Overheard at the Paizo office

[Liz Courts]

Katina: my upstairs neighbor made ribs yesterday and i turned them down
Katina: i feel like a fool
Sara Marie: as you should
Sara Marie: i am so ashamed of you
Me: :O
Katina: ;_;
Me: KATINA.
Katina: I’ll see myself out
Me: WTH.
Sara Marie: i can’t even be 15 ft from you anymore
Sara Marie: even with the door shut
Sara Marie: its too much
Sara Marie: bai
Crystal: I can’t believe you people!
Sharaya: wait, who turns down ribs, EVER?
Katina: D:
Katina: IT WAS ME
Katina: I DID IT
Katina: OKAY
Katina: GOD
Sharaya: you’re doing it wrong
Katina: *sobs and flails out of room*
Sharaya: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT RIBS, YOU SAY YES

[Katina Davis]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: my upstairs neighbor made ribs yesterday and i turned them down

Katina: i feel like a fool
Sara Marie: as you should
Sara Marie: i am so ashamed of you
Me: :O
Katina: ;_;
Me: KATINA.
Katina: I’ll see myself out
Me: WTH.
Sara Marie: i can’t even be 15 ft from you anymore
Sara Marie: even with the door shut
Sara Marie: its too much
Sara Marie: bai
Crystal: I can’t believe you people!
Sharaya: wait, who turns down ribs, EVER?
Katina: D:
Katina: IT WAS ME
Katina: I DID IT
Katina: OKAY
Katina: GOD
Sharaya: you’re doing it wrong
Katina: *sobs and flails out of room*
Sharaya: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT RIBS, YOU SAY YES

I'm sorry I couldn't meat your standards, everyone.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: I'm being ribshamed
Sharaya: ribbiculed

[Rysky]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: my upstairs neighbor made ribs yesterday and i turned them down

Katina: i feel like a fool
Sara Marie: as you should
Sara Marie: i am so ashamed of you
Me: :O
Katina: ;_;
Me: KATINA.
Katina: I’ll see myself out
Me: WTH.
Sara Marie: i can’t even be 15 ft from you anymore
Sara Marie: even with the door shut
Sara Marie: its too much
Sara Marie: bai
Crystal: I can’t believe you people!
Sharaya: wait, who turns down ribs, EVER?
Katina: D:
Katina: IT WAS ME
Katina: I DID IT
Katina: OKAY
Katina: GOD
Sharaya: you’re doing it wrong
Katina: *sobs and flails out of room*
Sharaya: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT RIBS, YOU SAY YES

I'm sorry I couldn't meat your standards, everyone.

Hey, be nicer to Katina. She's still learning.

[DragoDorn]

Rysky wrote:

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: my upstairs neighbor made ribs yesterday and i turned them down

Katina: i feel like a fool
Sara Marie: as you should
Sara Marie: i am so ashamed of you
Me: :O
Katina: ;_;
Me: KATINA.
Katina: I’ll see myself out
Me: WTH.
Sara Marie: i can’t even be 15 ft from you anymore
Sara Marie: even with the door shut
Sara Marie: its too much
Sara Marie: bai
Crystal: I can’t believe you people!
Sharaya: wait, who turns down ribs, EVER?
Katina: D:
Katina: IT WAS ME
Katina: I DID IT
Katina: OKAY
Katina: GOD
Sharaya: you’re doing it wrong
Katina: *sobs and flails out of room*
Sharaya: WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT RIBS, YOU SAY YES

I'm sorry I couldn't meat your standards, everyone.

Hey, be nicer to Katina. She's still learning.

You should give her some Rib Tips.

[Sara Marie]

I was on my way out the door anyway and it made for a excellent dramatic exit.

[Kajehase]

*is disappointed Sutter didn't show up to tell y'all to rib it*

[Limeylongears]

RIB IT UP AND START AGAIN

[Kryzbyn]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: that reminds me of the time my uncle was working for the resistance in eastern europe

Gary: he was a banker at the time and helping lots of slovaks and whatnot to escape
Gary: people would always ask him, can you cache a czech?

Cosmo: If not, you will have a lot of cancelled Czechs.

Katina: That’s what you get for trying to buy Turkey with a Czech.

Robot Chris: something something covered in Greece

Sara Marie: all this food needs some classy plates. possibly fine China?
Sara Marie: you guys there is norway this is funny

Katina: This conversation is Finnish-ed

Robot Chris: everyone just Chile out

Sara Marie: I have one more that will Sweden the pot

Christopher: This whole thing is leaving me in Spain

Sara Marie: its leaving me Hungary

Katina: Christopher is too France-y for our puns

Christopher: Nah, I just want to Burma the whole thread
Christopher: Or at least Rwanda time to before this all started.

Katina: That wouldn’t be very Nice

Cosmo: Gary and I were just discussing how to get someone out of Eastern Europe. For example, you can put them on a boat on the Danube and float a Czech for a few days.

Robot Chris: staaahp and Wales a minute

Gary: I don't actually know what you people are talking about but I Canada take much more

Christopher: Alberta you can, Gary

Gary: Kuwait and see how it goes

Cosmo: Uruguay we started this in the first place.

Sara Marie: I don’t want Nunavut

Christopher: Yukon do better, Cosmo

Cosmo: I thought of the joke and Iran with it.

Sara Marie: Belize stop everyone

Cosmo: Uganda be kidding me

Sara Marie: I Haiti you all

Katina: Hey now Rhein it in
Katina: Thames yourself
Katina: Or I'm gonna Bavaria upset

Sara Marie: you...

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

[Drejk]

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

[Jiggy]

Don't worry Katina, I'd have turned down the ribs too. Be who you are; no need to let our rib-normative culture get you down. :)

[Kryzbyn]

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

Proudly!

[Christopher Anthony]

Robot Chris take backsides

[Katina Davis]

Diego: Donating skin squares was one of the conditions of my employment.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Whenever the abyss stares at me, it’s kinda awkward cuz I wave, and then it turns out it was just staring at the person behind me.

[Cosmo]

diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina
katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

[Readerbreeder]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Diego: Donating skin squares was one of the conditions of my employment.

Does that have to do with the subcutaneous RFID chips?

[Readerbreeder]

Cosmo wrote:

diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina

katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

We can all use some more Katina in the world...

[Liz Courts]

Tanis: I am legit afraid to click that.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: also, Christopher
Katina: I see your manflesh

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Cosmo wrote:

diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina

katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

I heartily approve this spin-off sense8, but only as long as Cosmo isn't cast as Whispers. Don't look him in the eyes, don't look him in the eyes, don't look him in the eyes...

[Sharaya]

Katina: I’m being ribshamed
Sharaya: Ribiculed
Liz: Good natured ribbing, 'tis all
Katina: [redacted]
Sharaya: You’re really cutting me up today
Katina: No need to rub it in
Liz: Don’t cry and brine about it, Katina
Katina: Hey, I don’t have beef with you. No need to pork and prod.
Sharaya: I’ve been chicken out the pun off from Thursday and wondering if we can beat it.
Liz: Are we egging each other on?
Ashley: I'm at Can't Level: Even between this room and the boards.
Katina: There’s something about tricking someone into laughing with a pun that is just awesome and evil at the same time.
Sharaya: I know, it’s pretty offal
Katina: I would make more BBQ puns at Ashley, but she seems pretty mad so I don’t wanna brisket.
Diego: diego prays for death
Cosmo: She WILL prime cut you.
Liz: Right in your rump roast.
Katina: Maybe she’ll get a Flank-ing bonus if Diego joins her
Liz: Don’t skirt around the issue Katina

Katina: THAT PUN WAS ABOUT FOOD AND ROLEPLAYING GAMES
Liz: I APPROVE OF YOUR PUNNERY
Sharaya: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Katina: Did you see it with your eye round steak?
Katina: (Now i’m just naming off the kind of meats that you can get in pho...)
Sharaya: well, as much as I would like to see this keep stewing, it’s time for me to go
Liz: aww, what a crock!

[Rysky]

Sharaya wrote:

Katina: I’m being ribshamed

Sharaya: Ribiculed
Liz: Good natured ribbing, 'tis all
Katina: [redacted]
Sharaya: You’re really cutting me up today
Katina: No need to rub it in
Liz: Don’t cry and brine about it, Katina
Katina: Hey, I don’t have beef with you. No need to pork and prod.
Sharaya: I’ve been chicken out the pun off from Thursday and wondering if we can beat it.
Liz: Are we egging each other on?
Ashley: I'm at Can't Level: Even between this room and the boards.
Katina: There’s something about tricking someone into laughing with a pun that is just awesome and evil at the same time.
Sharaya: I know, it’s pretty offal
Katina: I would make more BBQ puns at Ashley, but she seems pretty mad so I don’t wanna brisket.
Diego: diego prays for death
Cosmo: She WILL prime cut you.
Liz: Right in your rump roast.
Katina: Maybe she’ll get a Flank-ing bonus if Diego joins her
Liz: Don’t skirt around the issue Katina

Katina: THAT PUN WAS ABOUT FOOD AND ROLEPLAYING GAMES
Liz: I APPROVE OF YOUR PUNNERY
Sharaya: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Katina: Did you see it with your eye round steak?
Katina: (Now i’m just naming off the kind of meats that you can get in pho...)
Sharaya: well, as much as I would like to see this keep stewing, it’s time for me to go
Liz: aww, what a crock!

-_-

I ate you all.

[Cort Odekirk]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: also, Christopher

Katina: I see your manflesh

Note to self, time to take away everyone's web cams......

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

diego: I’m sorry! At first I mistakenly thought I was Katina

katina: I make that mistake sometimes too, Diego

I heartily approve this spin-off sense8, but only as long as Cosmo isn't cast as Whispers. Don't look him in the eyes, don't look him in the eyes, don't look him in the eyes...

Hello, Ambrosia...

[Uncle Teddy]

Kryzbyn wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

Proudly!

I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

[Cosmo]

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

Proudly!

I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I appreciate that!

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

Proudly!

I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I want to retire early, so you'll need to step it up.

[Uncle Teddy]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is why I buy stuff from ya'll.

You! You are sponsoring that insanity!

Proudly!

I think I've personally paid for Cosmo's - and his sightly more evil twin's - retirement fund.

I want to retire early, so you'll need to step it up.

No problem - just convince my employer to increase my pay tenfold. Then I can buy a whole lot more, thus accelerating my contribution to your retirement fund.

[Chris Lambertz]

pmg elephants walked around on the roof and fixed it

[Mythic JMD031]

:o_o: I forgot to cast protection from puns....

[Feros]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

:o_o: I forgot to cast protection from puns....

Just grab someone around you and use them as a meat shield.

...

:D

[thunderspirit]

Feros wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

:o_o: I forgot to cast protection from puns....

Just grab someone around you and use them as a meat shield.

...

:D

Draw a loin in the sand! Let 'em know you're keeping things veal and just won't put any (live)stock in people who keep this sort of thing going.

[Sara Marie]

katina: Well, that’s your problem right there!
katina: stick some Mr. Potato Head ears in

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie: I love my coworkers dearly

[Ross Byers]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: I love my coworkers dearly

I feel that there is a 'but' coming up.

[Cort Odekirk]

Ross Byers wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: I love my coworkers dearly

I feel that there is a 'but' coming up.

Rolling detect trap.....

[Sara Marie]

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

[Katina Davis]

Cort Odekirk wrote:

Ross Byers wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: I love my coworkers dearly

I feel that there is a 'but' coming up.

Rolling detect trap.....

I'd like to roll to detect butts. Wait, not THAT kind of butt? Then nevermind.

[Christopher Anthony]

Tanis: Why are there all these monsters in here?
Julie: Are you talking about Christopher?
Cort: You're going to have to be WAY more specific.
Tanis: I'm talking about a [redacted] demon that just showed up-
Winslow: So, Christopher.
Me: I've been called worse.

[Sara Marie]

cort: On the plus side, we can use the babbling as a seed value for our random number generator.

[Chris Lambertz]

pmg Yo Dawg, I heard u like security

[Drejk]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

You know, the first RPG system I wrote recently reached age where it can legally drink alcohol in USA...

[Ross Byers]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

At least they aren't old enough to drink?

[Theryon Stormrune]

Ross Byers wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

At least they aren't old enough to drink?

But some of them probably should be drinking ...

[NobodysHome]

Drejk wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: nononono in 1995 i was building web pages. those pages can't be old enough to vote

You know, the first RPG system I wrote recently reached age where it can legally drink alcohol in USA...

Just wait 'til the little sign that says, "You must have been born in this year to legally drink" has a date that's after you graduated college.

In fact, I just realized right this moment that my marriage can now legally drink!

Scary!

[Katina Davis]

*From Liz's office, CS hears "Tales from the Crypt" theme song, followed by "All About That Bass"*

Liz: Because Friday.

[Liz Courts]

You forgot the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack prior to that. >.>

[ulgulanoth]

How could you forget that Katina!?