Overheard at the Paizo office

[thunderspirit]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: CRANK IT UP, DJ LIZ

Whatever Liz is spinning, I will listen to it.

[Drejk]

So, what Liz is spinning?

[Kajehase]

Shurikens.

[ulgulanoth]

wallet destroying shurikens

[Feros]

Abundant wallet destroying shurikens.

[Readerbreeder]

Abundant welcome wallet-destroying shurikens.

[Mythic JMD031]

Abundant welcome wallet destroying returning shurikens.

[MYTHIC TOZ]

Abundant welcome wallet destroying returning mithral shurikens.

[Rysky]

Abundant welcome wallet destroying returning mithral shurikens dipped in bank account crippling poison.

[Tels]

Abundant welcome wallet destroying returning mithral shurikens of poverty dipped in bank account crippling poison.

[Feros]

Tels wrote:

Abundant welcome wallet destroying returning mithral shurikens of poverty dipped in bank account crippling poison.

And lo, another RPG Superstar item is born...

[Calex]

I think I played that item in Munchkin once...

[Liz Courts]

thunderspirit wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: CRANK IT UP, DJ LIZ

Whatever Liz is spinning, I will listen to it.

This was the track list on Friday evening:

• "Dream On" Depeche Mode
  
• "Smooth Sailing" Queens of the Stone Age
  
• "I Like That" Richard Vission & Static Revenger starring Luciana
  
• "American Trash" Innerpartysystem
  
• "Walk Tall" Kele
  
• "Shrunken Heads for All Occasions" Combichrist
  
• "Deviant Device" The Juan MacLean
  
• "Pursuit" Gestaffelstein
  
• "Anyway You Choose to Give It" The Black Ghosts
  
• "The River" The Darcys
  
• "Starships" Nicki Minaj
  
• "Hello" Martin Solveig & Dragonette
  
• "Run Boy Run" Woodkid
  
• "Emulator" The Crystal Method
  

Shurikens were optional.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: do not make me write in your employee file cosmo.

[Sara Marie]

ashley: diego, first rule of being employed at paizo: do not encourage cosmo. second rule of being employed at paizo: DO. NOT. ENCOURAGE. COSMO.

ashley: that's for everyone sanity, not just yours.

[Rysky]

Whatever Cosmo is doing to warrant those two posts I wholly endorse 100%

[Liz Courts]

Katina: I'm just catching up with this conversation and I say that the battle peegs are not optional, they are mandatory..

[Ross Byers]

Battle peegs?

[Sara Marie]

cosmo:...also we should discuss my rates.

katina: I was under the impression that your fees were mostly in animal blood and burritos.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: I don't like the word "frother"

[Cort Odekirk]

Gary: "If they freeze and stare into the headlights, that counts as acceptance."

[Sara Marie]

sharaya: I recommend trying the quarter in the coke machine analogy

[Lamontius]

Liz Courts wrote:

thunderspirit wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: CRANK IT UP, DJ LIZ

Whatever Liz is spinning, I will listen to it.

This was the track list on Friday evening:

• "Dream On" Depeche Mode
  
• "Smooth Sailing" Queens of the Stone Age
  
• "I Like That" Richard Vission & Static Revenger starring Luciana
  
• "American Trash" Innerpartysystem
  
• "Walk Tall" Kele
  
• "Shrunken Heads for All Occasions" Combichrist
  
• "Deviant Device" The Juan MacLean
  
• "Pursuit" Gestaffelstein
  
• "Anyway You Choose to Give It" The Black Ghosts
  
• "The River" The Darcys
  
• "Starships" Nicki Minaj
  
• "Hello" Martin Solveig & Dragonette
  
• "Run Boy Run" Woodkid
  
• "Emulator" The Crystal Method
  

Shurikens were optional.

mine was

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

"The Humpty Dance" Digital Underground

"It Takes Two" MC Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: i claim allllll of the credit
Katina: IT'S ALL MIKNE
Katina: mine
Katina: dammitg
Katina: *sigh*
Katina: i think it's time to go home

[Sara Marie]

Sara Marie: you want 1/2 a cheese burger?
Sara Marie: its too much food for me to finish

gary: sure!

Sara Marie: its over here if you want it

gary: so far to walk
gary: weak from lack of cheese burger

[Reckless]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: I don't like the word "frother"

Is that as in "one who froths at the mouth"

or as in Pennsyltucky Kin?

[Sara Marie]

lissa: Looks like [redacted] can finally have a [redacted] familiar.

ashley: i really really love the cover of the familiar folio.
ashley: also, [REDACTED] FAMILIAR!

ashley: pretty sure they made this just so that we had a hard copy of anti-grar material

[Christopher Anthony]

Sharaya: I got the 24" one first and realized it was way too big

[Erik Keith]

Cort: But your movement speed will be mitigated by the combined inertial change speed of an array of processor gyroscopes. It will steer like a barge.
Erik K: That depends on how quickly you'd be able to accelerate and decelerate the gyros.
Gary: Mmmm gyros, I like lamb.
Gary: I can decelerate gyros like nobody's business.

[Sara Marie]

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

[NobodysHome]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

[Ross Byers]

Nobody likes Raichu anyway.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

Exhibit A: Linnorms

[Karui Kage]

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

That's not sad, that's not sad at all. What's sad is how Charmander's original owner treated him. What an a-hole.

[Sara Marie]

gary: i will invent giant waffle consuming robot
gary: the chances it will finish the giant waffle and go berserk looking for more waffles is pretty remote

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: no need to invent it give me some waffles

katina: ^

[Sara Marie]

cort: I wanted laser eyes when I got my eye surgery, but the doctor said no.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: this pony now a gorgon

[Liz Courts]

Robot Chris: I don’t know what’s going down, but someone getting a cat in face.

[Tels]

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

[Readerbreeder]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: i will invent giant waffle consuming robot

gary: the chances it will finish the giant waffle and go berserk looking for more waffles is pretty remote

"On a roll of 01, the waffle-consuming robot will enter a berserk state and attack anyone in the area, including its creator."

[NobodysHome]

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

[Alex G St-Amand]

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

well, sorry we can't keep track of those episodes since that plot happen almost once a season.

[Alex G St-Amand]

Sara Marie wrote:

Sara Marie: you want 1/2 a cheese burger?

Sara Marie: its too much food for me to finish

gary: sure!

Sara Marie: its over here if you want it

gary: so far to walk
gary: weak from lack of cheese burger

Why does it make me think the "Lysistrata Gambit" would wreck a lot of things?

[Tels]

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

Never really watched Pokemon as a kid, but here I was thinking I knew which episode was being referenced :(

[Orthos]

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

Never really watched Pokemon as a kid, but here I was thinking I knew which episode was being referenced :(

I watched it but only the first season or so, the stuff that followed the Gen-1 games. Maybe a tad bit of the Gen-2. So I was figuring it was either that or the stuff with Charmeleon/Charizard being a disobedient bastard. If it's something more recent I'm waaaay out of the loop.

[Ed Reppert]

Heard of Pokemon, but it was way after my childhood, so "heard of it" is about all I can say.

[Chris Lambertz]

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

Never really watched Pokemon as a kid, but here I was thinking I knew which episode was being referenced :(

No, you're correct. Katina was in fact referencing this episode.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: what I learned in an episode of Pokemon last night is that sometimes it's best to not evolve right away

The saddest part of that quote is... I know *EXACTLY* which episode she just saw...

Is that the episode in which Pikachu defeats Raichu because Raichu never learned attacks like Speed or Tackle?

Oh, Tels, Tels. I am *SOOOOO* disappointed! :-P

Never really watched Pokemon as a kid, but here I was thinking I knew which episode was being referenced :(

No, you're correct. Katina was in fact referencing this episode.

Regardless of which episode it was the point still stands, Linnorms kick ass.