE!!!!You know nothing about mining. You are a bird! A tasty, tasty bird.
MINE!
Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
I tawt I taw a puddy-horsey!
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Hey!
YOU Rat Soup Eatin, Powder Blue Smurfass Kermit the Frog on Steroids Wolverine Wannabe, born insecure, giant fly eatin, gopher tortoise egg suckin, jive ass CR 1/2, 5 c.p. treasure in your pocket protecter, charisma diarrhea dump stat havin, random encounter poster child!
Get to the nearest Arby's and FIX. ME. A. SAAAAAAAMIIIIIIICH!CH!CH!CH!CH!
I could be a nemesis.
Bah! We should all band together as an evil Legion of Snark, or Sinister Seven, or House of Representatives, or something.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
I want to be Admiral Wet Blanket.
Question: Does the ability to completely beat you render our application null and void?
Second Question: How do you feel about lying on the application?
Answer: Yes.
Second Answer: It is highly discouraged.
Insane? Try Spanky! or for that matter Sharoth!
Well Spanky has applied, but not Sharoth. I'm not sure if I will take applications by proxy.
This entire application & selection process is sounding too orderly and reasonable!
I'm asking for some insane person to post in a thread on the Internet. How more random can you get?
Yeah. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you for your interest in this endeavour. I will certainly be contacting you for an interview later.
My current application for the Guild is still being checked for traps, and thus is pending.
I am imminently qualified to be your Archnemesis because I can spell both 'imminently' and 'archnemesis' properly.
I will also ensure that the already entrenched flesh eating bats which I left in your lair when I was there last week are perfectly balanced between 'hungry enough to devour you' and 'not suffering from malnutrition'.
Also, I just placed a tripwire somewhere in this thread. I won't say what it's wired to, however.
Sorry, this post is too coherent for my needs but thank you for your interest.
Tch. Who'd WANT to be your archnemesis?
Apparently there are a few people. *face*
Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.
I tawt I taw a puddy-horsey!
Hmm, I will take this application into consideration but I'm going to need to see some references.
Hey!
YOU Rat Soup Eatin, Powder Blue Smurfass Kermit the Frog on Steroids Wolverine Wannabe, born insecure, giant fly eatin, gopher tortoise egg suckin, jive ass CR 1/2, 5 c.p. treasure in your pocket protecter, charisma diarrhea dump stat havin, random encounter poster child!Get to the nearest Arby's and FIX. ME. A. SAAAAAAAMIIIIIIICH!CH!CH!CH!CH!
This is a strong candidate. However, I don't see any reason to foil this individual on a regular basis. I'll keep your application on file and get back with you.
See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!
I could be a nemesis.
No.
Bah! We should all band together as an evil Legion of Snark, or Sinister Seven, or House of Representatives, or something.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
I wanna join. :-(
I guess in this job market, the bottom of the barrel looks pretty good.Tch. Who'd WANT to be your archnemesis?Apparently there are a few people. *face*
I never said it would be a "good" job.
Be careful with these. You never know when Brick Top will show up to apply.
Who?
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Be careful with these. You never know when Brick Top will show up to apply.Who?
Someone that is really way too much into the concept of "nemesis".
HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.
Someone that is really way too much into the concept of "nemesis".Be careful with these. You never know when Brick Top will show up to apply.Who?
Um ok
I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
I do not see your name on it.
I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.
I want to be Admiral Wet Blanket.
By lack of decree, I am Admiral Wet Blanket. Look, I've even got the stars.
For a while it seemed like I ruined this fun thread too.
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
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You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You don't get to pick.
Now stop posting here.
HA! You think that's insane? I'm looking on immigrating to Australia!See my previous work experience with Mr. Leafar the Lost. Platypi are funny, however the only thing that makes your application stand out is the whole "I'm Australian" thing. Personally I'm not sure I can handle that level of insanity.Well, you really don't want to be his arch supporter.
I might apply I am not sure though.... Are there any other requirements than annoying you?
Being Australian I do have access to a multitude of the worlds most deadly snakes, spiders, octopuses, monotremes, bugs, reptiles and marsupials.
So should the situation arise I could utter the command "UNLEASH THE PLATYPUS".
Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
Cool what state/city? where are you coming from ? If you want sun and alternative culture Queensland is the best state, If you want a mix of everything New South Wales is good, if you want psudo euro arty farty with good coffee Victoria, if you want rural England Tasmania, if you want vineyards, churches, and serial killers then South Australia, if you want big mining money isolation, lots of South Africans and good music Western Australia, if you want wilderness and craziness The Northern Territory and if you want porn and politics The Australian Capital Territory.
We are currently looking around Perth (though that isn't final yet) it partly depends on where we can find work (the wife has her BS of Psychology while I'm simply really good unskilled labor technically).
Would you consider playing football without a helmet? Do you believe that climbing a sheer cliff with no gear is a "good time"? Do you go around antagonizing local wildlife just for fun? Just because you decide to move to a place doesn't make you like them. People who move to America take years to become full fledged A-holes.I married an Irish-Italian woman, do in fact play rugby, climb regularly and... well again I married an Irish-Italian you don't get much more wildlife than that.
Is she originally from Jersey? Otherwise, I'll still have to deny your application.
You are a poor substitute for Leafar. I'm afraid I will be unable to allow you to be my archnemesis.I do not see your name on it.I. Said. Don't post in my thread.
Thank you.
It's right there. Jeez, like you wouldn't even notice if the lightning struck you...
Also, stop posting in my thread!
You don't get to pick.
Now stop posting here.
Post.