I see what you did there.
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robot chris: ♪♫ oh, sammich, you are my friend, oh, sammich, you were brought by a fairy, oh sammich, don't ever end, my sammich you are... wait for it.... LEGENDARY!♪♫
Robot Chris: I don't even have a heart anymore.
Ross Byers wrote: Robot Chris: I don't even have a heart anymore. The sammich ate it.
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You got to be careful when eating a peryton on wheat....that's not heart burn you're feeling.
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Sara Marie wrote: robot chris: mr pibb and dr pepper aren't the same...
gary: have you ever seen them together at the same time?
gary: one is a sekrit identify for the other
One of these days, Mr. Pibb is going to dust off that dissertation and finish it. Then he will feel better about the inevitable Dr. Pepper comparisons.
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Pierce: I am collecting snobberies. "There is no such thing as subjectivity. I am right and you are wrong."
Crystal: You should be on the internet.
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[redacted]: but i really wanted to see my paladin's [redacted].
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wes: Valeros totally likes mint juleps.
Sara Marie wrote: [redacted]: but i really wanted to see my paladin's [redacted]. I hope those two [redacted]'s are different words :P
Sara Marie wrote: wes: Valeros totally likes mint juleps. {must write up Mint Ju'Lips for future Kaer Maga "Weal or Woe" submission}
Sara Marie wrote: [redacted]: but i really wanted to see my paladin's [redacted]. Gaaa! I don't need to see anyone's [redacted]! Cover that thing up!
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sara marie: this is how the ordering system works. Note: it is full of goblins
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DSXMachina wrote: Sara Marie wrote: [redacted]: but i really wanted to see my paladin's [redacted]. I hope those two [redacted]'s are different words :P They don't have to be if the person's name is Richard.
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Lee: Look at my spreadsheet! It's got math!
Crystal: Do YOU have symbiotic algae, Ross?
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Chris Self wrote: Crystal: Do YOU have symbiotic algae, Ross? Followup: He does not.
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Sara Marie wrote: Lee: Look at my spreadsheet! It's got math! Lee?
Enlight_Bystand wrote: Sara Marie wrote: Lee: Look at my spreadsheet! It's got math! Lee? Works across the hallway over at Goblinworks.
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gary: I have these little Starbucks pixie stick things. Can I turn those into coffee?
sara marie: Starbucks Via?
gary: Yeah I guess that's it.
sara marie: Yes. I know Cosmo drinks them sometimes so they can't be that bad.
gary: ... Lets unpack everything that's wrong with that statement.
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liz: We've got coffee over here Gary, do you want some? Because I need some myself. -.-
gary: it's ok i'll just have a couple of these pixy sticks
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gary: these things make my sinuses hurt
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Sara Marie wrote: liz: We've got coffee over here Gary, do you want some? Because I need some myself. -.-
gary: it's ok i'll just have a couple of these pixy sticks
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gary: these things make my sinuses hurt
It puts the contents in its mouth, not the entire stick in the nose...
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Crystal Frasier wrote: Chris Self wrote: Crystal: Do YOU have symbiotic algae, Ross? Followup: He does not. This is the weirdest game of "Go Fish" I've ever heard of.
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robot chris: is it possible to actually feel derailed? is that an emotion?
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jenny: I wouldn't even pretend to be cooler than you guys*.
*customer service
cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do.
Sara Marie wrote: cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do. To whom Cosmo was speaking?
Drejk wrote: Sara Marie wrote: cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do. To whom Cosmo was speaking? me :P
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Sara Marie wrote: Drejk wrote: Sara Marie wrote: cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do. To whom Cosmo was speaking? me :P Um, doesn't Cosmo kind of do, you know, the same kinds of things that you do, thereby leading him to insult himself? *confused face*
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Readerbreeder wrote: Sara Marie wrote: Drejk wrote: Sara Marie wrote: cosmo: I'm not insulting you, just people who do those things that you do. To whom Cosmo was speaking? me :P Um, doesn't Cosmo kind of do, you know, the same kinds of things that you do, thereby leading him to insult himself? *confused face* I wouldn't put that past Cosmo. (Heck, I wouldn't put much of anything past Cosmo. 8^)
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Liz Was there a hamburglar?
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Crystal I keep seeing a hedgehog in a sombrero, and it's freaking me out.
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Gary: As a general rule, when Sara is laughing evilly, you probably don't want to know why
robot chris: we don't service crows here
robot chris: you'll want the original crow manufacturer
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Chris Lambertz wrote: Crystal I keep seeing a hedgehog in a sombrero, and it's freaking me out. Put down ... the pixie stix ...
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zylphryx wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Crystal I keep seeing a hedgehog in a sombrero, and it's freaking me out. Put down ... the pixie stix ... Hah! That stuff's got nothin' on Smile Dip.
He is dangerous, so is his gang.
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Sara Marie: i think my imagination just squee'd itself
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Rob: It's so hard to find a good mustache.
robot chris: tomorrow is Friday?
robot chris: how... what? time?
money chris: already?!
money chris: ...is it sad that I want Monday back, now?
gary: you can't have it back
gary: i used it sleeping
feytharn wrote: He is dangerous, so is his gang. LatAm 'Anchor' Hamsters... the hidden terrorist threat.
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Erik (in a meeting with WizKids): I have no justification for doing this, but I really want to do it.
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Sara Marie wrote: robot chris: tomorrow is Friday?
robot chris: how... what? time?
money chris: already?!
money chris: ...is it sad that I want Monday back, now?
gary: you can't have it back
gary: i used it sleeping
Yet another sign that I am working for the wrong company.
Someday I want to work at a job where the fact that it is Friday makes me sad.
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Vic Wertz wrote: Erik (in a meeting with WizKids): I have no justification for doing this, but I really want to do it. That can only mean one thing ... überminis!
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Gargantuan Green out of nowhere?
cs erik: I'd hate to just sit there and listen to you die.
crystal: Just let nature take its course.
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