Overheard at the Paizo office


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Assistant Software Developer

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Patrick Renie wrote:

Adam: ...goat eyes!

Rob: No, no, no...
Adam: ...like eight goat eyes!
Rob: Two goat eyes is too many!

I can only assume this has to do with Spider goats.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: now I want to see a dwarf ranger riding a giant armadillo mount

liz: And a gnome on an anteater

sara marie: halfling on a jackalope

sara marie: sorcerer with a rattlesnack

sara marie: I'm thinking Pathfinder Southwest

liz: Halfling on a gila monster

sara marie: orc on a giant desert scorpion

sara marie: druid spells with cactus instead of vines

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cs erik: I don't like the idea of it raining angry mountain lions at all.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jenny: I just saved us a bunch of money!
Andrew: Did you switch our car insurance to Geico?

Silver Crusade

Ross Byers wrote:
Patrick Renie wrote:

Adam: ...goat eyes!

Rob: No, no, no...
Adam: ...like eight goat eyes!
Rob: Two goat eyes is too many!
I can only assume this has to do with Spider goats.

That goat has devil eyes.

Sovereign Court Contributor

Goats yelling like humans.

Hee-larr-ee-us.


Sara Marie wrote:
cs erik: I don't like the idea of it raining angry mountain lions at all.

Isn't that true for just about everyone?

Paizo Employee Developer

Rob: ...I've never seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Mark and Adam: ...<blank, confused stares>...


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It's okay Rob, I haven't either.

I don't handle gore well, and motorized saws are a major phobia of mine after my dad had an accident with a table saw.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Patrick Renie wrote:

Adam: ...goat eyes!

Rob: No, no, no...
Adam: ...like eight goat eyes!
Rob: Two goat eyes is too many!
I can only assume this has to do with Spider goats.
That goat has devil eyes.

Psst... The devil goat eyes are really just peeled grapes.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Cosmo: This is by far the best song ever to come out of the speakers in your car.


Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: This is by far the best song ever to come out of the speakers in your car.

I dread to ask but... What music gained Cosmo's approval?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Drejk wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: This is by far the best song ever to come out of the speakers in your car.
I dread to ask but... What music gained Cosmo's approval?

Note: It was not my car (I have awesome music in my car).

But the song was this.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

robot chris: I imagine it's like store brand smooth peanut butter that's been left in the sun... mixed with sand

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: TO SAAAAAAAND!

Grand Lodge

Ohh... man... this is why I won't fight a blue dragon. EVER.

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:


sara marie: sorcerer with a rattlesnack

Yummy, noisy and potentaly poisonous, in many great flavors!

P.S. Sorry, I normally don't (and really shouldn't) jump on typos...but that one was too good ;-)

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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sara marie: is there anything that a bit of sugar, milk and whipped cream CANT make better?

robot chris: mayonaise

liz: Lima beans

Sovereign Court

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Liz Courts wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: This is by far the best song ever to come out of the speakers in your car.
I dread to ask but... What music gained Cosmo's approval?

Note: It was not my car (I have awesome music in my car).

But the song was this.

I just assumed it was God playing his guitar through the sound system on the new Cee-Apostrophe-D.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years

!!!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: All I want in this world is a bit of lexicological accuracy.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years
!!!

Run, run, don't look back!


Drejk wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years
!!!
Run, run, don't look back!

schloorp, schlooorp, schluurp, schlirk

What?


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Turin the Mad wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years
!!!
Run, run, don't look back!

schloorp, schlooorp, schluurp, schlirk

What?

TEKELI-LI!!


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: All I want in this world is a bit of lexicological accuracy.

As someone who strives for the same -- it ain't happenin'.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Robot Chris: need a caftan for my froggie

Digital Products Assistant

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Mark And over there is a shower, but you'll never need that because you work at a game company.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Mark And over there is a shower, but you'll never need that because you work at a game company.

Heh. Hehehe.


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Mark And over there is a shower, but you'll never need that because you work at a game company.

My Slaadi Sense would warn me this is typically a line uttered just before being led through a door and a bucket of green Nickelodeon slime dumping on my head.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cs erik: Its always disconcerting to walk past the server closet and see two developers and half the art team in there trying to figure out what's wrong.


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: oh man i haven't seen a real angel pelt shirt in years

Okay...that's a "DaFAQ!?" moment. (o_O)


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Sara Marie wrote:
cs erik: Its always disconcerting to walk past the server closet and see two developers and half the art team in there trying to figure out what's wrong.

Wait....Is pmg trying to hide from something again? (>_>)

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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sara marie: We should play GTZ tonight.

sara marie: errr... GTA

gary: grand theft zombie?

sara marie: grande theft zoo!

gary: i'mma steal a heffalump!!!


Sara Marie wrote:


gary: grand theft zombie?

Seems related to this week's Walking Dead.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: also a complementary pallet of bees, delivered via catapult delivery


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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: also a complementary pallet of bees, delivered via catapult delivery

Something like this?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: I'm going to think of it as a pizza buffet, where your friend sneaks in ziplock freezer bags that also has a salad bar

gary: oh, and there's a MUCH BETTER salad bar over there, and it costs extra, and some toppings open a wormhole over to the other salad bar

robot chris: that's the slaad bar


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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: oh, and there's a MUCH BETTER salad bar over there, and it costs extra, and some toppings open a wormhole over to the other salad bar

robot chris: that's the slaad bar

{strums accoustic chicken, sings (badly):} "You can have anything you want at Ssendam's Restaurant..."

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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Jenny: They're all sitting in there goobing out on imagination!


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Sara Marie wrote:
Jenny: They're all sitting in there goobing out on imagination!

Paizo in a nutshell folks. Wish I could do that at work....

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: so it's like eating 3 lbs of butter

gary: that may in fact be a bit too much butter


Sara Marie wrote:

gary: so it's like eating 3 lbs of butter

gary: that may in fact be a bit too much butter

Hang on... where's the real Gary? I heard directly from the horse's mouth the other day that you can never have too much butter.


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: oh, and there's a MUCH BETTER salad bar over there, and it costs extra, and some toppings open a wormhole over to the other salad bar

robot chris: that's the slaad bar

{strums accoustic chicken, sings (badly):} "You can have anything you want at Ssendam's Restaurant..."

But Ssendam's Restaurant isn't the name of the restaurant, the restaurant is called something else.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: Ugh.... ahwww... OH!... eewwwww.... That poor goat!

liz: "Ohhh. Poor Goatley. </Krieger>"

Liberty's Edge

Taco Truck!

Liberty's Edge

Also, who let David into the office? :P

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