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Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: I was "Jeff Alvarezed".


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She wants to make "Kitten RPG 2: The Cutening"?

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:


gary: why you nerf kitten monk?!

lissa: Monk kittens suck! Make them better!

gary: PAIZO NERFED FLURRY OF CLAWS

Quick, somebody link this to Monk Threads. Maybe when the Monk People will see it they'll give up any hope and leave us finally in peace.

Sovereign Court

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Gary Teter wrote:
sara: i no longer have desire to make kitten RPG

{squeaks:} How about Top Gearfinder? You could replace paladins with Stigs.

The May would take a class penalty equal to its level in Survival (Know Direction) checks, though. And replace fascinate with bore to death.


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Gorbacz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


gary: why you nerf kitten monk?!

lissa: Monk kittens suck! Make them better!

gary: PAIZO NERFED FLURRY OF CLAWS

Quick, somebody link this to Monk Threads. Maybe when the Monk People will see it they'll give up any hope and leave us finally in peace.

If it only would be so simple *sighs*

Sovereign Court Dedicated Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

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JMD031 wrote:
She wants to make "Kitten RPG 2: The Cutening"?

Oh sure, and bring on the resulting Hairball Warz ...

poster 1: kitteh 2 haz teh cutez!!

poster 2: No, kitteh rpg iz teh cutez!

poster 1: U iz wrong. Kitteh 2 haz teh fuzzies. Kitteh haz no fuzzies!

poster 2: I iz in ur mouth, shutting it! Kitteh 2 is just a declawed version of Kitteh!


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Gorbacz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


gary: why you nerf kitten monk?!

lissa: Monk kittens suck! Make them better!

gary: PAIZO NERFED FLURRY OF CLAWS

Quick, somebody link this to Monk Threads. Maybe when the Monk People will see it they'll give up any hope and leave us finally in peace.

I don't believe this will have the effect you desire.


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Gorbacz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:


gary: why you nerf kitten monk?!

lissa: Monk kittens suck! Make them better!

gary: PAIZO NERFED FLURRY OF CLAWS

Quick, somebody link this to Monk Threads. Maybe when the Monk People will see it they'll give up any hope and leave us finally in peace.

Yep. That's exactly how they'll respond.

Silver Crusade

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion Subscriber

I find your lack of faith disturbing, gentlemen. After all, there's so much good will and trust in the other man around us...

Oh, wait.

Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 4

Jessica Price wrote:

Adam: Where they're going, they don't need eyes.

:-o

::chokes on morning Pepsi::

The Exchange

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a morning Pepsi.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter 2013, Dedicated Voter 2014

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Seeing the collective Paizo staff openly mocking all the right segments of the messageboard populace has been the highlight of my day and restores some measure of my faith in humanity.

Wonder what that says about me...

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

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Jiggy wrote:
Wonder what that says about me...

Welcome to the cynical side. We have cookies, but they're a bit bitter.

The Exchange

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: now i want to write Kitten RPG

i can haz plz?

Sara Marie wrote:

sara: i no longer have desire to make kitten RPG

now i haz a sad :(


This has been tried in rpgsuperstar and the judges didn't like it but the comments were funny.


Richard "Hamster" Hammond wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
sara: i no longer have desire to make kitten RPG

{squeaks:} How about Top Gearfinder? You could replace paladins with Stigs.

The May would take a class penalty equal to its level in Survival (Know Direction) checks, though. And replace fascinate with bore to death.

Then the powergamers will always want more power.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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sara marie: *gleefully* Ok, now let's see if I can break the computer system!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 , Star Voter 2014

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Gary: Hot dogs travel in packs? I guess that makes sense.

Star Voter 2014

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Ross Byers wrote:
Gary: Hot dogs travel in packs? I guess that makes sense.

And the packs are always a different size than the packs of buns. >.<

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo links to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4SSoWEw5CI

...

Cosmo: Warning: Dubstep

ross: That warning should be posted first

Cosmo: but then you wouldn't click on it


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Sara Marie wrote:

ross: Turns out making RPG books isn't just kittens and sunshine

cs erik: My GM had one of the BBEG put my character in a box and then told me to make a new character, HE WONT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER! I don't know if hes dead or not!

Ahhhh yes the very very evil Erwin Schrodinger. I hope you guys took him out :P


Sara Marie wrote:
Something about Dubstep Cat

Huh... I didn't even read the whole thing, I just clicked on it... I think I'm doing the customer part wrong.

Paizo Employee Project Manager

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Wes: Huh. That's not the part of the teabag that goes in the cup.

We're still trying to figure out whether this is some sort of new management-speak, a euphemism, or what.


Let's hope he wasn't playing CoD...


Let's hope he's not playing Call of Duty...


Jessica Price wrote:

Wes: Huh. That's not the part of the teabag that goes in the cup.

We're still trying to figure out whether this is some sort of new management-speak, a euphemism, or what.

I'm very afraid.


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Jessica Price wrote:

Wes: Huh. That's not the part of the teabag that goes in the cup.

We're still trying to figure out whether this is some sort of new management-speak, a euphemism, or what.

Yeah, but if you do it the other way and roll up the dimensions to put the cup in the teabag, the Chihuahuas of Tindalos appear and tremble at you.

Helpful tip: If a Chihuahua of Tindalos asks you to take him for walkies, don't do it, no matter how good his impersonation of Michael Palin is. But if you do go for walkies, make sure to bring walnuts for the Møøse øn the Threshøld.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Serisan wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:

Wes: Huh. That's not the part of the teabag that goes in the cup.

We're still trying to figure out whether this is some sort of new management-speak, a euphemism, or what.

I'm very afraid.

Seconded...


Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: I was "Jeff Alvarezed".

Pretty sure that is illegal in at least three Red States.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: i want a brownie-stuffed brownie

gary: i like to take brownies and then mash them into a paste nd make them into frosting

gary: then use them to frost other brownies

gary: and then stuff those brownies into other brownies


Sara Marie wrote:
Brownie mashing time

D8 <-- My reaction. I'm at a loss of words for this.

Dark Archive Star Voter 2013

mashed brownies icing brownies stuffed into brownies gives... normal but slightly larger brownies no?


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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: i want a brownie-stuffed brownie

gary: i like to take brownies and then mash them into a paste nd make them into frosting

gary: then use them to frost other brownies

gary: and then stuff those brownies into other brownies

Hmmm, so brownies bigger on the inside than out, like as Treats And Relative Desserts In Scrumptiousness?

Doctor PMG, last of the Snack Lords? Sara Marie is even a good Companion name.

Paizo Employee Project Manager

Erik: I never thought I'd be disappointed by less Britney Spears, but what can you do?

The Exchange

Jessica Price wrote:
Erik: I never thought I'd be disappointed by less Britney Spears, but what can you do?

Mwahahaha... What?!?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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blue chris: You people and your not responding to my fishing for sympathy

blue chris: why do I put up with you guys again?

cosmo: I'm merely better than the alternatives. Barely.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ross: I don't get to use 'tautology' nearly often enough.

ross: Tautology tautology tautology

cosmo: I like using tautologies because tautologies are something I like to use.

Paizo Employee Developer

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Wes: This is what Sisyphus looks like at the bottom...

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Mark Moreland wrote:
Wes: This is what Sisyphus looks like at the bottom...

=(

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: This song is awesome in headphones... It vibrates my entire skull... it's great!

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: This song is awesome in headphones... It vibrates my entire skull... it's great!

Rock on.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Orthos wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: This song is awesome in headphones... It vibrates my entire skull... it's great!
Rock on.

While these quotes are best left without context, in this case I must share because this song is so good. The song to which I was referring.

This whole album is really, really good.

Shadow Lodge Marathon Voter 2013, Marathon Voter 2014

Cosmo wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: This song is awesome in headphones... It vibrates my entire skull... it's great!
Rock on.

While these quotes are best left without context, in this case I must share because this song is so good. The song to which I was referring.

This whole album is really, really good.

I'll have to look it up when I get home from work =D


Can't check now, but I'm guessing Gangnam Style.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: everything goes better with space monkeys

Dedicated Voter 2013, Star Voter 2014

Cosmo wrote:

While these quotes are best left without context, in this case I must share because this song is so good. The song to which I was referring.

This whole album is really, really good.

Needs more bass. I'm pleased to have found them on Spotify!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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cosmo: can't talk... milking you for favorites

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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***3:46 PM***
Sara Marie: http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz45zv&page=40?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office# 1996

Gary: that's from like 32 minutes ago! what have you got that's new?

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