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Cosmo wrote:

James Jacobs:...and THAT appears to be a skull, trailing gravedust with a bunch of jewels. ...and THAT appears to be a Cosmo, drinking Tang with a bit of borsht. Because he is Russian!

(I am not Russian)

It's true. He didn't seem to be in a rush at all, and in fact appeared to be quite laid back and relaxed. Which is weird, considering he's in the Russian space program. I would have thought ANY space program would be stressful.


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LAIKA BOSS!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Cosmo wrote:

James Jacobs:...and THAT appears to be a skull, trailing gravedust with a bunch of jewels. ...and THAT appears to be a Cosmo, drinking Tang with a bit of borsht. Because he is Russian!

(I am not Russian)

Note that he's not denying he likes a bit of borscht in his Tang.

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Have congratulations been overheard for Crystal winning the Butterfrog contest?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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*Sounds of jack-hammering and drilling drift throughout the office*

RoboChris: Cosmo, that is the worst dub step ever.

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Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

James Jacobs:...and THAT appears to be a skull, trailing gravedust with a bunch of jewels. ...and THAT appears to be a Cosmo, drinking Tang with a bit of borsht. Because he is Russian!

(I am not Russian)

Note that he's not denying he likes a bit of borscht in his Tang.

What girl doesn't?


Nodnarb wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Apparently I'm the only one who remembers the TV show Dinosaurs that was on ABC.

Not the Momma! Not the Momma! Trust me, you're not the only one.

Oh, and "We're gonna need another Timmy!"

+1


Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

Said while munching happily on someone else's laundry?


Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

So I take it Wes' Mind went for a total meltdown.

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Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

Or is he stealing lunches and kicking backpacks down mountains?


Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

Do the horizontal/octopus pupils give him a +2 to Intimidate checks vs. freelancers?

Someone better put their foot down now before he starts having MeetUps outside the Paizo building.

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Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

I said "GHOST!"

And not the drippy kind, as was the follow-up comment.

WoooooooOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooo.

I'm getting pretty good.

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Rob: Cold War superhero? Hell yes!

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Sutter: I've gotta use the bathroom, so it's time to go explore!

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Sutter: I've gotta use the bathroom, so it's time to go explore!

Don't do it, Sutter! That only leads to jealousy at the nicer bathrooms, cubicles, and showers located *elsewhere*.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
MeetUps outside the Paizo building.

GOSHDARNIT, GOATS! Stop defying Logic! It's hurting my head! I had a goat that constantly escaped her pen, even when we tried "patching" those escapes. I'm sad she passed away young :(

Lantern Lodge

ross: I am aware my typing fingers are stupid


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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

I said "GHOST!"

And not the drippy kind, as was the follow-up comment.

WoooooooOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooo.

I'm getting pretty good.

That makes marginally more sense, but is infinitely less entertaining.

Since this reality does not fit my narrative, I choose not to believe it.

Lantern Lodge

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sara marie: links to Tony DiTerlizzi's artwork

robot chris: the real question: how hard is it for him to get dressed in the morning with sucker hands?

ross: He uses dominate person to make his breakfast help him dress.

ross: He then eats their brain.

ross: Circle of life

cosmo: I do the same thing

robot chris: but then who does the laundry?

ross: Dinner

robot chris: it's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife

lissa: Someone really needs to do a cthulhu version of lion king.

ross: It's like if we trained cows and sheep to be household staff

robot chris: ... that would be horrible... there would be poop everywhere

Lantern Lodge

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blue chris: You've steeped in its soupy mess your whole life without knowing it's there

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F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Wes: I'm training to be a goat!

I said "GHOST!"

And not the drippy kind, as was the follow-up comment.

WoooooooOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooo.

I'm getting pretty good.

Are you using a voice coach? I've got one I could recommend. I'm getting pretty good at my "disembodied laughter" voice with them.


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Sara Marie wrote:
sara marie: links to Tony DiTerlizzi's artwork

Had Paizo comissioned anything from DiTerlizzi for Pathfinder?

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

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My bet is that Tony DiTerlizzi is pretty busy these days.


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And a tad pricier than in his Planescape days.

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: Erik is Runelord of Pugs

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gary: can i be runelord of hugs?

Lantern Lodge

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warehouse: *calling from downstairs* mail's here!

cs erik: you mean I have mail other than male pattern baldness?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:
sara marie: links to Tony DiTerlizzi's artwork

I like Tony's art... but I think the thing he's done that has most impressed me is this.


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Gary w00lololo00000looooooot


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary w00lololo00000looooooot

The PMG is possessed by the ghost of Eduard Khil?! If so, cool. :)

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andrew: That's why we have Cosmo... tons of testosterone.


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Sara Marie wrote:
andrew: That's why we have Cosmo... tons of testosterone.

There *had* to be SOME reason. ;-)


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RIP Eduard Khil :(

Lantern Lodge

cosmo: All the sudden the world is made of spikes.


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Was he chanting before he said that?! *looks out the window*


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: All the sudden the world is made of spikes.

Mario Bros. "Ow that hurt" spikes or Mega Man "YOU ARE DEAD" spikes?

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: my grar-dar is blipping like crazy

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Crystal: Undo: Move Badger

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gary: i am secure in my fortress of solitude

gary: and disco

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cosmo: I'm producing a lot of fertilizer right here.

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robot chris: Ross, is your computer going insane or am I?

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: It would be a squirrel if it existed.

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: you can tell when it's burrito time because I get more belligerently silly

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: I'm not helping, am I?

gary: not really

gary: but that's ok, i didn[t expect you to...

Lantern Lodge

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ross: Turns out making RPG books isn't just kittens and sunshine

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sara marie: now i want to write Kitten RPG

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gary: why you nerf kitten monk?!

ross: What's the DC to pounce on a Sunbeam?

gary: dear paizo: one of my players kitten paladin is a real jerk. plz fix

lissa: Monk kittens suck! Make them better!

lissa: SKR ruined my kitten.

ross: Why dont' Siamese kittens get any bonuses for having a second head?

ross: My GM banned Cheeseburgers. What gives?

crystal: want to play a dog. Why aren't there any player stats for dogs? Paizo doesn't know how to make an RPG!

ross: Dogs are overpowered. You need to play a puppy instead.

crystal: No, I want it for ROLEplaying reasons.

cs erik: what, chihuahuas suck, all their racial lets them do is tremble as a free action

gary: PAIZO NERFED FLURRY OF CLAWS

gary: "muzzle" is a stupid feat, why would you ever take that

cs erik: My GM had one of the BBEG put my character in a box and then told me to make a new character, HE WONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER! I don't know if hes dead or not!


Hmm... I can't help but feel this kitten talk applies more broadly to the Paizo community...

Nah....

:D That seriously cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

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Adam: Where they're going, they don't need eyes.

:-o

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sara: i no longer have desire to make kitten RPG

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