gary: my main requirement is "i do not smell like a hobo"
gary: second is "i will not lick the baby"
cosmo: Damn. I'm out.
ross: For the smell or for licking?
cosmo: I elect not to answer that.
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Crystal: All this talk of midwives has me wanting a frappuccino.
Ross: ...
Ross: I fail to see the connection
Crystal: You would.
Ross: Now I'm vaguely insulted and still don't see the connection.
Chris Lambertz: Embrace the AWEOSME, Ross. You don't have to understand it.
Ross: At this point, I'm just going to assume you wanted a frapaccino for no reason at all and just wanted to wedge that into the conversion somehow.
Crystal: What? No! The frappuccino is integral to the birthing process.
Chris Lambertz: Caffeine makes baby go ZOOM
Crystal: It's the only way to get the child up and out of bed for the first time.
Gary: Babies get up and out of bed? I may need to rethink our babyproofing efforts.
Lissa: Not without coffee.
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Is there any connection between talk about midwives and Crystal's hand stuck in printer from Sara post on the previous page?
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Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
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vic: if you go into labor, just say "AGGGGH! I"M IN LABOR! that will be the clue. I'll run to the kitchen and start boiling water.
sara marie: but thats gary's job!
vic: I'll tear up bedsheets
vic: you did bring bedsheets?
sara marie: just grab some undefeated t-shirts from the warehouse!
vic: gary bought them all
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sara marie: Chris, why did you remove this comment?
robot chris: because wasn't sure if you were ok with it
sara marie: yes i am fine with it
sara marie: remember... i have no pride
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Godzilla VS Bambi
Awsomesauce. Just don't show it to your 4-year-old who's still worrying about what happened to Bambi's mom!
Crystal Frasier, I love your new avatar!
Well, the old avatar got eated in the paper feed of that hungry printer.
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Lissa: Be careful, testing for squishiness could void the warranty.
Robot Chris: well, I'm not going to break the sticker obviously
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Crystal Frasier: Mmmmmm... fruit pug
Gary: pecans are not delicious fruit pugs
Robot Chris: true
This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
Was your or your wife's pride lost in the process?
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This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
Yea, pretty sure I have heard that phrase in the not to distant past.
Was your or your wife's pride lost in the process?This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
Yes
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This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
The little ones come for your pride first. Then they go to work on your sanity.
The little ones come for your pride first. Then they go to work on your sanity.This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
Painfully true....
pride dignity self respect sanity....then you start giggling.
...and then the girls become teenagers. And believe me, you stop giggling.
The little ones come for your pride first. Then they go to work on your sanity.This sounds very familiar....Sara Marie thankfully 9 months of being pregnant means i have no more pride left
But they are freaking hilarious!! ;)
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Ross: This is why you should never sign anything in blood.
Notice that this post appeared soon after introduction of new interns on the paizo blog.
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Gary: This chair has killed seven people.
Gary: Next!
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...at the risk of committing a serious faux pas by quoting myself, I think this should be shared with the general public:
Me: I've said it before, but tech team: http://i.imgur.com/jGYrf.gif
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gary: remember how I said there were no bugs in the new code.... ?
Gary, the correct wording is undocumented features, not bugs.:)
robot chris: can someone please sanity check this?
robot chris: because I think I'm going insane
What took so long?!
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What took so long?!robot chris: can someone please sanity check this?
robot chris: because I think I'm going insane
Robots get bonuses against mind-affecting effects, such as the chaotic aura that Paizo is infused with.
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Sutter: I can now reply to email.
Sutter: And it's only 6pm!
Sutter: Whoo!
