Robot Chris: I don't even have a heart anymore.
Robot Chris: I don't even have a heart anymore.
The sammich ate it.
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You got to be careful when eating a peryton on wheat....that's not heart burn you're feeling.
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robot chris: mr pibb and dr pepper aren't the same...
gary: have you ever seen them together at the same time?
gary: one is a sekrit identify for the other
One of these days, Mr. Pibb is going to dust off that dissertation and finish it. Then he will feel better about the inevitable Dr. Pepper comparisons.
: but i really wanted to see my paladin's .
I hope those two [redacted]'s are different words :P
wes: Valeros totally likes mint juleps.
{must write up Mint Ju'Lips for future Kaer Maga "Weal or Woe" submission}
: but i really wanted to see my paladin's .
Gaaa! I don't need to see anyone's ! Cover that thing up!
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: but i really wanted to see my paladin's .I hope those two [redacted]'s are different words :P
They don't have to be if the person's name is Richard.
Crystal: Do YOU have symbiotic algae, Ross?
...yet.
Customer Carebear
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gary: I have these little Starbucks pixie stick things. Can I turn those into coffee?
sara marie: Starbucks Via?
gary: Yeah I guess that's it.
sara marie: Yes. I know Cosmo drinks them sometimes so they can't be that bad.
gary: ... Lets unpack everything that's wrong with that statement.
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liz: We've got coffee over here Gary, do you want some? Because I need some myself. -.-
gary: it's ok i'll just have a couple of these pixy sticks
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gary: these things make my sinuses hurt
It puts the contents in its mouth, not the entire stick in the nose...
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Crystal: Do YOU have symbiotic algae, Ross?Followup: He does not.
This is the weirdest game of "Go Fish" I've ever heard of.
cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do.
To whom Cosmo was speaking?
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me :Pcosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do.To whom Cosmo was speaking?
Um, doesn't Cosmo kind of do, you know, the same kinds of things that you do, thereby leading him to insult himself? *confused face*
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Um, doesn't Cosmo kind of do, you know, the same kinds of things that you do, thereby leading him to insult himself? *confused face*me :Pcosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do.To whom Cosmo was speaking?
I wouldn't put that past Cosmo. (Heck, I wouldn't put much of anything past Cosmo. 8^)
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Liz Was there a hamburglar?
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Crystal I keep seeing a hedgehog in a sombrero, and it's freaking me out.
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Gary: As a general rule, when Sara is laughing evilly, you probably don't want to know why
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Crystal I keep seeing a hedgehog in a sombrero, and it's freaking me out.Put down ... the pixie stix ...
Hah! That stuff's got nothin' on Smile Dip.
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Rob: It's so hard to find a good mustache.
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robot chris: tomorrow is Friday?
robot chris: how... what? time?
money chris: already?!
money chris: ...is it sad that I want Monday back, now?
gary: you can't have it back
gary: i used it sleeping
Yet another sign that I am working for the wrong company.
Someday I want to work at a job where the fact that it is Friday makes me sad.
