You forgot drought.Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...
Except SoCal doesn't get droughts, NorCal does. Because SoCal steals all of our water.
It wasn't the aliens stealing our water in the original "V."
IT WAS THEM DANGED ANGELINOS!
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In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."
But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :O
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Accountant Chris: You know, the thing I like the most about cloudy, rainy weather is that I can keep my blinds open all afternoon and work in nothing but natural light
Erik the Algorithm: Yeah, it's nice eh? : >
Gary: i like that the rain obscures my tracks
Ross: Chris: Grey, vaguely depressing light.
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Cosmo: Wait...so sleeping next to a time bomb is relaxing?
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You forgot drought.Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...
Except SoCal doesn't get droughts, NorCal does. Because SoCal steals all of our water.
It wasn't the aliens stealing our water in the original "V."
IT WAS THEM DANGED ANGELINOS!
*sips a glass of water*
Mmmm. Thanks, NorCal!
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.
That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
*looks out window*
*sees orange barrels*
No. No, we really didn't. :/
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gary: "website farting" is a technical term
and so is a "Beer Bug"
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Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :O
Well then ... just wait 15 minutes more ;)
Actually, we hit the mid 70s today (low was in the 50s) ... a few days ago we were in the 50s (low was in the upper 20s). I completely expect we will see below freezing at least one or two more times before the weather finally decides to be spring ... and tries to get the flowering plants to kill me with all their rampant plant sex. <shakes fist at pollen>
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
*looks out window*
*sees orange barrels*
No. No, we really didn't. :/
I'm willing to challenge / dispute that Ohio indeed has more orange barrels than Michigan. Hell, we call our MLS soccer team in Columbus 'The Crew' for a reason. And their color pattern design take after the construction barrels. Our downtown is notorious for them, especially when "shovel ready" road construction jobs get delayed for ... 18 years.
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They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :OWell then ... just wait 15 minutes more ;)
Actually, we hit the mid 70s today (low was in the 50s) ... a few days ago we were in the 50s (low was in the upper 20s). I completely expect we will see below freezing at least one or two more times before the weather finally decides to be spring ... and tries to get the flowering plants to kill me with all their rampant plant sex. <shakes fist at pollen>
But then it just changes again!
Down here in Aussie land we just finished a summer that never quite turned up. But luckily Autumn (fall) is putting on a few sunny days before winter takes its cold grey hold on our lives.
They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
I'm going to go with Urizen's suggestion here.
blue chris: So glad I can't see that right now
gary: that makes my eyeballs vibrate
blue chris: So glad I can't see that right now
gary: that makes my eyeballs vibrate
Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.
Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
We don't want you! ;P
Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!
*shakes fist*
I say we resolve this in a manner most fair to everyone... we simply wall off Detroit and Toledo, ala the Berlin Wall, except without any Checkpoint Bravo(s)/69th Street Bridge.
What we call this new area?
Kurt Russell could use the money for a third movie in the "Escape From ..." genre to make it a trilogy.
Which means we need to come up with a better name than Detroit/Toledo. How about Detredo or Tolroit?
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Which means we need to come up with a better name than Detroit/Toledo. How about Detredo or Tolroit?
Toilet sounds fair.
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Cosmo I actually know. I'm from the internet.
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Cosmo: I do tend to run with my arms outstretched as if I were flying but I'm not.
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Cosmo I actually know. I'm from the internet.
Oh crap, which system spawned him;
Skynet, No,GlaDos, No,
HAL, No,
Morganna Mode Gone, No
SHODAN, No,
He must have formed from the Net Slum.
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Gary: IBM WILL CRUSH YOU
Gary: as soon as it can get up off this couch
Master Control Program!
No, if it was the MCP it would have devoured him, not spawned him.
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Cosmo: OH GOD THE CHUMBAWHUMBING!
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Lissa: It's just...big.
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Lissa: It's just...big.
O.O
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Intern : "Can something be 'encrusted with pustules?' I thought pustules were more...squishy."
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Lissa: Don't worry. We won't call the cops or anything. We've got your back.
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Chris Self: My coworkers are weird.
Chris Self: ...What? I said it.
Chris Self: My coworkers are weird.
Chris Self: ...What? I said it.
thinks that is a good thing
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Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!
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Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!