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There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.
Something like this. But with a gun.
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Allllllllllllll my exes live in Nex...us.........
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Christopher: Some days can only be fixed by rubbing your face in a cat's warm, fuzzy belly.
Ashley: or ruined
Ashley: if you don't guess the correct amount of seconds the cat will tolerate your love you're going to have a bad day.
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Christopher: Some days can only be fixed by rubbing your face in a cat's warm, fuzzy belly.
Ashley: or ruined
Ashley: if you don't guess the correct amount of seconds the cat will tolerate your love you're going to have a bad day.
Christopher...this plan...it is not a good plan. Have you considered switching to puppies?
Christopher: Some days can only be fixed by rubbing your face in a cat's warm, fuzzy belly.
Ashley: or ruined
Ashley: if you don't guess the correct amount of seconds the cat will tolerate your love you're going to have a bad day.
Either the cat claws you, or, as my friend Jeff can attest, it pees on your face.
Either the cat claws you, or, as my friend Jeff can attest, it pees on your face.Christopher: Some days can only be fixed by rubbing your face in a cat's warm, fuzzy belly.
Ashley: or ruined
Ashley: if you don't guess the correct amount of seconds the cat will tolerate your love you're going to have a bad day.
Jeff either has a very relaxing effect on cats or is very terrifying.
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Cats, in general, do not like their bellies touched. Rolling over and showing fluffy belly is a trap. When triggered, they make a Rake attack as a swift action.
Jeff: I just get out my miracle whip...BWAH HAH HAH!
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cs erik: Some day
cs erik: I'm going to learn to use tones in my voice
cs erik: other than monotones.
cs erik: And it's going to be great, because I'll actually be able to convey sarcasm instead of hoping everyone assumes its implied.
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There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.
I'm picturing an unholy combination of Roland Deschain, Gene Autry and Cosmo's special touch of pure evil.
I'm picturing an unholy combination of Roland Deschain, Gene Autry and Cosmo's special touch of pure evil.There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.
Maybe a tummy scratch would erase the picture in my head.
Maybe a tummy scratch would erase the picture in my head.I'm picturing an unholy combination of Roland Deschain, Gene Autry and Cosmo's special touch of pure evil.There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.
Follower of Cosmo, I see through your plans!
Praise Sara Marie for her guidance!
There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.Something like this. But with a gun.
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Could be worse... he could be a Slim Whitman gunslinger archetype with the sonic Indian Love Call (su) attack...
Maybe a tummy scratch would erase the picture in my head.I'm picturing an unholy combination of Roland Deschain, Gene Autry and Cosmo's special touch of pure evil.There is now a terrifying mental picture of a singing cowboy in many people's mindsYes, well, fortunately for you, you don't have to be physically present at the game where his gunslinger with the slow cowboy drawl just took a level in bard.Follower of Cosmo, I see through your plans!
Praise Sara Marie for her guidance!
Mmmmmm, nope, not one of ours.
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cs erik: Some day
cs erik: I'm going to learn to use tones in my voice
cs erik: other than monotones.
cs erik: And it's going to be great, because I'll actually be able to convey sarcasm instead of hoping everyone assumes its implied.
Did anyone else get halfway through this and start reading it in the Ben Stein voice?
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Did anyone else get halfway through this and start reading it in the Ben Stein voice?cs erik: Some day
cs erik: I'm going to learn to use tones in my voice
cs erik: other than monotones.
cs erik: And it's going to be great, because I'll actually be able to convey sarcasm instead of hoping everyone assumes its implied.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Crystal: There are some things that life as crockery does not prepare you for
cs erik: Some day
cs erik: I'm going to learn to use tones in my voice
cs erik: other than monotones.
cs erik: And it's going to be great, because I'll actually be able to convey sarcasm instead of hoping everyone assumes its implied.
Uh, are you trying to tell me that sarcasm isn't universal assumption for everyone?!
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Robot Chris Snorlax could eat all the Digimon in one lunch, I reckon.
Justin Considering the Digital World fit entirely onto one floppy disc in the original series... yes.
CS Erik The question is though Chris, who would win in an eating competition? Snorlax or pre-nerf Cookie Monster?
Robot Chris Ooo. That's a good question. Pre-nerf Cookie Monster has more gusto, Snorlax has bigger mouf.
Erik Keith It's from all of that sugar.
Robot Chris But would the Cookie Monster have sugar crash before the Snorlax has inhaled enough cookies?
Justin Snorlax has the girth and stored fat. Cookie Monster is all flaps of hairy skin. Clearly Cookie Monster burns through the calories super super fast and thus needs to keep eating cookies.
Robot Chris Hm, so Cookie Monster has high metabolism and can digest the cookies at a geometric rate?
Robot Chris The other question: does the Cookie Monster even lift?
Ashley I get the feeling that Cookie Monster is the kind of monster who skips leg day.
Robot Chris All arms, all the time. He's focused on aesthetics.
Ashley It's hard when you're only shown from the chest up.
CS Erik Dude, Cookie Monster must have amazing cardio. All that screaming and flailing.
The real question is why doesn't Snorlax just eat Cookie Monster so there is no competition?
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Bah, Cookie Monster is sekretly Tom Waits. Snorlax got nothing on that.
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Not that big a secret; Tom Waits is also all flaps of hairy skin. ;-)
Not that big a secret; Tom Waits is also all flaps of hairy skin. ;-)
That would about describe what I saw, all right.
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Not quite all caps, for extra taunting of the editors.CS Erik: I USED SKIES TWICE
CS Erik: EDITING WILL JUDGE ME silently
Actually makes me think of a Christopher Walken impersonation for some reason.
man I cannot even remember what I had for breakfast this morning
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ashley: i can't lie. i squeed a little bit when i saw we had the captain on our sideCaptain Morgen?
Pshaw. I'm talking about THE Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!
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Pshaw. I'm talking about THE Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!ashley: i can't lie. i squeed a little bit when i saw we had the captain on our sideCaptain Morgen?
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Pshaw. I'm talking about THE Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!ashley: i can't lie. i squeed a little bit when i saw we had the captain on our sideCaptain Morgen?
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Pshaw. I'm talking about THE Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!ashley: i can't lie. i squeed a little bit when i saw we had the captain on our sideCaptain Morgen?uh
THE Captain is Jack Harkness
Truer words have never been spoken.
Pshaw. I'm talking about THE Captain. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise!ashley: i can't lie. i squeed a little bit when i saw we had the captain on our sideCaptain Morgen?uh
THE Captain is Jack Harkness
Just because he can't die doesn't make him THE Captain. He didn't even earn the title of captain; he stole it! Lies AND slander, sir. Lies and slander.
I will give you that Captain Jack edges out Picard for my vote of most attractive captain though.