Overheard at the Paizo office


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NobodysHome wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
That and Fruit Loops and beer.
I hope that's two separate things, not a single bowl...

No; I'm afraid not. He'd pour a bowl of Fruit Loops, crack open a beer, pour it in in lieu of milk, and wolf it down.

Always made us wonder whether his taste buds were actually aliens hiding in his mouth for safety...

Did his name happen to be David Lister? :P

Customer Service Representative

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.

It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

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A recollection of the events.


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Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

maybe she is just really really good at hiding

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Lamontius wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(
maybe she is just really really good at hiding

So good that the Stealth Headmaster failed her because he thought she didn't show up for her Stealth Final?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: Because then I can get all medieval

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: why can’t we have rockets and [stuff]


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Julie Iaccarino wrote:
A recollection of the events.

Robot Chris was involved? OR has Paizo added second robotic world-conqueror to its ranks?


Drejk wrote:
Julie Iaccarino wrote:
A recollection of the events.
Robot Chris was involved? OR has Paizo added second robotic world-conqueror to its ranks?

The Raptors have been getting out of control, demanding silly things like 401k's, health care and vacation time.

Robots have no free will...for now, here on earth.

Much cheaper to have a mechanic than a vet!


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Age of Ultron will start at Paizo, then... Is Vic sufficiently smartass to be Tony Stark proxy?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Not drunk enough. You want [redacted].

Community & Digital Content Manager

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Redacted [redacted's] april fool’s joke should be that it actually works

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Redacted: I wish I had anal horns


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Õ.o?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cort: I brought my posse!
Cosmo: Well, my posse's on Broadway.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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For any non-PNW people...

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Katina: Maybe if you stopped eating people to prove your dominance we wouldn’t have that problem.

Liberty's Edge Assistant Developer

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Jessica I'd rather over-panic than under-panic.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: so my honest-to-god hope is that [redacted]

robot chris: that’s... delightfully evil

Paizo Employee Developer

Cosmo wrote:
For any non-PNW people...

That's not Broadway. There are no new-construction condos.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

You're welcome :3


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Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.
You're welcome :3

Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.
You're welcome :3
Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

*yoink*

I like making sure the spite is correctly distributed.

Community & Digital Content Manager

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Katina ... and this is the origin story of Grimace.


Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.
You're welcome :3
Of course you are going to hog all the credit! :P

Succubi aren't just candy makers... they're also muses!


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Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(

We're going to need another Katina.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: PHASE ONE: COMPLETE.

Not necessarily relevant.

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(
We're going to need another Katina.

Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.

Technology Manager

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Old Zathras wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(
We're going to need another Katina.
Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.

.... did you just turn Katina into a Dr. Who villain?

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Sounds more like Julie did.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Doctor Who *companion*, that is!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: equivalent of terraforming washington to be oregon rather than moving to oregon

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Old Zathras wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Julie: I'm coming over to your department. Please stand by.

Diego: Please don’t hurt us
Katina: *hides*
This is under a flag of truce, I hope... Otherwise I fear it will not end well.
It wasn't... We're down a Katina =0(
We're going to need another Katina.
Apparently the disintegrate gaze attack against Katina's plot armor failed, but the energies unleashed splintered her into multiples across Time and Servers, evidenced by the Impossible CSR shard that recently appeared here.
.... did you just turn Katina into a Dr. Who villain?

O_O

<_<

...

>_>

I WAS NEVER HERE.

Customer Service Representative

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Katina: It's a combination of the Lorax and the Grinch. He loves trees but hates Christmas. Christmas trees are very confusing for him.

Community & Digital Content Manager

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Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Lissa: You just gotta find one that is just a touch squishy.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Christopher: *pets his leg shackles lovingly*

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

Spoiler tags! Spoiler tags!

Grand Lodge

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Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Pathfinder Accessories, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Vic Wertz wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina just tell her that Ned comes back to life and kills everyone in King’s Landing

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

Spoiler tags! Spoiler tags!

This post is rated A for Awesome.

Project Manager

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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Ned comes back to life and has a disco party with Varys

TAKE MY MONEY

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Katina: I’M the top 3 things in the Seattle area

Katina found/built Calvin's transmogrifier duplicator?

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Tanis: We prefer “accidentally genocidal.”

Dark Archive Software Developer

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QA Erik: that's definitely not what I do in the bathroom

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