Overheard at the Paizo office

[Turin the Mad]

I say kill them all and let the Gawds sort them out.

*innocent face*

What?

[ulgulanoth]

Go Monsters!

[Arazyr]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Watching the Pacific Rim trailer

Jessica: Ermahgerd, rerberts!
James: Ermahgerd, mernsters!
Me: I guess we know who's rooting for whom, don't we?

Dread Pirate Rerberts?

Spoiler:

I didn't just start a new meme, did I? <shudders>

[Sara Marie]

andrew: Its not like we work in a macramé factory!

[Sara Marie]

crystal: Oh look! Your macramé comment made it into the overheard thread!

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]: Ok, thats hot and horrific at the same time.

[ulgulanoth]

their talking about coffee right? :P

[Crystal Frasier]

Not even in the slightest. To see it is to love and despair...

[Turin the Mad]

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

[Crystal Frasier]

Turin the Mad wrote:

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

You couldn't put enough tentacles in a standard coffee mug to make me despair.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: If you can't be nice... be EXTRA mean. Muwhahahahaa!

[Cosmo]

Andrew: The cancer cherries...?

Crystal: Yeah, the cancer cherries.

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie: erhmergerd berklerverh

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: Just made the reservation to go yurt camping next year!

sara marie: OMG.... SO EXCITED....YURT!

sara marie: (don't worry, its exactly like a cabin but round instead)

gary: we can tell mikey to go sit in the corner and then laugh and laugh

[Turin the Mad]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

You couldn't put enough tentacles in a standard coffee mug to make me despair.

Love it is! ;)

[Oladon]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: erhmergerd berklerverh

Want.

[Vic Wertz]

Liz: This reminds me of my childhood.
Crystal: You had a bad childhood.

[Cosmo]

Sara Marie: Ok, nobody type so I can take a screen grab...

***Sara Marie disconnected***

Sara Marie: (Expletive)! I had everything perfect for a screen grab, and I hit the wrong (Expletive) button!

[Sara Marie]

CS Erik: I can either dress up as Valeros or I can break dance. I can't break dance as Valeros.

[Judy Bauer]

Adam: You took something I used to f!&@ with you about, and made it annoyingly complicated.
Wes: That's... kind of like winning.

[JMD031]

Only if you are Charlie Sheen.

[Oladon]

Here is a shameless off-topic link for all staff.

[F. Wesley Schneider]

Andrew: "It was kind of uncomfortable because she had to sit there and watch Rob and James flirt with each other."

No idea. Just dropping this here for posterity.

[Sara Marie]

Jeff: I can heal you too. I have a 2x4 downstairs.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

Jeff: I can heal you too. I have a 2x4 downstairs.

Ah, good ol' St Cuthbert's Clue-by-Four of Concussive Enlightenment

Edit: Or Plank has levels as an oracle of wood with the requisite inanimate curse.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: Dear Humans, There is a process for everything. Bypassing this process creates cats.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: It's Robot Opposite Day!

[Sara Marie]

Ryan Dancey: ... and I am in no way comparing you to a hippopotamus.

[Turin the Mad]

Sara Marie wrote:

Ryan Dancey: ... and I am in no way comparing you to a hippopotamus.

Oooooo ... how's that foot taste? ;)

[Adorable Fuzzball]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: Dear Humans, There is a process for everything. Bypassing this process creates cats.

mew?

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I think we've discovered the logic behind 3/4 of the creatures found in Jabba's palace

[Sara Marie]

gary: and then i realize snerking is a victimless crime

gary: and then i feel better

gary: it's the cycle of snerk!

[Sara Marie]

ross: Why would you use those?

liz: Because they're there!

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]: don't forget: Dragging your butt across people's graves.

[Crystal Frasier]

Andrew: So, we got pulled over by this patrol boat for inspection. Apparently there's a kind of boat called a pinnace...

Crystal: So... you were stopped by a pinnace full of seamen?

Andrew: Yeah... that derailed the game.

Crystal: You never really grow beyond 12, do you?

Andrew: It was entrapment!

[Sara Marie]

cosmo pours coffee from thermos into cup.

sara marie: That sounds nice.

cs erik: yeah.

cosmo: You know, it would sound about the same if I was peeing into a cup.

...

sara marie: and now I'm going to beat you over the head with my water bottle.

cs erik: I think the Christmas cards were a bribe so he could get away with saying stuff like that.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Yeah, you're right.

sara marie: I usually am.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: I'm going to choke on my own laughter.

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: well.... I have too many puns in my head so I'll just keep it to myself.

[Sara Marie]

Erik Mona: Presenting your lap for him to sit on is probably the number one thing.

[Sara Marie]

andrew: I would divorce my wife and marry that soup if possible.

[Sara Marie]

andrew: I stand by that one!

[thunderspirit]

Sara Marie wrote:

andrew: I would divorce my wife and marry that soup if possible.

Sara Marie wrote:

andrew: I stand by that one!

Working on the presumption that these are related, the first is unlikely to make him a popular guy, but the second just underscores that. LOL

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: This just never stops smelling terrible.

[Kajehase]

Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: This just never stops smelling terrible.

Lutefisk?

[Gary Teter]

robot chris: time goblins

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

[Bitter Thorn]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

O_o

[thunderspirit]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

O_o

That's in the running for "worst euphemism ever."

[Sara Marie]

Normally I don't like to provide context for quotes, but these are just too cute not to.

Retracted Festive Animal

Better Festive Animal