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Overheard at the Paizo office


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Paizo Employee Paizo Customer Service Algorithm

Cabbage Guy wrote:
Not my cabbages!

You just made my day.

Shadow Lodge

Erik Keith wrote:
Cabbage Guy wrote:
Not my cabbages!
You just made my day.

*polite bow*


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blue chris: pish posh. legitimate objections.

blue chris: Those get in the way of fun.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Robot Chris: blank expression on this hippo is appropriate

PMG: THAT'S A HIPPO??

Qadira

Hey big girls need love too.


Cosmo wrote:

Robot Chris: blank expression on this hippo is appropriate

PMG: THAT'S A HIPPO??

A hungry, hungry hippo?

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

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PMG: ...but that's of more a side-effect of the implants.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Erik the Algorithm: You just ruined this for me, Cosmo. You RUINED it!

...

Well played.


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robot chris: that generally leads to exploding


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gary: no matter what i do, this thing's gonna be lit up like a christmas tree in a 747 cockpit


Feiya wrote:
gary: no matter what i do, this thing's gonna be lit up like a christmas tree in a 747 cockpit

{note to self: never ask Gary about Macho Grande}

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary This solves two birds with one monkey.

Andoran

Well, I say.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Liz: Can I get a few of those canvas sacks?


So is tomorrow a company holiday to see Prometheus? ^__^

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: I think it's less dead and more... permanently comatose.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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erik: I was just trying to find a solution for a problem that doesn't exist.

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

Turin the Mad wrote:
So is tomorrow a company holiday to see Prometheus? ^__^

There *are* a few noted staff members taking the day off...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Lisa: This is the same glee I get when I'm sitting at a campfire and put a log on the fire and see it start to crackle and then watch it go WHOOOOF!

cs erik: I see where the inspiration for the goblins came from.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Sara Marie wrote:
erik: I was just trying to find a solution for a problem that doesn't exist.

You've only got one person like this in your office? Lucky...

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary You'll need to work on that attitude if you are going to get your evil certificate.

Paizo Employee Developer

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Jeff: Where's REDACTED?

Rob: He had a meeting to go to or something.

Jeff: You're not supposed to talk about AA, Rob.


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ross: Lisa is a genius. I don't know how she does it

liz: Being really damn good at her job.

Paizo Employee Paizo Customer Service Algorithm

*Glancing over at Cosmo's screen while hes looking awaying from it*

CS Erik: Cosmo, Look!

Cosmo: *Screaming followed by nervous laughter*

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Blue Chris: It's uncomfortable and disconcerting.
Liz: Look at the protrusion.
Robot Chris: That is something that isn't supposed to happen.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Sara Marie: my best moves are all accidental


Cosmo wrote:
Sara Marie: my best moves are all accidental

{hums Maroon 5} Sara's got moves like Gerald.


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gary: cosmo, no matter how many times you ask, i am not grappling you

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Ross: Chris, I have defragged Texas several times.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

I have a list of states I would happily frag at a moment's notice; Texas is on that list (don't worry, Texans, it's not personal; my own state of California is also on that list, as well). So if Ross gets a hankering to defrag Texas again, just let me know!

Paizo Employee Developer

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Cosmo wrote:

Ross: Chris, I have defragged Texas several times.

So that's what I felt.


Feiya wrote:
gary: cosmo, no matter how many times you ask, i am not grappling you

Cosmo, can I grapple you for your job?

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

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Cosmo: Ooooh, I get my lasers today!

Taldor

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: Ooooh, I get my lasers today!

Should folks fear for their safety when they get to PaizoCon?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Serisan wrote:
Feiya wrote:
gary: cosmo, no matter how many times you ask, i am not grappling you
Cosmo, can I grapple you for your job?
Spoiler:
Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: Ooooh, I get my lasers today!

...sure

(evilgrin)

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

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Lissa: My first paizocon, I got into Jason's Cursed Lot. I got introduced to the die-that-does-not-roll-below-18.
Cosmo: ...which has since migrated into Liz's D20 pro account.
Me: >.>
Cosmo: *twitch*
Me: ...CRIT ALL THE PARTY!

Andoran

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Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

You're not using that in the Magitek Factory game, right?

Right?


Cosmo wrote:
Serisan wrote:
Feiya wrote:
gary: cosmo, no matter how many times you ask, i am not grappling you
Cosmo, can I grapple you for your job?

** spoiler omitted **

...sure

(evilgrin)

Note to self: wear mirrors for grappling match with Cosmo...


And lather in grease.


Urizen wrote:
And lather in grease.

While there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman, I am not a Scotsman, nor do I want to think of the horrors that could happen in a greased grappling match.

Besides, how am I supposed to sink the Americana if I'm too slippery to grab my own wrists?

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

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Sutter: I'm the poison filled sack of the editorial pit!

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary It's like a giant eighteen-dude polynesian outlier canoe.

Cosmo 18 canoes. Tied together.

Gary Technically it's 3d6 canoes.

Ross Nah. 4d6 drop lowest.

Cosmo 3d6 canoes. Unless you get a +x on that roll.

Lissa I prefer point buy canoes.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Lissa: I prefer point buy canoes.

Robot Chris: and totally subject to rules and preference

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Hey! I called dibs!

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

Cosmo wrote:
Hey! I called dibs!

Alls fair in love, war and Paizo!

Cheliax

stuff is fair in paizo?

Andoran

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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber
ulgulanoth wrote:
stuff is fair in paizo?

For a sufficiently generous value of 'fair'.

Cheliax

they look kinda tanned to me :P

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