Evil Lincoln is a Robosexual?


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I heard that somewhere.

Silver Crusade

In light of these allegations, I really think it's time for him to resign.


Celestial Healer wrote:
In light of these allegations, I really think it's time for him to resign.

Boo!

It's the 21st century. If Evil Lincoln wants to consensually copulate with a robot, it's none of our business!

EDIT: Changed my hat.

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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
In light of these allegations, I really think it's time for him to resign.

Boo!

It's the 21st century. If Evil Lincoln wants to consensually copulate with a robot, it's none of our business!

Unless it's an underage robot.


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Hm. What is the age of consent in NY state for say... a Roomba?


Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!

I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?

Have a heart people.

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Evil Lincoln wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!

I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?

Have a heart people.

She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!

Once they pass the 5 year mark, they're 'obsolete', if you know what I mean.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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sees what you did there...


David Fryer wrote:
She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.

Best. Double. Entendre. Evar.

EDIT: Also, who said anything about She? Lack of gender is part of the appeal!


David Fryer wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!

I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?

Have a heart people.

She has to at least get off the assembly line first guys.

"She"? You presume too much.

EDIT: Ninja'd! Okay, how about this:

She has to at least get off the assembly line guys first.

Sovereign Court

Evil Lincoln wrote:
I heard that somewhere.

You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!


I('m) like a machine.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Evil Lincoln wrote:
I('m) liking a machine too much.


Cosmo wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
I('m) liking a machine too much.

Get with the times, Cosmo. It's 2011. We should all be part machine by now.


No, he's not robosexual. I heard he's just the debugger.

Sometimes, a 24-pin serial plug is just a 24-pin serial plug.

(Of course, that saying is a bit outdated and prude. Nowadays, it's all Universal Serial Bus, which is even good for 3.0somes these days)


Don't get paranoid. Trust the machine.

Sovereign Court

Evil Lincoln wrote:
I('m) like a machine.

Just watch out for Electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.


My anti-virus software is all up to date, baby, I swear!


Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.


CourtFool wrote:
Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.

The poodle is obsolete. You need an upgrade.


Evil Lincoln wrote:
My anti-virus software is all up to date, baby, I swear!

You still need a good firewall to make sure they don't use a back door.


I'd want that terminator from that series, the one that looks like Summer Glau. That could turn me into a Romo!


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V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.


V'GER wrote:
V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.

Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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Evil Lincoln wrote:
V'GER wrote:
V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.
Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.

Pfft. You're maybe in history's greatest 100 evil holograms, but you're pretty far down the list. Evil Ben Franklin is way better.


Ben Franklin sucks!

Spoiler:
Which, given all this talk of presidential homorobosexuality, is perfectly fine.


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:

Ben Franklin sucks french hoors boobies!

** spoiler omitted **

Ya. Gotta give props to the 'frank.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.

Crap. When did that happen?

Sovereign Court

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Sebastian wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
V'GER wrote:
V'GER will show you on his processor where the bad carbon unit touched him.
Nobody said anything about carbon. I'll have you know, I'm one of history's greatest evil holograms.
Pfft. You're maybe in history's greatest 100 evil holograms, but you're pretty far down the list. Evil Ben Franklin is way better.

Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.

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CourtFool wrote:
Meh. This thread needs more robotic tentacles.

there you go...


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.
Crap. When did that happen?

Despite what popular culture says, it happened nine and a half years ago.


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Callous Jack wrote:
Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.

Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.
Crap. When did that happen?

11 years ago....oh you were being facetious ...Ha funny...[/Sheldon Cooper]


Evil Lincoln wrote:
Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?

Fraking republicans. >.>


Evil Lincoln wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Chaotic Neutral Teddy Roosevelt would kick both their asses.
Wait... wasn't that just Teddy Roosevelt?

Him and his Rough Riders. Don't get chapped!


Vic Wertz wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.
Crap. When did that happen?

Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)


KaeYoss wrote:
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)

We will get flying cars when we get Duke Nukem Forever.

Oh wait. Nevermind. >.>

Scarab Sages

Evil Lincoln wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
Call me a predator if you like, but I'm not waiting 16 years to have sex with this robot!

I know, right? If they come out with a really sexy robot at the next Consumer Electronics Expo, how long exactly are we expected to twiddle our thumbs before getting down to the business that both we and the sexy robot are waiting for?

Have a heart people.

Yah, mon, you've got to legalize it!


Join the Jacks, METAL POWER MAN!!!


KaeYoss wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.
Crap. When did that happen?
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)

This came up in my Senior Sem. for Computer Science a few years ago.

http://www.moller.com/
It's the insurance. Too much for untethered flight testing.

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XperimentalDM wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:
It's the 21st century.
Crap. When did that happen?
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)

This came up in my Senior Sem. for Computer Science a few years ago.

http://www.moller.com/
It's the insurance. Too much for untethered flight testing.

So what is the excuse for not having sex robots yet?


Is it cheating if the other person is a robot?


Soon, meatsacks, you'll all be in love with me!

*activates the Tactical Robotic Unit Stimulation Thingy*

We call it TRUST for short! Mwahahahahahaha!!


I thought we were going to call it the Diplomatic Officiator of Nockled Genitals... or DONG for short.


Am I a robot? I'm full of metal shavings and I'm constantly covered in nuts and screws.


Spotty Carpet wrote:
Am I a robot? I'm full of metal shavings and I'm constantly covered in nuts and screws.

I know a hot little Roomba who'd like to meet you.


CourtFool wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Weird, right? Those flying cars are now over 10 years overdo (and that's the most pessimistic estimate, the one that tied it to the big 2 tripple-oh)

We will get flying cars when we get Duke Nukem Forever.

Oh wait. Nevermind. >.>

Actually, if they turn out anything like DNF, we might want to stick to the wheels.


Bunny the Intern wrote:
Is it cheating if the other person is a robot?

Depends. Is it a robot with AI?

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