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Overheard at the Paizo office


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gary: walls are good conversation partners


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crystal: Aaaaaaaaarg! It is a harbinger of the end times!

gary: omg that thing is awesome

gary: wtf is it?


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gary: is downloading a 95.2MB file to extract a single sentence

gary: easier than writing my own damn sentence!

...

gary: bah. had to write my own damn sentence anyway


gary: goblins must eat floss

robot chris: they probably take fluoride shots each morning

cs erik: pretty sure they just have fluoride glands in their mouths


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gary: you ever get the feeling feiya may have invisibility? and that she's watching you? RIGHT NOW?

Shadow Lodge

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Feiya wrote:

crystal: Aaaaaaaaarg! It is a harbinger of the end times!

gary: omg that thing is awesome

gary: wtf is it?

Cutest Eldritch Abomination ever.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Crystal: Go away, crazy lady.


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gary I have somewhat insane plans for paizocon

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Feiya wrote:
gary I have somewhat insane plans for paizocon

Do they involve jumping out of a cake and shouting "surprise?"


Vic Wertz wrote:
Feiya wrote:
gary I have somewhat insane plans for paizocon
Do they involve jumping out of a cake and shouting "surprise?"

As long as he's not nekkid ...


Turin the Mad wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Feiya wrote:
gary I have somewhat insane plans for paizocon
Do they involve jumping out of a cake and shouting "surprise?"
As long as he's not nekkid ...

No in a goblin suit.


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I hope that whatever is waving around when he jumps out ...

... is one of his tentacles.

Andoran

Feiya wrote:

gary: goblins must eat floss

robot chris: they probably take fluoride shots each morning

cs erik: pretty sure they just have fluoride glands in their mouths

{begins scribbling down notes for a goblin Brigadier General JD Ripper}


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cs erik: the cluebatting shall continue until enlightenment is acheived

Qadira

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doctor_wu wrote:
Turin the Mad wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Feiya wrote:
gary I have somewhat insane plans for paizocon
Do they involve jumping out of a cake and shouting "surprise?"
As long as he's not nekkid ...
No in a goblin suit.

A nekkid goblin suit!

Andoran

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That's not a nekkid goblin suit, that's his Yoda outfit without the bathrobe.


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robot chris:

♬♪I make jpgs like nobodys business, Naw, I ain't all about Swiss Mix. ♪♫

♪♫ My .psds be taxing my hard drive, but my exports are so divine.♬♪

♬♪InDesign is always frontin', but I be teaching that app how I be stuntin'.♪♫

♪♫Yeah I make the shinies and they're pretty spiffy, but if you make me angry, I'll use lasers quickly.♬♪

Paizo Employee Paizo Customer Service Algorithm

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Feiya wrote:

robot chris:

♬♪I make jpgs like nobodys business, Naw, I ain't all about Swiss Mix. ♪♫

♪♫ My .psds be taxing my hard drive, but my exports are so divine.♬♪

♬♪InDesign is always frontin', but I be teaching that app how I be stuntin'.♪♫

♪♫Yeah I make the shinies and they're pretty spiffy, but if you make me angry, I'll use lasers quickly.♬♪

I would just like to point out that Robot Chris also dresses uncannily like a certain member of Flight of the Conchords. I'd almost consider it cosplay.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Erik K.: My cosplay senses are tingling...hopefully the other tingling isn't a tumor...

I know it's late, but I couldn't help it.

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Vic: My hotpants days are over.

Cheliax

Vic had hotpants days? o.O

Andoran

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Vic had hotpants days? o.O

What happens at PaizoCon, stays at PaizoCon?

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

PMG please just be sure to buy the five-gallon drum of mime makeup this time? we really do not need you running out before you get to your special purpose

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Crystal: I think it sounds fine, but I'm also sick and running off of a week of awful sleep.

Crystal: I think rutabagas are [REDACTED] hilarious right now.

Shadow Lodge

Ah, Crys has reached what my old gaming group refers to as the Fish Stage.

If you're so tired all someone has to do is say "Fish" and you burst into relentless giggles, it's time to call the game for the evening.

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

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Robot Chris: so, I realize, my memory card is rife with Cosmo

Robot Chris: it's like an infestation

Paizo Employee Digital Products Assistant

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James Jacobs Mmm. Meat chunks.

Paizo Employee Digital Products Assistant

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Wes Great, now it's on the ground, with the snails.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Blue Chris: So, did Robot shoot every human she came across?

Ross: Chris: Don't encourage the robots to shoot humans.

Robot Chris: Ross... so... don't kill humans? :\

Robot Chris: that doesn't sound right

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
James Jacobs Mmm. Meat chunks.

I will not confirm whether James was talking about lunch or an adventure.

Andoran

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Chris Self wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
James Jacobs Mmm. Meat chunks.
I will not confirm whether James was talking about lunch or an adventure.

It was probably another someone who said he shaved trees. So, totally justified.

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

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Erik the Algorithm: I don't know what kind of bundles you're showing your minion Chris
Erik the Algorithm: But as Cosmo's minion if he ever tries showing me his bundle
Erik the Algorithm: well, I can't be held responsible

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Vic (with a mischievous grin): ...and remember that we'll be complicating everything I just explained with the [REDACTED] later this month. So there's that.


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Matt: Wait, so our barbarian murder machine has a negative wisdom modifier?
Mike: I guess we'll just have to hope that no one uses enchantment. Ever.

Cheliax

Eeeeeeeexcellent. *steeples fingers*

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CS Erik: (don't put that on the overheard please)

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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*Gary Teter is full of teriyaki*
Gary: also, spite


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Gary Teter wrote:
CS Erik: (don't put that on the overheard please)

Post! Post! Post!

Paizo Employee Digital Products Assistant

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Cosmo ...that's going on my facebook.

Crystal That IS your facebook.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Robot Chris: I did it all for the Bloops

Paizo Employee Digital Products Assistant

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Lissa We have a lot of dragons in this game.

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Cosmo I like my skin.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Cosmo I like my skin.

did Cosmo get the hose again?

Andoran

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Pawns, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Cosmo I like my skin.

In sandwich form, or ala cart?


zylphryx wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Cosmo I like my skin.
did Cosmo get the hose again?

Why do you think he removes their skins, Chris Lambertz? Enthrall me with your acumen.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: This is the song of my people.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: This is the song of my people.

This is our song. I think we're all dark elves ala Second Darkness.

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