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Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: can't talk... milking you for favorites


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Cosmo can't talk... milking you for favorites

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

So I call 1-425-250-0800 and all I get is:

Cosmo can't talk... milking you for favorites

Dark Archive

is Cosmo milking everyone for favorites?

Lantern Lodge

andrew: I want someone to buy me cows...

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

sara: ICE CREAM NINJA


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Gary Teter wrote:
sara: ICE CREAM NINJA

So all of Cosmo's milk gathered from favorites is going into making ice cream ninjas? That's a really weird golem manual someone has gotten their hands on.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: I'm going to make the messageboards like a Starbucks barista.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Robot Chris: Gah!

...

Robot Chris: It's all different and I don't like it!

Contributor

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Two seconds ago...

Excited commotion.

Erik: "What's happening?"

James: "Praying mantis!"

Stampede of enthusiastic editors and developers.

Sovereign Court

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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

Two seconds ago...

Excited commotion.

Erik: "What's happening?"

James: "Praying mantis!"

Stampede of enthusiastic editors and developers.

It wasn't that HUGE praying mantis that almost TPKed my adventuring group, was it?


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Which reminds me of the time when I was a kid when my dad found some sort of egg sac in the backyard and brought it inside to see what would hatch out of it. My mom woke up one morning to two-hundred-some-odd baby praying mantises all over the kitchen.

In retrospect, he probably should have put it in a jar or something.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Erik (in meeting with WizKids to approve final paint samples for Shattered Star): Hee hee hee!

Contributor

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Erik: ...congenital disorder.
Sarah: *snort* hee hee hee!
Sutter: That doesn't mean what you think it means, Sarah.


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Joana wrote:

Which reminds me of the time when I was a kid when my dad found some sort of egg sac in the backyard and brought it inside to see what would hatch out of it. My mom woke up one morning to two-hundred-some-odd baby praying mantises all over the kitchen.

In retrospect, he probably should have put it in a jar or something.

Your flies would be nonexistent within a few months though, so there's that.


Orthos wrote:
Joana wrote:

Which reminds me of the time when I was a kid when my dad found some sort of egg sac in the backyard and brought it inside to see what would hatch out of it. My mom woke up one morning to two-hundred-some-odd baby praying mantises all over the kitchen.

In retrospect, he probably should have put it in a jar or something.

Your flies would be nonexistent within a few months though, so there's that.

Bed bugs too, I hear...

Dark Archive

no pic of the praying mantis army of dooooom?


ulgulanoth wrote:
no pic of the praying mantis army of dooooom?

Here you go.


Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Green mantis pacifists?

Dark Archive

Oladon wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
no pic of the praying mantis army of dooooom?
Here you go.

FOR SCIENCE!


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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:


Erik: "What's happening?"
James: "Praying mantis!"...

Erik: It looks like a mini!

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Here's a for-real photo I took of The Great Disruption.

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: You can... buy... food? Like not-prepared food?

blue chris: remember our talk about the magic that is the oven the other day?

cosmo: you have magic in there?

blue chris: Well, I have magic in there. *You* have dirty dishes.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Sara Marie: if you like it then you should have put a rune on it

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: ew... my apple smells like sunshine

Contributor

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Wes (to Sarah): "Robbing from you is not the same as robbing from Cosmo."


James Jacobs wrote:
Here's a for-real photo I took of The Great Disruption.

I was expecting something a bit more metaphorical, or at least related to Achaekek.

Scarab Sages

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Cheapy wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Here's a for-real photo I took of The Great Disruption.

I was expecting something a bit more metaphorical, or at least related to Achaekek.

You could paint it Red...

Lantern Lodge

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mark: Anyone know why the site is loading slowly for me?

liz: Everybody that could answer that is in a meeting Mark.

mark: maybe that's why it's slow...cause no one is peddling the paddle wheel

liz: The hamsters demand fresh blood. Thanks for volunteering Mark!

Lantern Lodge

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mark: in Ustalav, orc halves you!

Dark Archive

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i'm pretty sure orcs half people everywere, thats why they carry axes

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Crystal: Who's got a chicken to ride?


I DO! Well, if your tiny or smaller, you can...

Actually, what size is chickens? I'm assuming small going off of Dodos, there's no stats for chickens :(

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

Marthian wrote:
Actually, what size is chickens? I'm assuming small going off of Dodos, there's no stats for chickens :(

I'd say chickens are Tiny. Dodos were twice the size of wild turkeys, so Small fits them well.


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal: Who's got a chicken to ride?

Chicken to Ride was a little-known B-Side during the short phase when McCartney and Lennon were experimenting with snorting poultry seasoning.


Adam Daigle wrote:
Marthian wrote:
Actually, what size is chickens? I'm assuming small going off of Dodos, there's no stats for chickens :(
I'd say chickens are Tiny. Dodos were twice the size of wild turkeys, so Small fits them well.

And that agrees with the stats you guys put out for Dodos, whoo!


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Dr. Strangegnome wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal: Who's got a chicken to ride?
Chicken to Ride was a little-know B-Side during the short phase when the McCartney and Lennon were experimenting with snorting poultry seasoning.

And she don't care.


Adam Daigle wrote:
Marthian wrote:
Actually, what size is chickens? I'm assuming small going off of Dodos, there's no stats for chickens :(
I'd say chickens are Tiny. Dodos were twice the size of wild turkeys, so Small fits them well.

Apparently you have small wild turkeys. Ours are a bit...bigger. Saw a whole flock last year on Black Friday. Those suckers were all at least twice the size of a large chicken; two of them would have been a size medium creature. I even have heard a story of a guy who got torn up by one.

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: random blathering.

phone rings

cosmo: Oh look, you guys are saved from a random Cosmo story by a ringing phone!

Scarab Sages

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James Jacobs wrote:
Here's a for-real photo I took of The Great Disruption.

Huh. How fast does it take to get from that, to this?

Former VP of Finance

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Robot Chris: if there were a pony that was both Derpy and Fluttershy, I would be that pony

Shadow Lodge

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For Sara Marie:

Cat (Revised & Expanded)


The Boogeyman is still under the bed.
Bloody Mary is still in the mirror.
All your childhood fears are alive and well, looking for you.
And your only guardian... is Mister Whiskers.

Cat: A Little Game about Little Heroes is a game about housecats protecting their owners from monsters they can't see. It is designed to be played by gamers of any age with a system simple enough for children and sophisticated enough for grown-ups.

This new edition of the classic game includes streamlined rules and additional Narrator advice. It also includes advice for playing the game with smaller gamers and a new chapter on incorporating magic cats into your existing games--no matter what system you happen to be using.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo: That child appears surprised by something.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: oh fixing monks is easy

gary: SNIP SNIP and you've got a soprano

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: ♫my crockpot brings all the soup to the yard ♫

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: oh fixing monks is easy

gary: SNIP SNIP and you've got a soprano

Tony, I'd guess at first blush.


Kthulhu wrote:

For Sara Marie:

Cat (Revised & Expanded)


The Boogeyman is still under the bed.
Bloody Mary is still in the mirror.
All your childhood fears are alive and well, looking for you.
And your only guardian... is Mister Whiskers.

Cat: A Little Game about Little Heroes is a game about housecats protecting their owners from monsters they can't see. It is designed to be played by gamers of any age with a system simple enough for children and sophisticated enough for grown-ups.

This new edition of the classic game includes streamlined rules and additional Narrator advice. It also includes advice for playing the game with smaller gamers and a new chapter on incorporating magic cats into your existing games--no matter what system you happen to be using.

From the same author, Sexcraft: A Little Game with a Lot of Sex

NO REALLY! Last sentence of the description: It is a game for consenting adults.

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