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Ha! That isn't out of context, I know what that means. Now we just wait for the universal sign of hunger.
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Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"
Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"
Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)
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Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)
Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.
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Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)
Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
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Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Cosmo: "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
Rise of the Cowbells? We need more cowbell! SNL
Cosmo: I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
Cosmo: I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
Cosmo's been reading that new parenting book by Alicia Silverstone.
Cosmo's been reading that new parenting book by Alicia Silverstone.
Cosmo: I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
The mustache as garnish is bonus.
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Erik Keith: I thought all FF games were Dress like a princess sims regardless of gender?
Erik Keith: (which is exactly why I love cosplaying from it now that I think about it)
Cosmo: http://i.imgur.com/r7kXF.gif
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Cosmo "Not horrible looking" = fashion. Fashion is subjective, as such it's generally all of equal value, to someone.
Robot Chris I like to not blind people.
Robot Chris So that I can better blend in with the hu...
Erik Keith: I thought all FF games were Dress like a princess sims regardless of gender?
Erik Keith: (which is exactly why I love cosplaying from it now that I think about it)
Cosmo: http://i.imgur.com/r7kXF.gif
OMG ROFL...
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Crystal: Asparagus is proof that god wants us to weaponize delicious things.
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Blue Chris PaizoCon was June or July last year?
Cosmo Yes.
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Blue Chris A resource? What am I, some type of looker-upper?
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Erik Keith: when I'm really laughing but trying to be quiet about it, I sound like a Guinea Pig
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Erik Keith: when I'm really laughing but trying to be quiet about it, I sound like a Guinea Pig
To be fair I could barely hear myself laughing over the sound of how awesome creative non fiction based on spiders is. Well played Chris, well played...
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Robot Chris: May sunshine laser through your weekend with joy!
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Today Vic requested a limerick from Cosmo and accidentally set off a Limerick Rap Battle.
COSMO
There once was a Cosmo with a bucket,
who filled the pop machine... something... Nantucket.
The machine, it got filled,
and Paizo was billed,
and Cosmo was going to write a joke, but said...
SUTTER
There once was an owner named Vic
who requested a pop limerick.
The employee refused
'cause he wasn't enthused
...and really, was kind of a dick.
The poet, you see, was a snob
but rhythmically kind of a slob.
He got lazy with meter
his poem kind of petered
and now he is out of a job.
COSMO
There once was a writer named Sutter
whose eyes set ladies' hearts a-flutter
Though, his poems did miss
and his betters did diss
"Your limericks are stale. Did I stutter?"
A Limerick battle, in the works
With crazy rhymes and meter as perks!
My styles are legion
the best in the region
I leave all opponents feeling like jerks.
SUTTER
Your sad little tentative iambs
may never be clever like my jams
but if you work at it
with methods Socratic
I'll teach you to be more like I am.
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Your title is quite well deserved
'cause customers always get served
but editor chaps
deal in lyrical snaps
and your dignity won't be preserved.
When suffering through the assault,
of my intricate rhyming gestalt.
Know the word on the street
is my metrical feet
are the bomb; so it's not all your fault.
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Your title is quite well deserved
'cause customers always get served
but editor chaps
deal in lyrical snaps
and your dignity won't be preserved.When suffering through the assault,
of my intricate rhyming gestalt.
Know the word on the street
is my metrical feet
are the bomb; so it's not all your fault.
cos, you're a legend, but that's going to be hard to beat.
Winner = Sutter
Honestly Cosmo, I can hardly follow yours. Next time try haiku or something.
Hmmm...you have to admit, though, Sutter does have the advantage of volume of verse. He used that to his advantage with the walk-off, leaving Cosmo no chance to even things up.
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He used that to his advantage with the walk-off, leaving Cosmo no chance to even things up.
I try to put 'em down quick. It's more humane.
My guess...
** spoiler omitted **
I am actually going to go with it being the HR department.
At Paizo, those two things are one and the same.I am actually going to go with it being the HR department.My guess...
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Oh, I knew that. Thus my reasoning for going with it. ;)
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Cosmo: *IS* there a legos store around here?
Robot Chris: Yes. It's in Bellevue, and it's like Christmas wrapped in a birthday.
Cosmo, you are a man after my own heart. I just hope the PaB wall is better than the one in the Galleria in B'ham, AL.
Oh, I knew that. Thus my reasoning for going with it. ;)At Paizo, those two things are one and the same.I am actually going to go with it being the HR department.My guess...
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I once bought about ten packets of chips from a vending machine just to get the stuck one. I was quite drunk at the time...
Moreland: Mine got stuck.
Robot Chris: You should bang on it; it might drop.
Moreland: Somebody should put a sign on the thing.
O.O
Gotta luv the lack of context!
Moreland: Mine got stuck.
Robot Chris: You should bang on it; it might drop.
Moreland: Somebody should put a sign on the thing.O.O
Gotta luv the lack of context!
That's what makes it funny (and apropos for this thread); it wouldn't be nearly as hilarious if you had proper context! As it is, you can picture the first thing that comes to mind and probably do a spit take (I know I did).
robot chris: great... now I'm exploding
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ross: Okay. This kind of thing appears to be the kind of thing having was originally built for, but it may be the first time we've actually used it for such.
ross: So I'm nervous
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Robot Chris: Sorry, but if you want information, you're gonna need words.
robot chris: great... now I'm exploding
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