Wait, isn't that a trace of violet hair on Crystal's coat?

[redacted] : my mythic gunslinger monk has a psionic monk kitten as an eidolon companion

MEW!!! *telekinetic roundhouse paw*

And they say that Paizo shows no love for monks!

When was the last time anyone heard of Savanah?

Halloween.

cosmo: Look what I found... *evil laugh*

cosmo: Look what I found... *evil laugh*

What'd he find? What'd he find????

Was it his old mustache?

Crystal: Who would make our sweet, innocent, adorable Sara Marie swear like a sailor?

Sailor Sara Marie?

Sailor Sara Marie?

10x better than Sailor Moon.

Obviously accompanied by Tuxedo PMG.

Crystal: Who would make our sweet, innocent, adorable Sara Marie swear like a sailor?

Has Crystal spent much time working directly with you Cosmo?

Crystal: MAN! Nature is sick and AWESOME!!!

Sutter: "As far as I'm concerned, pronoun extraction is a medical procedure I don't want to have."

Crystal: Parrots are like goblins without the subtelty

and I'm thinking: Redbeard and a goblin on his shoulder.

Robot Chris one a scale of one to jerk, how awful are seagulls?

Sara Marie 1) I'd have a seagull to tea
2) I'd give him a french fry on the pier
3) i wouldn't chase him out of the trash can
4) I WOULD chase him out of the trash can
5) I would actively seek and chase seagulls
6) I would eat one like a [redacted] owl (link picture)

liz: I thought we were in the land of Flannel

Gary: The only Talking Heads in our house are funky.

liz: Just add a little meat glue, and voila!

Sara Marie: surprising amount of fish and eggnog in child's hair

Sara Marie: surprising amount of fish and eggnog in child's hair

All right, who lost track of the Teter Tot?

Sara Marie: surprising amount of fish and eggnog in child's hair

Sounds smelly. (And now I'm imagining Liz's comment about the meat-glue to be about this. Because it's funny.)

Adam: You don't need a Viking helmet when you have horns of your own!

Witnesses report he followed the statement with a maniacal laugh.

Adam is a tiefling?

Robot Chris: Sigh... this is like people who prefer smooth peanut butter calling chunky peanut butter eaters copycats.
Crystal: I do not follow that statement.
Robot Chris: Exactly.

sara marie: his new hat is so cute

sara marie: i do not want to take it off

sara marie: ever

crystal: That is a look of surprise

gary: that's the look that says "i'm about to grab the glasses off your face and get them all gooey"

I missed the photos. The links no longer work. Also, I was a bad fan of overheard at the Paizo office, so I missed the whole stealth announcement of the good news. Extremely Belated Congratulations to Sara Marie!!! But can we get those photos somewhere? I wanna see the adorable!

If it helps, I can assure you that the object of said pictures was cute (at the time... I'm guessing still is, but can't really speak to that).

Crystal: All I can see in my head is a baby going friggin' CRAZY...

Erik Keith: Roomba is NO excuse for a lack of jetpacks

Sarah Robinson: "Did he just say 'Busty Dragon?'"

Eugh. Do not want. That'd be awkward for everyone.

it was the selling point of dragonkin

robot chris: I'm personally rooting for the goal posts, they're sure to win the football this time

So, I'm wondering: Do you guys purposely implement downtime while I'm trying to edit a post so the site comes back up just past the one-hour edit window? Because if so, I'm quite impressed at your efficiency. ;P

They managed to catch us both with that tactic this time, Joana -- I'm pretty sure that proves it's a conspiracy.

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

Ahh... so they're working on a conspiracy, but haven't quite gotten there yet. I see, I see...

Erik K Time for me to get lunch, we'll talk about my evil clones later!

Adam Daigle: Trust me, no amount of sprinkles makes eating mayonaise with a spoon ok.
Patrick Renie: You can't tell me how to live my life! You don't own me!

Adam Daigle: Trust me, no amount of sprinkles makes eating mayonaise with a spoon ok.

Patrick Renie: You can't tell me how to live my life! You don't own me!

Ewwwwww!

Judy Bauer wrote:

Adam Daigle: Trust me, no amount of sprinkles makes eating mayonaise with a spoon ok.

Patrick Renie: You can't tell me how to live my life! You don't own me!

Ewwwwww!

Flashback ... 5 years old ... big spoon ... grabbing a jar of mayonnaise thinking it was marshmallow fluff ...

<curls into fetal position and rocks back and forth making gagging sounds>

Adam Daigle: Trust me, no amount of sprinkles makes eating mayonaise with a spoon ok.

I'mma need to see the research on this for myself.

I read that as "do the research on this for myself"...

Funny...I was reading it as,

"I'mma need to do the research on myself for this"

Adam Daigle: Trust me, no amount of sprinkles makes eating mayonaise with a spoon ok.

No amount of anything makes eating mayonnaise ok.

crystal: It depends on how much they appreciate being reduced to bloody chunks of meat.

andrew: Chunks?

crystal: Chunks.

Cosmo: Did you just do a synchronized prawn dance?

Money Chris & Liz in Unison: Yes!

I have to say... your office seems to have way more of The Awesome than mine does...