Overheard at the Paizo office


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.

Is this some Angry Birds LARPing or Dog Fort reenactment or something else?

Former VP of Finance

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Chris Self: Should we note that Erik is *inside* the fort?

Robot Chris: no

Robot Chris: that's too much context

Robot Chris: we give them just enough to keep them intrigued :D

Look at me! I'm being contrary!


No you're not.


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I paid for an argument!!!!


Justin Franklin wrote:
I paid for an argument!!!!

No you didn't.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.

Man, I want to work at Paizo!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Gary: I bet that piece of equipment is a big black box labeled 'NSA'

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.
Man, I want to work at Paizo!

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I was dancing
In Paizo's shadow
Slow down breakroom's hall
I said, "Wait!
Have I been seduced and forgotten?"
Paizo said, "Jimmy- haven't we all?"

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.
Man, I want to work at Paizo!

Current Job Openings at Paizo

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

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Mark Moreland wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.
Man, I want to work at Paizo!
Current Job Openings at Paizo

*All positions not guaranteed a cardboard fort. Some restrictions apply.


Mark Moreland wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
Context.
Man, I want to work at Paizo!
Current Job Openings at Paizo

Believe me, if I had a skill set that remotely resembled what you guys are looking for in these positions, you'd have my resume in a hot minute. I don't suppose you have an opening for "Itinerant Prophet of Paizo Greatness?"


I keep seeing those job listings, and continue wishing I hadn't majored in History, and gone to business school.


You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_<

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Chris Nehren wrote:
You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_<

Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons.

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Liz Courts wrote:
Chris Nehren wrote:
You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_<
Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons.

Perhaps "software dev" is code for "coffee guy"?

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They need someone to write a program to make the greatest coffee ever?

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TOZ wrote:
They need someone to write a program to make the greatest coffee ever?

It would take more than javascript to create a program to create the greatest coffee ever. Granted the name would be appropriate for coding a program for making coffee ...


Liz Courts wrote:
Chris Nehren wrote:
You'd get a lot more bites for that software dev position if you opened it to telecommuters. Just sayin'. <_<
Not going to happen. We really need to have a physical presence in the office, for a long list of reasons.

The leg shackles only reach a few feet from the desk. It's also too difficult to flog slav-, er, "motivate developers" and taunt them with promises of cookies over TCP/IP.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Ross Byers: Waffle cone fumes for months.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Sean K Reynolds: We'll change it to space monkeys.

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"You weren't there! You don't know about the otters."
-Rob McCreary... knows about the otters

"Hunters like to kill the buffalo."
"But there's a Guy on the Buffalo!"
-Rob McCreary and Mark Moreland... what happened to the buffalo.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Development

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

"You weren't there! You don't know about the otters."

-Rob McCreary... knows about the otters

"Hunters like to kill the buffalo."
"But there's a Guy on the Buffalo!"
-Rob McCreary and Mark Moreland... what happened to the buffalo.

Context

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Context often leads to clarity... but not always.


We're finally going to hear stuff from The Other Half?!!?

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I am still shaking my head.


I'm still stunned that preying mantises eventually metamorph into flumphs.

Edit: Although that might lead to some awesomely bizarre changes in the Red Mantis assassins.

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Ross Byers: There's a certain amount of attrition and on-the-job training for death-defying adventurers of dubious morality.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

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Sutter: It would suck to be the only person at Paizo who's not a millionaire. I'll pay $5 just to avoid having to deal with Jason being smug.


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Gary Hey, what I do with my badgers is my own business!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Chris Lambertz: also, have I mentioned.... I actually have a tiny hippo on my desk now?

(this, by the way, was in response to... nothing.)


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Cosmo wrote:

Chris Lambertz: also, have I mentioned.... I actually have a tiny hippo on my desk now?

(this, by the way, was in response to... nothing.)

I notice how you still haven't responded or inquired about the hippo. *tinyfist*

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Gary: I can't be held responsible for what society does with my inventions!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Lissa: There's pretty much only so much idiot man child I can take.

Dark Archive

I hear of tiny hippo?

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ulgulanoth wrote:
I hear of tiny hippo?

House Hippos?


Jeff Erwin wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
I hear of tiny hippo?
House Hippos?

Or maybe Katniss Everpotamus, tiny Giff ranger/archer.


Because of this thread, my girlfriend now thinks my sense of humour is out of whack.

Thank you!

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Thinks?


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Cosmo wrote:
Lissa: There's pretty much only so much idiot man child I can take.

In that case, it is abundantly clear I will not ever be Lissa's favorite person.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Former VP of Finance

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Liz Courts: Shake your moneymaker! :P

Chris Self: ...the building is awfully large

Liz Courts: Tesla says you just need to find the right resonating frequency.

Liz Courts: So get on it!


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liz: Does the Pathfinder Battles subscriber coupon stack with the Pathfinder Advantage?

gary: does this stack of pancakes stack with the pathfinder breakfast discount?


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Chris Self wrote:

Liz Courts: Shake your moneymaker! :P

Chris Self: ...the building is awfully large

Liz Courts: Tesla says you just need to find the right resonating frequency.

Liz Courts: So get on it!

1.21 jiggy-watts!

The Exchange

Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"

Not really the same.

Former VP of Finance

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Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"

Not really the same.

Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Chris Self wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"

Not really the same.

Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior.

Not always!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo wrote:


Not always!

Uggh. Right. The molting.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"

Not really the same.

I read it correctly but then I thought that it would also be hilarious if Cosmo admitted to be a shelfish.


Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: I AM Selfish!

Yep time to turn off the computer for the day, I read that as "I am Shellfish"

Not really the same.

Well, he does have a hard, crusty exterior.
Not always!
Uggh. Right. The molting.

{begins working on an "Abadar Hates Cosmo" protest sign}

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