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Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Is this some Angry Birds LARPing or Dog Fort reenactment or something else?
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Chris Self: Should we note that Erik is *inside* the fort?
Robot Chris: no
Robot Chris: that's too much context
Robot Chris: we give them just enough to keep them intrigued :D
Look at me! I'm being contrary!
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I paid for an argument!!!!
Justin Franklin wrote: I paid for an argument!!!! No you didn't.
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Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Man, I want to work at Paizo!
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Gary: I bet that piece of equipment is a big black box labeled 'NSA'
Readerbreeder wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Man, I want to work at Paizo! .
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I was dancing
In Paizo's shadow
Slow down breakroom's hall
I said, "Wait!
Have I been seduced and forgotten?"
Paizo said, "Jimmy- haven't we all?"
Readerbreeder wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Man, I want to work at Paizo! Current Job Openings at Paizo
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Mark Moreland wrote: Readerbreeder wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Man, I want to work at Paizo! Current Job Openings at Paizo *All positions not guaranteed a cardboard fort. Some restrictions apply.
Mark Moreland wrote: Readerbreeder wrote: Chris Lambertz wrote: Liz Courts wrote: Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass! Context. Man, I want to work at Paizo! Current Job Openings at Paizo Believe me, if I had a skill set that remotely resembled what you guys are looking for in these positions, you'd have my resume in a hot minute. I don't suppose you have an opening for "Itinerant Prophet of Paizo Greatness?"
I keep seeing those job listings, and continue wishing I hadn't majored in History, and gone to business school.
You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_<
Chris Nehren wrote: You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_< Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons.
Liz Courts wrote: Chris Nehren wrote: You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_< Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons. Perhaps "software dev" is code for "coffee guy"?
They need someone to write a program to make the greatest coffee ever?
TOZ wrote: They need someone to write a program to make the greatest coffee ever? It would take more than javascript to create a program to create the greatest coffee ever. Granted the name would be appropriate for coding a program for making coffee ...
Liz Courts wrote: Chris Nehren wrote: You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_< Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons. The leg shackles only reach a few feet from the desk. It's also too difficult to flog slav-, er, "motivate developers" and taunt them with promises of cookies over TCP/IP.
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Ross Byers: Waffle cone fumes for months.
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Sean K Reynolds: We'll change it to space monkeys.
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"You weren't there! You don't know about the otters."
-Rob McCreary... knows about the otters
"Hunters like to kill the buffalo."
"But there's a Guy on the Buffalo!"
-Rob McCreary and Mark Moreland... what happened to the buffalo.
F. Wesley Schneider wrote: "You weren't there! You don't know about the otters."
-Rob McCreary... knows about the otters
"Hunters like to kill the buffalo."
"But there's a Guy on the Buffalo!"
-Rob McCreary and Mark Moreland... what happened to the buffalo.
Context
Context often leads to clarity... but not always.
We're finally going to hear stuff from The Other Half?!!?
I am still shaking my head.
I'm still stunned that preying mantises eventually metamorph into flumphs.
Edit: Although that might lead to some awesomely bizarre changes in the Red Mantis assassins.
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Ross Byers: There's a certain amount of attrition and on-the-job training for death-defying adventurers of dubious morality.
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Sutter: It would suck to be the only person at Paizo who's not a millionaire. I'll pay $5 just to avoid having to deal with Jason being smug.
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Gary Hey, what I do with my badgers is my own business!
Chris Lambertz: also, have I mentioned.... I actually have a tiny hippo on my desk now?
(this, by the way, was in response to... nothing.)
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Cosmo wrote: Chris Lambertz: also, have I mentioned.... I actually have a tiny hippo on my desk now?
(this, by the way, was in response to... nothing.)
I notice how you still haven't responded or inquired about the hippo. *tinyfist*
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Gary: I can't be held responsible for what society does with my inventions!
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Lissa: There's pretty much only so much idiot man child I can take.
ulgulanoth wrote: I hear of tiny hippo? House Hippos?
Jeff Erwin wrote: ulgulanoth wrote: I hear of tiny hippo? House Hippos? Or maybe Katniss Everpotamus, tiny Giff ranger/archer.
Because of this thread, my girlfriend now thinks my sense of humour is out of whack.
Thank you!
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Cosmo wrote: Lissa: There's pretty much only so much idiot man child I can take. In that case, it is abundantly clear I will not ever be Lissa's favorite person.
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Liz Courts: Shake your moneymaker! :P
Chris Self: ...the building is awfully large
Liz Courts: Tesla says you just need to find the right resonating frequency.
Liz Courts: So get on it!
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liz: Does the Pathfinder Battles subscriber coupon stack with the Pathfinder Advantage?
gary: does this stack of pancakes stack with the pathfinder breakfast discount?
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Chris Self wrote: Liz Courts: Shake your moneymaker! :P
Chris Self: ...the building is awfully large
Liz Courts: Tesla says you just need to find the right resonating frequency.
Liz Courts: So get on it!
1.21 jiggy-watts!
Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo: I AM Selfish! Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"
Not really the same.
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Crimson Jester wrote: Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo: I AM Selfish! Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"
Not really the same. Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior.
Chris Self wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo: I AM Selfish! Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"
Not really the same. Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior. Not always!
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Cosmo wrote:
Not always!
Uggh. Right. The molting.
Crimson Jester wrote: Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo: I AM Selfish! Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"
Not really the same. I read it correctly but then I thought that it would also be hilarious if Cosmo admitted to be a shelfish.
Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo wrote: Chris Self wrote: Crimson Jester wrote: Ross Byers wrote: Cosmo: I AM Selfish! Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"
Not really the same. Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior. Not always! Uggh. Right. The molting.
{begins working on an "Abadar Hates Cosmo" protest sign}
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