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doctor_wu wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Finn Kveldulfr wrote:
Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.

Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...

You forgot drought.

Except SoCal doesn't get droughts, NorCal does. Because SoCal steals all of our water.

It wasn't the aliens stealing our water in the original "V."

IT WAS THEM DANGED ANGELINOS!

I'm watchin' you!


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In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.


zylphryx wrote:
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."

But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :O

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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From the "Same planet, different worlds" files:

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Accountant Chris: You know, the thing I like the most about cloudy, rainy weather is that I can keep my blinds open all afternoon and work in nothing but natural light

Erik the Algorithm: Yeah, it's nice eh? : >

Gary: i like that the rain obscures my tracks

Ross: Chris: Grey, vaguely depressing light.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo: Wait...so sleeping next to a time bomb is relaxing?

Silver Crusade

jemstone wrote:
doctor_wu wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Finn Kveldulfr wrote:
Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.

Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...

You forgot drought.

Except SoCal doesn't get droughts, NorCal does. Because SoCal steals all of our water.

It wasn't the aliens stealing our water in the original "V."

IT WAS THEM DANGED ANGELINOS!

I'm watchin' you!

*sips a glass of water*

Mmmm. Thanks, NorCal!


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Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*


JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

*looks out window*

*sees orange barrels*

No. No, we really didn't. :/


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gary: "website farting" is a technical term


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and so is a "Beer Bug"

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Kip84 wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."
But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :O

Well then ... just wait 15 minutes more ;)

Actually, we hit the mid 70s today (low was in the 50s) ... a few days ago we were in the 50s (low was in the upper 20s). I completely expect we will see below freezing at least one or two more times before the weather finally decides to be spring ... and tries to get the flowering plants to kill me with all their rampant plant sex. <shakes fist at pollen>


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JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.


lynora wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

*looks out window*

*sees orange barrels*

No. No, we really didn't. :/

I'm willing to challenge / dispute that Ohio indeed has more orange barrels than Michigan. Hell, we call our MLS soccer team in Columbus 'The Crew' for a reason. And their color pattern design take after the construction barrels. Our downtown is notorious for them, especially when "shovel ready" road construction jobs get delayed for ... 18 years.


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thunderspirit wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.

Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.


zylphryx wrote:
Kip84 wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."
But what if you dislike rapidly changing weather :O

Well then ... just wait 15 minutes more ;)

Actually, we hit the mid 70s today (low was in the 50s) ... a few days ago we were in the 50s (low was in the upper 20s). I completely expect we will see below freezing at least one or two more times before the weather finally decides to be spring ... and tries to get the flowering plants to kill me with all their rampant plant sex. <shakes fist at pollen>

But then it just changes again!

Down here in Aussie land we just finished a summer that never quite turned up. But luckily Autumn (fall) is putting on a few sunny days before winter takes its cold grey hold on our lives.


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thunderspirit wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.

I'm going to go with Urizen's suggestion here.


blue chris: So glad I can't see that right now

gary: that makes my eyeballs vibrate


Feiya wrote:

blue chris: So glad I can't see that right now

gary: that makes my eyeballs vibrate

The real-world jackalope?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Filed under: "Are we using the tools, or is it the other way around?"

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Robot Chris: maybe if I bring [redacted] an offering, like a small mammal or something it'll be nicer...

Gary: unfortunately it has grown accustomed to the taste of human flesh

Robot Chris: ah

Ross: Also tears

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hmn flsh?? Mmmmm.....

Andoran

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Ohio doesn't have "winter and construction". I've lived in Ohio, and frequently visit relatives there. What Ohio has is "winter and open air barrel storage season." Never seen one damn person working in those hundreds of miles of barrels.


Urizen wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.
Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.

Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.


Jackissocool wrote:
Urizen wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
In Michigan we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Construction.

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.
Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.
Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.

We don't want you! ;P


Jackissocool wrote:
Urizen wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:
JMD031 wrote:

That's Ohio's joke. You Michiganites stole it from us!

*shakes fist*

They would probably be willing to give you Detroit as compensation.
Or we could surrender Toledo back to them.
Hell no! I've got Ohio pride, as preposterous as such an idea may be. I'm not getting handed over to Michigan.

I say we resolve this in a manner most fair to everyone... we simply wall off Detroit and Toledo, ala the Berlin Wall, except without any Checkpoint Bravo(s)/69th Street Bridge.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

What we call this new area?

Qadira

What we call it now.


Kurt Russell could use the money for a third movie in the "Escape From ..." genre to make it a trilogy.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Which means we need to come up with a better name than Detroit/Toledo. How about Detredo or Tolroit?

Qadira

Urizen wrote:
Kurt Russell could use the money for a third movie in the "Escape From ..." genre to make it a trilogy.

Think of the last movie...~shivers~

how about Kurt Russell play old batman in a batman beyond movie?

I mean if we are going to think crazy then why not go all the way.


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JMD031 wrote:
Which means we need to come up with a better name than Detroit/Toledo. How about Detredo or Tolroit?

Toilet sounds fair.

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Cosmo I actually know. I'm from the internet.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo: I do tend to run with my arms outstretched as if I were flying but I'm not.


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Cosmo I actually know. I'm from the internet.

Oh crap, which system spawned him;

Skynet, No,
GlaDos, No,
HAL, No,
Morganna Mode Gone, No
SHODAN, No,

He must have formed from the Net Slum.

Paizo Employee Master of Coin

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Gary: IBM WILL CRUSH YOU

Gary: as soon as it can get up off this couch


Master Control Program!


Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

No, if it was the MCP it would have devoured him, not spawned him.

Taldor

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Azure_Zero wrote:
No, if it was the MCP it would have devoured him, not spawned him.

Maybe he is the MCP, come forth into the physical realm ... Cosmo is the Anti-Tron!!!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo: OH GOD THE CHUMBAWHUMBING!

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Lissa: It's just...big.


Ross Byers wrote:
Lissa: It's just...big.

O.O

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

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Intern (to Judy, Mistress of Obscure Terminology): "Can something be 'encrusted with pustules?' I thought pustules were more...squishy."

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Lissa: Don't worry. We won't call the cops or anything. We've got your back.


Liz Courts wrote:
(to Judy, Mistress of Obscure Terminology):

There is a position of "Obscure Terminology" ?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Chris Self: My coworkers are weird.

Chris Self: ...What? I said it.


Ross Byers wrote:

Chris Self: My coworkers are weird.

Chris Self: ...What? I said it.

thinks that is a good thing

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Erik the Algorithm: I'm done way before the chair is.

Paizo Employee Webstore Gninja Minion

Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!

Paizo Employee Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Liz Courts wrote:
Cosmo: You stay right there in Fort Kickass!

Context.

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