Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
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katina: We were gonna start blaming Cort for everything
katina: but realized that's what Cosmo is for
katina: so now you two shall fuse and become Cosmort
This isn't going to be some clean, Hollywood fusing like on the Tuvix episode of Star Trek: Voyager, is it? It's going to be some freaky, horror-show Cthulhoid amalgam.
'Cause it's Cosmo. And with Cosmo, you always choose the Elder of two Evils.
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Sara Marie wrote:katina: We were gonna start blaming Cort for everything
katina: but realized that's what Cosmo is for
katina: so now you two shall fuse and become Cosmort
This isn't going to be some clean, Hollywood fusing like on the Tuvix episode of Star Trek: Voyager, is it? It's going to be some freaky, horror-show Cthulhoid amalgam.
'Cause it's Cosmo. And with Cosmo, you always choose the Elder of two Evils.
No, just...no. Nope.
Cort Odekirk Development Manager |
Alex G St-Amand |
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Cort Odekirk wrote:Hssss, it is the coming of He-Who-Shall-Be-Blamed!Sara Marie wrote:Uuuuuuuuuuhm, someone better buy me dinner first.katina: We were gonna start blaming Cort for everything
katina: but realized that's what Cosmo is for
katina: so now you two shall fuse and become Cosmort
He-Who-Shall-Be-Blamed-Without-Be-Named!
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gary: we explore cheaper shipping alternatives all the time. just last month, we sent back a trebuchet that just wasn't cutting it
ashley: we're still lobbying the DOD to let us use the drones for drop shipments. we haven't heard back yet.
christopher: I still have the box cannon prototype in my garage.
cosmo: Unfortunately, my cloned flying monkey experiment still has hte status: “Overly Fighty”. They are not yet ready for public deployment.
MagusJanus |
gary: we explore cheaper shipping alternatives all the time. just last month, we sent back a trebuchet that just wasn't cutting it
ashley: we're still lobbying the DOD to let us use the drones for drop shipments. we haven't heard back yet.
christopher: I still have the box cannon prototype in my garage.
cosmo: Unfortunately, my cloned flying monkey experiment still has hte status: “Overly Fighty”. They are not yet ready for public deployment.
The Air Force has some mothballed stealth bombers they're wanting to be rid of.
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cort: OK, apparently I'm the only one in the company that can't casually componse a sonet in old english.
katina: eh, it's more like sonnet mad libs
katina: and you should obviously work on that
robot chris: I can barely Oxford Comma
robot chris: so you’re not the only one, if that helps
katina: it WILL be brought up in your review
robot chris: *and* they trust me to talk to people somehow
robot chris: I don’t get it
robot chris: but wharves
robot chris: whatevs*
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cort: OK, apparently I'm the only one in the company that can't casually componse a sonet in old english.
katina: eh, it's more like sonnet mad libs
katina: and you should obviously work on thatrobot chris: I can barely Oxford Comma
robot chris: so you’re not the only one, if that helpskatina: it WILL be brought up in your review
robot chris: *and* they trust me to talk to people somehow
robot chris: I don’t get it
robot chris: but wharves
robot chris: whatevs*
Overheard or Overread?
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Sharaya Customer Service Ray of Funshine |
Liz Courts Webstore Gninja Minion |
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Tels |
Sharaya wrote:Redacted A: Must be completely potty trained.
Redacted A: you think that means COMPLETELY?Redacted B: Yes.
Redacted B: Yes, it does.Redacted C: Well then I'm out I guess...
Is Paizo becoming a dog-friendly workplace?!
Nah, Paizo is just no longer willing to hire Goblins to the work force.
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Oladon wrote:Nah, Paizo is just no longer willing to hire Goblins to the work force.Sharaya wrote:Redacted A: Must be completely potty trained.
Redacted A: you think that means COMPLETELY?Redacted B: Yes.
Redacted B: Yes, it does.Redacted C: Well then I'm out I guess...
Is Paizo becoming a dog-friendly workplace?!
Nah, we were doing great, but STEVE had to take a whiz on some servers last week. Now suddenly, all us gremlins are banned from the premises. The worst thing is, His Sparkling Luminescence didn't object... for He draws sustenance from our misery too!
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
Katina Davis Customer Service She-Hulk |
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
Sara Marie Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager |
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robot chris: getting slapped in the face with your own heart
sharaya: before or after your heart is trampled on?
robot chris: both
robot chris: slap - trample - slap
robot chris: it’s like a g@$$%&n bulbasaur of feelings
See? That just makes me want to give Robot Chris a hug and a pat on the head. But since I'm not allowed to do that, I'll just hug my refrigerator instead.
Oooh! Leftovers! Mmmmm.....