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Lissa: They fight crime!

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Robot Chris: Say Yes to the Dress is like getting your eyes scooped out by dollar signs and replacing your brain with taffeta


Admit it, you are trying to regain some ground and score some quotes while Sara Marie is gone from the office!


Tsk tsk tsk. It's a shame that some people would stoop so low, as to try and steal the spotlight away from a hard-working woman, as all her energy is focused on bringing a new life into the world.

Shun, Paizo staff, SHUN!!! :P

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.

Liberty's Edge

Cosmo wrote:
Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.

So... are there a LOT of emergencies when he's visiting you? :D


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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.
So... are there a LOT of emergencies when he's visiting you? :D

Would breaking Cosmo's skull actually do anything? ;D


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Justin Franklin wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Jeff Alvarez (my boss): In case of emergency, break skull.
So... are there a LOT of emergencies when he's visiting you? :D
Would breaking Cosmo's skull actually do anything? ;D

It's like a piñata. Except instead of candy, the void of despair spills out.

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thunderspirit wrote:
It's like a piñata. Except instead of candy, the void of despair spills out.

...

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!!

...

Spoiler:

(...the Void of Despair is actually in my chest where my heart should be.)

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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He lies:
It's where his gallbladder should be.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....gallbladder.


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Robot Chris may or may not be socially deprived at the moment

Robot Chris also may or may not have bug eyes from all the coffee

Cosmo has improvised weaponry.

Chris Lambertz has a fork

Robot Chris ... and a screwdriver. I wonder who left that by the printer.

Ross is still alive

Cosmo ...for now

Robot Chris ...for now

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Drejk wrote:
Admit it, you are trying to regain some ground and score some quotes while Sara Marie is gone from the office!

Actually, the goal is to keep it going so Sara Marie can read from home and still feel like she's overhearing things in the office.

:)

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Cosmo wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Admit it, you are trying to regain some ground and score some quotes while Sara Marie is gone from the office!

Actually, the goal is to keep it going so Sara Marie can read from home and still feel like she's overhearing things in the office.

:)

She is on a well deserved vacation and you are trying to make her feel like she is at work? MEAN MAN!


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Cosmo and Liz (singing) ... wanna look at the epic [redacted]!!

Cosmo BURRRRRRP

Yep, we're getting desperate.

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Crystal: PSYCHONAUTS!!!!

Crystal Frasier runs around screaming

Crystal Frasier runs up wall

Crystal Frasier clings to ceiling

Crystal: Psychonauts: The game of setting squirrels on fire with your MIND

...so Crystal likes the game Psychonauts, evidently.

Spoiler:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Cosmo and Liz (singing) ... wanna look at the epic [redacted]!!

Cosmo BURRRRRRP

Yep, we're getting desperate.

That thur? Class. Pure Class.

Former VP of Finance

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Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!


Chris Self wrote:
Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!

How about, samurai/hobo + baby cart?


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Cosmo I took a skill point so I can diplome the crap outta that pig.

Cosmo I have a +0 to diplome it now.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!
How about, samurai/hobo + baby cart?

You get a cookie for mentioning Lone Wolf and Cub. *offers cookie*

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Liz Courts wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Liz Courts: Ninjas versus hobos, GO!!!
How about, samurai/hobo + baby cart?
You get a cookie for mentioning Lone Wolf and Cub. *offers cookie*

You know I think I still have issues from the late 80's ... I loved that comic!

EDIT: issues of the comic, that is ... not issues ... OK, so I've got issues from numerous decades ... .sheesh. ;)


zylphryx wrote:
You know I think I still have issues from the late 80's ... I loved that comic!

Don't worry, many of us games, forumites and others have issues from the late 80's on :P


I wasn't even born until after the 80s were over, so I dodged that bullet.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.

The Exchange

Ross Byers wrote:
Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.

Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???


I don't know what Strahd is :/

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Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
I don't know what Strahd is :/

Here you go.

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.
Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???

If we give you context, that kills half the fun of this thread. :P

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Liz Courts wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.
Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???
If we give you context, that kills half the fun of this thread. :P

Oh he was probably just trying to ship himself somewhere and ran out of stamps.

Or he was laid off by WotC, got a job at the USPS and showed up because the postage on some packages being sent out were less than needed and is out for blood ... or additional postage.


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Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
I don't know what Strahd is :/

Wow, you must be quite a young gamer... and now I feel old.. :D

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XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."

Dark Archive

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."

I'm guessing he is Cosmo.

The Exchange

David Wickham wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."
I'm guessing he is Cosmo.

My money's on the Bull.


Hugo Solis wrote:
Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
I don't know what Strahd is :/
Wow, you must be quite a young gamer... and now I feel old.. :D

I'm 20, so I guess I am quite a young gamer.


Moorluck wrote:
David Wickham wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."
I'm guessing he is Cosmo.
My money's on the Bull.

Agreed! The Lord Jason is well known for his ability to ingest massive quantities of booze and still be capable of ravaging whole cities.

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Liz Courts wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.
Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???
If we give you context, that kills all the fun of this thread. :P

FTFY


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Hugo Solis wrote:
Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:
I don't know what Strahd is :/
Wow, you must be quite a young gamer... and now I feel old.. :D

I don't know what they're talking about. ;_;

Gets to the Google machine, lord of history learning.

The Exchange

Chris Self wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Liz: If Strahd came up and asked for postage, that's a little...different.
Ok I have to ask, why did Strahd and Postage come up...together???
If we give you context, that kills all the fun of this thread. :P
FTFY

i DISAGREE; then again it seems my caps lock is stuck.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Chris Self: Ow. Man, that tape nurses use really hurts to pull off.

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I love this thread!


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Ross Byers wrote:
Chris Self: Ow. Man, that tape nurses use really hurts to pull off.

I can think of no non-sexual-innuendo replies to this.


Wuss. Wait till you trustingly let a female friend apply a waxing pad to the region just above your waist-line, telling you it's a form of heat-pack to deal with your strained back, rubbing it in .... then rips it off with great force, leaving you white and gasping for air on the ground as every male in the room winces and every female laughs long and loud.

2 months on, I still have a rectangular bald-patch on my back...


My little sister has threatened to do that to my face if I didn't shave before. I tend to bust out the razor at that point.

But yeah, hair + really sticky stuff = PAIN!

You both have my sympathies.

Former VP of Finance

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Acolyte of Urizen wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Chris Self: Ow. Man, that tape nurses use really hurts to pull off.
I can think of no non-sexual-innuendo replies to this.

See, if I had quoted this, I would have used:

Quote:
Ow. Man, that [redacted] nurses use really hurts to pull off.

or

Quote:
Ow. Man, that tape [redacted] use really hurts to pull off.

Now, *those* have no non-innuendo responses.


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Cosmo - Sharoth? Again? What did I ever do wrong to have him call here?

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cosmo: Mountain Goats: "this Year"

robot chris: ooo

robot chris: Mountain Goats

robot chris swoons

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Chris Self wrote:

cosmo: Mountain Goats: "this Year"

robot chris: ooo

robot chris: Mountain Goats

robot chris swoons

...specifically: The Mountain Goats - "This Year"

Enjoy! :D

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Sara Marie is out of the office, so I'll post this for her

robot chris: bhfjhbetjweriwqkrqb

crystal: Somebody go reboot Chris

Former VP of Finance

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Cosmo wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

cosmo: Mountain Goats: "this Year"

robot chris: ooo

robot chris: Mountain Goats

robot chris swoons

...specifically: The Mountain Goats - "This Year"

Enjoy! :D

Cosmo...you're not supposed to give them context!

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