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Trial in the Nine Hells.
(Horned Judge): Order! Bailiff! What's the charge?
(Ice Devil Bailiff): Egregious Punning, your Honor.
(Horned Judge): Punning eh?
(Ice Devil Bailiff): Correction, sir, EGREGIOUS punning.
(Horned Devi): Oh! That's different. I think you need a new judge for that.
(Enter Judge Mills Lane): I'll allow it!
I feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh.I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...
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...a nearby dogstar.
YEEEEAAAHHH!!!
Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...
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...Sirius
There is no such thing as a bad pun. :-D
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There is no such thing as a bad pun. :-DI feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh.I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...
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...a nearby dogstar.
YEEEEAAAHHH!!!
Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...
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...Sirius
Nope, just painful ones.
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Sorry, Rysky, there's no relief in sight for your pun-ishment!
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Dammit Katina!katina: You know how midnight is the witching hour?
katina: Noon is the sandwiching hour
...
katina: Muh-wha-ha-ha
Sigh.
Customer Service Manager
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sharaya: AHHHHHHHh
sharaya: I NEED ALL OF THESE
chris: somewhere, Liz’s ears tingled, a disturbance in the force...
chris: a wallet..
chris: crying out
sharaya: the sound of many wallets crying out at once
katina: she just cackled at home and she’s not quite sure why
katina: ...waterfowl on your shirt
sara marie: I'm not even sure whats going on here
diego: I don't think we are either.
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sharaya: AHHHHHHHh
sharaya: I NEED ALL OF THESE
chris: somewhere, Liz’s ears tingled, a disturbance in the force...
chris: a wallet..
chris: crying out
sharaya: the sound of many wallets crying out at oncekatina: she just cackled at home and she’s not quite sure why
I was, in fact, cackling. >.>
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Ah, the power of tomorrow's donuts!
This response was integral in reminding me that donuts in fact exist this morning. Thank you.
Donuts are good, but they don't compare to churros made that morning, especially from a small local bakery.
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Churr-nuts, the unaccepted and outcast offspring of a churro and a donut.
Eaten solely by half-drow and often drizzled in emo-caramel.
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emo-caramel.
{makes note to stat up "hipster flan ooze" for next Wayfinder}
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mmmmmmm...flan!
Also, blame for the blame god...unburden your troubles to him Katina, and give unto Cosmo what Cosmo is due.
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Listen to the Beer, for it is a good fount of wisdom and advice.
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And we shall feast up on the emu, oh wait, sorry, wrong religion.
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Katina: Shoot for the stars...and even if you miss, you'll end up in a blanket burrito.
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Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.
Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.
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Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.
Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.
So who fell for that trap finally?
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So who fell for that trap finally?Christopher: Hypothetically, if one were to wander into the [redacted] area, one might come across an unguarded box of cookies in the breakroom.
Katina: Hmmmm that sounds like what someone would say if they were trying to lure people into the [redacted] area for a trap
Katina: Are the cookies underneath a little cardboard box being propped up by a stick with some string attached?
Christopher: You'll have to crawl inside to find out.
Judging by how few posts this thread has gotten since then, almost everybody?
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Nearly everyone. Some tried to rescue others and then we needed people to rescue the rescuers. It was a huge mess.
Sounds like an adventure hook to me.
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So its turning into one of THOSE situations?
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I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.SHHHHHHHH! {whispers} You're going to accidently give Kobold Cleaver a case of self esteem. :)
And what happened, then? Well, in Paizo they say - that the kobold's small heart grew three sizes that day.
He was still an ass, and he still wanted to steal Golemsmas.
It has been a while since anything actually overheard was posted here...is everyone OK over there? Are they allowed out of the box the cookies were under yet?
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Sara Marie: We will never have cookies again
Sara Marie: They were banned
Sara Marie: After The Incident