I say kill them all and let the Gawds sort them out.

*innocent face*

What?

Go Monsters!

Watching the Pacific Rim trailer

Jessica: Ermahgerd, rerberts!
James: Ermahgerd, mernsters!
Me: I guess we know who's rooting for whom, don't we?

Dread Pirate Rerberts?

andrew: Its not like we work in a macramé factory!

crystal: Oh look! Your macramé comment made it into the overheard thread!

[redacted]: Ok, thats hot and horrific at the same time.

their talking about coffee right? :P

Not even in the slightest. To see it is to love and despair...

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

You couldn't put enough tentacles in a standard coffee mug to make me despair.

cosmo: If you can't be nice... be EXTRA mean. Muwhahahahaa!

Andrew: The cancer cherries...?

Crystal: Yeah, the cancer cherries.

Sara Marie: erhmergerd berklerverh

sara marie: Just made the reservation to go yurt camping next year!

sara marie: OMG.... SO EXCITED....YURT!

sara marie: (don't worry, its exactly like a cabin but round instead)

gary: we can tell mikey to go sit in the corner and then laugh and laugh

Turin the Mad wrote:

Coffee with tentacles coming out of the mug that couldn't possibly fit?

You couldn't put enough tentacles in a standard coffee mug to make me despair.

Love it is! ;)

Sara Marie: erhmergerd berklerverh

Want.

Liz: This reminds me of my childhood.
Crystal: You had a bad childhood.

Sara Marie: Ok, nobody type so I can take a screen grab...

***Sara Marie disconnected***

Sara Marie: (Expletive)! I had everything perfect for a screen grab, and I hit the wrong (Expletive) button!

CS Erik: I can either dress up as Valeros or I can break dance. I can't break dance as Valeros.

Adam: You took something I used to f@@# with you about, and made it annoyingly complicated.
Wes: That's... kind of like winning.

Only if you are Charlie Sheen.

Here is a shameless off-topic link for all staff.

Andrew: "It was kind of uncomfortable because she had to sit there and watch Rob and James flirt with each other."

No idea. Just dropping this here for posterity.

Jeff: I can heal you too. I have a 2x4 downstairs.

Jeff: I can heal you too. I have a 2x4 downstairs.

Ah, good ol' St Cuthbert's Clue-by-Four of Concussive Enlightenment

Edit: Or Plank has levels as an oracle of wood with the requisite inanimate curse.

robot chris: Dear Humans, There is a process for everything. Bypassing this process creates cats.

robot chris: It's Robot Opposite Day!

Ryan Dancey: ... and I am in no way comparing you to a hippopotamus.

Ryan Dancey: ... and I am in no way comparing you to a hippopotamus.

Oooooo ... how's that foot taste? ;)

robot chris: Dear Humans, There is a process for everything. Bypassing this process creates cats.

mew?

robot chris: I think we've discovered the logic behind 3/4 of the creatures found in Jabba's palace

gary: and then i realize snerking is a victimless crime

gary: and then i feel better

gary: it's the cycle of snerk!

ross: Why would you use those?

liz: Because they're there!

[redacted]: don't forget: Dragging your butt across people's graves.

Andrew: So, we got pulled over by this patrol boat for inspection. Apparently there's a kind of boat called a pinnace...

Crystal: So... you were stopped by a pinnace full of seamen?

Andrew: Yeah... that derailed the game.

Crystal: You never really grow beyond 12, do you?

Andrew: It was entrapment!

cosmo pours coffee from thermos into cup.

sara marie: That sounds nice.

cs erik: yeah.

cosmo: You know, it would sound about the same if I was peeing into a cup.

...

sara marie: and now I'm going to beat you over the head with my water bottle.

cs erik: I think the Christmas cards were a bribe so he could get away with saying stuff like that.

cosmo: Yeah, you're right.

sara marie: I usually am.

crystal: I'm going to choke on my own laughter.

cs erik: well.... I have too many puns in my head so I'll just keep it to myself.

Erik Mona: Presenting your lap for him to sit on is probably the number one thing.

andrew: I would divorce my wife and marry that soup if possible.

andrew: I stand by that one!

andrew: I would divorce my wife and marry that soup if possible.

andrew: I stand by that one!

Working on the presumption that these are related, the first is unlikely to make him a popular guy, but the second just underscores that. LOL

cs erik: This just never stops smelling terrible.

cs erik: This just never stops smelling terrible.

Lutefisk?

robot chris: time goblins

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

O_o

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: I... retract my festive animal

O_o

That's in the running for "worst euphemism ever."

Normally I don't like to provide context for quotes, but these are just too cute not to.

Retracted Festive Animal

Better Festive Animal