Overheard at the Paizo office

[Oladon]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: why aren't they laughing at my joke! I need accolades!

And by "accolades", Cosmo means teddies, right?

[Gorbacz]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sarah: You can't listen to 80s metal at your desk if you don't have 80s hair.

Me: ... *pulls hairsticks out*
Crystal: Aaaaand synchronize! *throws the rock horns* \m/

SKR should burst in and do a combo breaker with his mighty imaginary mane of METAL HAIR.

[Cosmo]

Oladon wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: why aren't they laughing at my joke! I need accolades!

And by "accolades", Cosmo means teddies, right?

...amongst other things, yes.

[Vic Wertz]

Who said what now about Cosmo in a teddy?

[Jim Groves]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Who said what now about Cosmo in a teddy?

nervously looks around and then points at Ambrosia Slaad

It sort of started as a Rocky Horror thing, Sir. You know, like a joke. And then.. well.. it took on a disturbing life all its own.

Much like Cosmo.

Hey, look at the time! I think someone in the Green Market thread needs my help!

[Jim Groves]

kidding!

[AdamWarnock]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Who said what now about Cosmo in a teddy?

Be glad I can't find the pen to my tablet. >:)

[Marthian]

Oladon wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: why aren't they laughing at my joke! I need accolades!

And by "accolades", Cosmo means teddies, right?

No, he means "can't talk... milking you for favorites"

I think...

[Estragon al'Godot]

zylphryx wrote:

Chris Self wrote:

Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

Or is he stealing lunches and kicking backpacks down mountains?

Hey Baby Goat...

that's not yours

[Chris Lambertz]

CS Erik One does not simply "eat a Hot Pocket."

[Orthos]

Lies, I did that earlier =)

[Jiggy]

Orthos wrote:

Lies, I did that earlier =)

But did you do it simply?

[Orthos]

Don't get much simpler than "nuke and eat"...

[Chris Self]

You forgot the "Oh my god, that's so hot! Get it out of my mouth! I think my tongue is blistered...is my tongue blistered?" step.

[Chris Lambertz]

Hot Pockets are like a horrible molten lava filled with pizza flavored hatred.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{casts summon Jim Gaffigan}

[JMD031]

Hot Pockets!

[Orthos]

I have Hot Pockets down to a science. 55 seconds in the work microwave and they always come out perfect. Not still frozen in the middle, and not made of Hell and Burning. =)

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I am the spiritual head of the tech team.

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary Can I feed my keyboard a donut?

CS Erik Just don't feed it after midnight.

[Gary Teter]

Lissa: These 7 hours of downtime have been brought to you by the letter '_'

[Cosmo]

RoboChris: well, we can be sure that we don't sell any products where the product name contains "butts"

[Sara Marie]

gary: can somebody who knows how to use the blinkylights machine do a page to say "site is back up and running"

gary: < is shy

cosmo: [over phone system]Ladies and Gentlemen, paizo.com is back up and running.

cosmo: < not shy

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: this sounds like a woodchipper full of nightmares

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: how is it 5pm?

Gary: time flies when you're not updating the overheard thread

[Steve Geddes]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: < not shy

In the same sense that the Kardashians are not averse to publicity.

[Sara Marie]

gary: how do you milk a turkey?

money chris: Well, you start with a few million years of evolution...

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I'll probably wear cloths. But that's the most I can promise.

[Orthos]

And for that we are all very grateful.

[Oladon]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: I'll probably wear cloths. But that's the most I can promise.

I really, really hope he means clothes, and not... you know... more than one loincloth or something. (How would you even wear more than one loincloth?)

[Terquem]

Loincloths, is somewhat less troubling than Loinscloths

[Ross Byers]

Gary: I wonder what they're talking about?
Robot Chris: ROCKS

[Anthony J. Crowley]

Naw... 's dolphins.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: I have fan club?

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I'm keeping this mustache

[zylphryx]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I'm keeping this mustache

Robot Chris has Cosmo's old mustache?!!??

[Cosmo]

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I'm keeping this mustache

Robot Chris has Cosmo's old mustache?!!??

:{D

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Vic, can you come help with this computer issue?

vic: You're going to fix it yourself because you have a trackball.

[Cheapy]

Cosmo is truly the master of emoticons.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Cosmo wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I'm keeping this mustache

Robot Chris has Cosmo's old mustache?!!??

:{D

Coming soon... Taken 3: Mustachenapped.

[Sara Marie]

vic: It's still not working.

sara marie: I blame Cosmo's trackball

vic: I blame lots of things about Cosmo.

[Oladon]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I'm keeping this mustache

Robot Chris has Cosmo's old mustache?!!??

:{D

Coming soon... Taken 3: Mustachenapped.

"Stachenapped" sounds better.

[ulgulanoth]

both sound german-ish

[Jekara]

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

[AdamWarnock]

Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

You are an evil, evil man.

[Cosmo]

Jeff Alvarez: We just don't give them the opportunity to say no. That's MY job!

[Jekara]

AdamWarnock wrote:

Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

You are an evil, evil man.

only sometimes! *maniacal laughter*

[Oladon]

Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...

Spoiler:

It doesn't. :(