That's one seriously mortified dog.
Ugly with large ears. It must be bat.
Paizo Customer Service Algorithm
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From last night:
[redacted]: Customer Service has gone home. I'm going to go through their stuff.
Trying to press the advantage while Cosmo is on vacation? I doubt they got past our impregnible defenses. Cosmo trained us to be prepared.
Trying to press the advantage while Cosmo is on vacation? I doubt they got past our impregnible defenses. Cosmo trained us to be prepared.From last night:
[redacted]: Customer Service has gone home. I'm going to go through their stuff.
ARRGH! Cardboard fort! We are vanquished!
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ARRGH! Cardboard fort! We are vanquished!Trying to press the advantage while Cosmo is on vacation? I doubt they got past our impregnible defenses. Cosmo trained us to be prepared.From last night:
[redacted]: Customer Service has gone home. I'm going to go through their stuff.
What, you don't have a +3 adamantine boxcutter?
Works great to defeat the power of cardboard defenses.
Packing tape of the Warehousers works even better if you just want to lay siege ...
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Until you realize: It's adamantine cardboard, and your day is ruined.
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ARRGH! Cardboard fort! We are vanquished!Trying to press the advantage while Cosmo is on vacation? I doubt they got past our impregnible defenses. Cosmo trained us to be prepared.From last night:
[redacted]: Customer Service has gone home. I'm going to go through their stuff.
What, you don't have a +3 adamantine boxcutter?
Works great to defeat the power of cardboard defenses.
Packing tape of the Warehousers works even better if you just want to lay siege ...
Bah, we are well prepared for such defenses!
General Anh'Purr, notify Commander Fuzzytoes to dispatch two squads of the 501st Laser Cat Troopers.
Also, be alert for the two-legger Schneider. If he has somehow trapped himself in the warehouse this year, we must be ready to implement psy-ops again... we will need his thumbs to open all the tuna cans that The Bulmahn has hidden in the vault.
Well if anyone would know it'd be her....
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cs erik:are you an oversized squirrel?
liz: Only when the moon is full
{powers up Urizen's Guide to the Galaxy, googles the Sub-Etha:}
- Rodentnetics, by L-Lon Talbot (1941)
Kunji: I just need more blood and my mosquito head will work better.
Another unfamiliar name. Will we be seeing this one about shortly?
Another unfamiliar name. Will we be seeing this one about shortly?
Kunji is the Paizo accountant, and joined Paizo in 2010. :-)
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Rob: Almost all of the movies made in the 80s were good!
Andrew: At no point in the history of the world have almost all of anything been good.
Rob: Almost all of the movies made in the 80s were good!
Andrew: At no point in the history of the world have almost all of anything been good.
Heaven's Gate, Howard the Duck, and Leonard Part 6, at the very least, would like a word with Mr. McCreary.
Heaven's Gate, Howard the Duck, and Leonard Part 6, at the very least, would like a word with Mr. McCreary.Rob: Almost all of the movies made in the 80s were good!
Andrew: At no point in the history of the world have almost all of anything been good.
You have just given Rob the seeds for the most diabolically evil AP based on those three movies combined. Everyone should now preemptively roll for SAN drain; Paizo editors take a -8 penalty for having to read the first draft.
You have just given Rob the seeds for the most diabolically evil AP based on those three movies combined. Everyone should now preemptively roll for SAN drain; Paizo editors take a -8 penalty for having to read the first draft.Heaven's Gate, Howard the Duck, and Leonard Part 6, at the very least, would like a word with Mr. McCreary.Rob: Almost all of the movies made in the 80s were good!
Andrew: At no point in the history of the world have almost all of anything been good.
Sanity loss?! Oh, I'm in trouble ... *twitch, drool, twitch...*
At least it's Friday.
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You have just given Rob the seeds for the most diabolically evil AP based on those three movies combined. Everyone should now preemptively roll for SAN drain; Paizo editors take a -8 penalty for having to read the first draft.Heaven's Gate, Howard the Duck, and Leonard Part 6, at the very least, would like a word with Mr. McCreary.Rob: Almost all of the movies made in the 80s were good!
Andrew: At no point in the history of the world have almost all of anything been good.
but I kinda liked Howard the Duck...
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but I kinda liked Howard the Duck...
Except for the script, the cinematography, the special effects, and the acting, it was a tolerable film. ;-)
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Good editing and musical score, then?but I kinda liked Howard the Duck...Except for the script, the cinematography, the special effects, and the acting, it was a tolerable film. ;-)
No, the title was spelled correctly.
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I now imagine Jeff Erwin and Jim Groves as two elderly men sitting in a vip box...
Thanks, that made my night! Lololololol
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Crystal: "I have found your party's weakness—healing! Also, subtlety."
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Overhead while passing by, so even I don't have context:
Sara Marie: ...Mikey is eating my brain...
Sara Marie has the Life of brains ...
EDIT: Removed a complete misquote from my childhood memories ... I swear Mikey would try anything ... NO, Mikey wouldn't try it, 'cause he hates everything ... oh age, what have you done to my recollection of childhood commercials? ;)
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Gary: HAHAHHAHA
Gary: THE DWARF VERSION IS THE SHORTER ONE
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robot chris: mr pibb and dr pepper aren't the same...
gary: have you ever seen them together at the same time?
gary: one is a sekrit identify for the other
Mr. Pibb is to Dr. Pepper as Jekyll is to Hyde.