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Lantern Lodge

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liz: Stab stab stab

Sovereign Court

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Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Stab stab stab

I like the cut of this girl's jib.


Oladon wrote:
Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Jekara wrote:
Oladon wrote:
Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't.

Yeah, I was also kinda hoping that it was a ballista that launched other, smaller, ballistae. That would be cool.


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And then there's a remote control for those smaller ballistae that lets you shoot bolts out of them while they are flying through the air.

Suddenly cube walls are no defense for mighty ballista launcher.


Jekara wrote:
Oladon wrote:
Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't.

It calls itself a "ballista launcher"... so isn't it reasonable to expect it to launch ballistae?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Stab stab stab

Liz is Merisiel now?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Cori Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Stab stab stab
Liz is Merisiel now?

Reiko.

Silver Crusade

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Ross Byers wrote:
Cori Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Stab stab stab
Liz is Merisiel now?
Reiko.

Then how did anyone hear h

Shadow Lodge

Mikaze wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cori Marie wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: Stab stab stab
Liz is Merisiel now?
Reiko.
Then how did anyone hear h

Hoo hoo hoo!

Dark Archive

I wonder who got stabbed...


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Cosmo wrote:
Jekara wrote:
Oladon wrote:
Jekara wrote:

Cosmo, I thought you'd like this:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mini-ballista-launcher

I had to check to see if it actually launches ballistas...

** spoiler omitted **

I'm confused...it shoots up to 30ft away...unless you meant it shot mini-ballistas (ballisti? o.O)...in which case, no, sadly, it doesn't.
Yeah, I was also kinda hoping that it was a ballista that launched other, smaller, ballistae. That would be cool.

I have a hand catapult I bought from a ren faire this year. I use it to shoot either marshmallows or cat treats. I can launch them easily 30 feet, possibly more. I got into an artillery war with a vendor at the ren faire who was shooting marshmallows at me with her crossbow. She was suitably shocked when I pulled out a hand catapult and returned fire.


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PennRenFest?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Jeff Alvarez: I just won't catch it if the hot tea is in danger.

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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robot chris: in this case, Cosmo is only strange because there's photographic evidence

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: it turns out if nobody's using the site it's pretty fast

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: which will make some [redacted] squee like little piglets


Paizo Employee(s): Oh no! Everything's going down! It's broken! Well, we'd better schedule maintenance - we'll do it in 30 seconds.

*disclaimer: not actually overheard, just imagined. :)


Cheapy wrote:

And then there's a remote control for those smaller ballistae that lets you shoot bolts out of them while they are flying through the air.

Suddenly cube walls are no defense for mighty ballista launcher.

This should be a feat chain, leading up to a prestige class.

Editor

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Sarah R.: "I am the wizard of words!"

Sutter: "...I think there's a separate thing for art directors."

Liberty's Edge Production Assistant

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Crystal Frasier: Child-Goddess with an N-dash or an M-dash?
Judy Bauer: With a hyphen
Crystal Frasier: But that's so boring!
Judy Bauer: ...
Crystal Frasier: I guess you editors just don't understand grammar

Crystal Frasier: Judy may be coming upstairs to hit me soon.
Liz Courts: You're on your own with this one.

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

Incidentally Crystal, love the avatar. Now I know where it comes from! ;D

Edit: removed some text. Nothing unkind or objectionable. Just better said in private. :)


Jim Groves wrote:
Incidentally Crystal, love the avatar. Now I know where it comes from! ;D

Care to fill in the rest of us? Or is it spoilery? (In which case at least can we have which book she's in? =) )

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

Murder's Mark!

:)

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

::blinks::

I'm like Charlie Brown with a christmas tree.

"I killed it."

:(


It'll be back. Yeeessssss.


Terquem wrote:
PennRenFest?

No. Muskogee Ren Faire in Oklahoma.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Happiness-Inducement Imp

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Gary: hey cosmo

Me: hello!

Gary: or anybody else, really

Me: :(

Paizo Employee Digital Pest

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Gary: zee bug, eet ees smoooshed

(*lols*)


Messageboard Bug!!! wrote:

Gary: zee bug, eet ees smoooshed

(*lols*)

Did he clean up the bits afterward? I don't want bug bits all over my posts...

Master of Coin

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Cosmo: but... fun!

Cosmo: WHY DO YOU HATE FUN?!

Robot Chris: YOU. MUST. HAVE. FUN

Robot Chris: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡FUN

Cosmo: YOU WILL TAKE OUR FUN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.


I think that's a good example of badwrongfun.


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Chris Self wrote:

Cosmo: but... fun!

Cosmo: WHY DO YOU HATE FUN?!

Robot Chris: YOU. MUST. HAVE. FUN

Robot Chris: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡FUN

Cosmo: YOU WILL TAKE OUR FUN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Jeez. Monk posts are everywhere nowadays.

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: picture a vampire squid on someone's face, now picture that squid with its tentacles in their nostrils and down their throat.... forever

Paizo Employee Customer Service Happiness-Inducement Imp

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Gary: Hehehe. I just [wordswordstechnicaljargonwordscosmodoesntunderstandwordswords]. I'm sure that won't break anything.

RoboChris: I've done that I think

Webstore Gninja Minion

Cosmo wrote:

Gary: Hehehe. I just [wordswordstechnicaljargonwordscosmodoesntunderstandwordswords]. I'm sure that won't break anything.

RoboChris: I've done that I think

Done it. It's...not pretty. >.>

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS

Now they'll have no children. Or kittens. Or whatever vermin has in the form of offspring.

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS

Whenever someone says something along those lines, the server crashes and the backups fail.


Jim Groves wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS
Now they'll have no children. Or kittens. Or whatever vermin has in the form of offspring.

We at H.O.S.T. don't discriminate on the basis of species... our studies show vermin are well-suited to provide a warm, nurturing environment for the healthy development of slaadi larvae.


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS

Yay, Gary! I even have this thread from OTD back in my Focus view. Congrats! :D

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

cosmo: you crack these things like an egg


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Thomas LeBlanc wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
gary: i have fixed ALL THE BUGS
Whenever someone says something along those lines, the server crashes and the backups fail.

That's just what the computers at Cybernet *want* you to think.

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

gary: trying to figure out why i broked it

sara marie: i bet someone threatened you

sara marie: "Make cs life miserable or... ELSE!"

gary: no i think i turned it off temporarily and forgot to reenable it

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it

gary: like peanut butter ninja!


Sara Marie wrote:

gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it

gary: like peanut butter ninja!

Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.

Spoiler'd for Your Protection:


Oladon wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it

gary: like peanut butter ninja!

Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.

** spoiler omitted **

Meh. The wifey made homemade oatmeal whoopie pies over the weekend. Not much can top that...except MORE whoopie pies!


rpgsavant wrote:
Oladon wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

gary: that's my story and i'm sticking to it

gary: like peanut butter ninja!

Oh Gary, why did you have to do this to me... a Google search later, and my mouth is watering.

** spoiler omitted **

Meh. The wifey made homemade oatmeal whoopie pies over the weekend. Not much can top that...except MORE whoopie pies!

You realize you aren't helping, don't you?

... of course you do.

Assistant Software Developer

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Gary: Also, I know everything, everywhere.

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