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Gary: "mommy... where do half-elves come from?"
Gary: "we'll discuss this when you've leveled"
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"Let the song play, man. Bon Jovi is a sword that, once drawn, cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood."
~from an argument in the warehouse
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gary: which class gets all the green womenz?
lissa: Bard
Bard, shmard -- Captain Kirk gets all the green womenz, of course!
Which just proves that Captain Kirk was a Bard.Bard, shmard -- Captain Kirk gets all the green womenz, of course!gary: which class gets all the green womenz?
lissa: Bard
...with the feat Skill Focus: Perform (over-emoting).
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The warehouse has arguments... Over music?"Let the song play, man. Bon Jovi is a sword that, once drawn, cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood."
~from an argument in the warehouse
Any place where they let you play music without headphones is gonna have arguments about music. It's a fact of life.
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Any place where they let you play music without headphones is gonna have arguments about music. It's a fact of life.
The warehouse has arguments... Over music?
Oh, man, you're giving me flashbacks to my days in retail. The Christmas music...for two months straight...
Oh, man, you're giving me flashbacks to my days in retail. The Christmas music...for two months straight...Any place where they let you play music without headphones is gonna have arguments about music. It's a fact of life.
The warehouse has arguments... Over music?
I know how that feels ....
I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the one I used to know ...Great now I'm think now of Christmas in July.
Do the wise men know how it feels?
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I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the one I used to know ...
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I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the one I used to know ...
No, no. Use the blunt one. It'll hurt more.
Do the wise men know how it feels?
Every year for the past 9 years, I've had to deal with it where I work the second Halloween is over.
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I must say, I'm quite happy in my support of a company where the finance manager threatens to murder a fan.
I must say, I'm quite happy in my support of a company where the finance manager threatens to murder a fan.
We all have our little problems. Sometimes the furniture just has to go.
No, no. Use the blunt one. It'll hurt more.I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the one I used to know ...
Reminds me of the "Ace of Base" battles I used to have with a coworker...ahh, good times.
Director of Sales
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Reminds me of the "Ace of Base" battles I used to have with a coworker...ahh, good times.
I believe that the use of "The Sign" in battle verses an enemy combatant violates the Geneva Convention. Just sayin'
It opened up his eyes...
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Oh, man, you're giving me flashbacks to my days in retail. The Christmas music...for two months straight...Any place where they let you play music without headphones is gonna have arguments about music. It's a fact of life.
The warehouse has arguments... Over music?I know how that feels ....
I'm dreaming of a white christmas just like the one I used to know ...
Great now I'm think now of Christmas in July.
Thanks -- years of therapy from time in retail management all down the drain.
Reminds me of the "Ace of Base" battles I used to have with a coworker...ahh, good times.I believe that the use of "The Sign" in battle verses an enemy combatant violates the Geneva Convention. Just sayin'
How about the metal version of All That She Wants?
Oh, the horror! o.O
Ace of Base is serious business.
Ace of Base is serious business.
{carves "Wolfie ♥'s Ming Ming" on desk while teacher isn't looking}
New person!One of us! One of us!
Welcome Jessica Price!
Ace of Base is serious business.{carves "Wolfie ♥'s Ming Ming" on desk while teacher isn't looking}
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Cosmo (to Vic): "Are you free? I have something totally irrelevant and unimportant to talk to you about."
sara marie: it turns out its only mildly awkward to walk down the hallway full of your coworkers with and a .
gary: believe me it's worse if somebody catches you doing that with a box of in the other hand
Fill in the blank?
First: Flowers and Chocolate
Second: Chocolate flowers.
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1) Cut a hole in the box...
sara marie: it turns out its only mildly awkward to walk down the hallway full of your coworkers with and a .
gary: believe me it's worse if somebody catches you doing that with a box of in the other hand
Pump and milk-bottle?
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sara marie: i'm getting intermittant outages. "safari can connect to server"
sara marie: but if i hit browser back button and try again it works
gary: didn't think anybody would notice, sorry
gary: i'm just doing some minor evil experiments
gary: i may be doing it again a few more times actually, sorry
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gary: australia is made up of tardis wreckage
DIR-ECT HIT!
Not sure if...
A poet, or cleverly condoning procrastination...
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sara marie: In tomorrow land, there's lots of time!
sara marie: All the little time bunnies running around, hippity-hop, hippity hop.
sara marie: I'll just go catch another one!
Wait, a baby's exhaustion at-will attack now causes SAN damage too?! {orders Ultimate Parenting hardcover, by Richard Pett and Nick Logue}
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Robot Chris Wands are basically like rods.
Liz Uhhh....
Robot Chris They're sticks!
