Zyren's luxurious campfire... this time with marshmallows...


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Male Tiefling (Daemon-Spawn) Magus 8 (Fiend Flayer)

There are still a lot of nuts and bolts missing, but my character is almost done. I still need to finish equipment and some minor details, specially write-ups (description, fleshing out code of conduct, etc). I still have a leftover trait and feat, and will accept suggestions on both. I'm not really experienced on noncore classes, so any suggestions will be heartly welcomed.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4
Shifty wrote:
Its more the guys who think women should game, and then the game always includes a trip to a rape-dungeon or some other dirty fantasy. Have a read of the 'bad GM' threads, what goes on is frightening.

Sounds like that one dude's wet dream, the one that was playing in Heart of Riddles right before me? What was his name again? Creepy-sicko-pervert-guy?


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VC - Sydney, Australia

That was kinda funny in a few ways though; it was the first time I felt moved to chain another players character to a kitchen sink and kick them from the party.


VC - Sydney, Australia

Long ass day.

I got a call this morning letting me know that there had been a break in at the local Girl Guides unit I volunteer for. So far I have spent the day talking to the Police (who were very nice and efficient) the Security Company (who are starting to annoy me) the Local Council (who are starting to infuraite me) and the Locksmiths (who I am about to say bad words to).

Thanks whoever the jerkovs were, I really needed to waste a day.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

You do realize that I watched that game for awhile before I started to make Bree... with the intent of stabbing his character and tossing her in the water. Luckily, he quit the campaign shortly after I joined. I think, in part, because he looked at Bree's sheet, saw that she's my alias, recognized my name from when I gave him my piece of mind in his creepy confessions thread and decided he didn't want to play with me.

As far as your awful day I say only to take deep breaths and then go kill something in game :)


VC - Sydney, Australia

Hahah well poor Winter wouldn't have known what to make of that character being stabbed to death. On one hand he'd have been a bit upset about it, on the other he'd have realised that the sickly calf sometimes can't be saved... as long as it was quick.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

Oh she would have made it quick, and the poor child wouldn't have known which way it came from. If Bree did it right, neither would anyone else.

Scarab Sages

male 1/4 Elf Lorekeeper???

Heads up: my router seems to be broken. I am posting this from a friend now, I don't know when I will have full access to the web again :-(


Has anyone looked at the Erotic Fantasty book that has a bunch of feats and prestige classes in in it for 3.5, lol? I saw it under a glass case at a local used book store and had to laugh.


M Human Fighter 5 AC: 20 (22 2-wield) Touch: 13 (15 2-wield) FF 17 HP 24/50 Init: +4
Double Dagger Attack Routine:
[dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+8[/dice] [dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+7[/dice]
Xenh wrote:
(wanders off to complete an 80's big hair sprayed coifed, legwarmer-wearing dance montage)

Take your passions, and MAKE it happen!!

(I must admit I've always liked the alterantive lyric "take your pants off")


Divine Gamemaster of the Abyss and below...

The D20 book of erotic fantasy? Very good ressource, can heartily recommend it.

Hello to Xenh! I'm not sure about Shady - is he gone again? Then we could find a place for Xenh in Heart of Darkness - anyway, it's terror Monday and a very annoying one, so don't expect updates before tomorrow.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

Oh no :( No updates? There goes my day.


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Twilightrose wrote:
And yes, Xenh, since you bring it up, he might require that of you as well since you aren't in one of his campaigns, you'll have to make yourself useful somehow.

I do windows!

(licks the windows with enthusiasm)

I do dishes too :)

Twilightrose wrote:
I wish the campfire would draw in some female strays sometime. No offense, guys, you know I love ya, but it would be nice to have some more estrogen around lol.

I have 5 sisters if that helps. We could have a sleep over, do each other's hair and talk about how stupid smelly boys are.

I'm willing to commit to the role as well, so when it's time for the inevitable topless pillow fight, I'm there.

(strikes a noble pose)

Vaughn Elliot wrote:

Take your passions, and MAKE it happen!!

(I must admit I've always liked the alterantive lyric "take your pants off")

Either way I have a chair and bucket of water.


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Zyren Zemerys wrote:
Hello to Xenh! I'm not sure about Shady - is he gone again? Then we could find a place for Xenh in Heart of Darkness - anyway, it's terror Monday and a very annoying one, so don't expect updates before tomorrow.

Hail,

I'm easy, if the rumour mill can be trusted. Whichever ichor pumping sac that works for you also, conveniently, works for moi.

Dark Archive

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Male Hagspawn Witch 15/Souldrinker 5
Bilbo Bang-Bang wrote:
Has anyone looked at the Erotic Fantasty book that has a bunch of feats and prestige classes in in it for 3.5, lol? I saw it under a glass case at a local used book store and had to laugh.

I own it. I find the crossbreeding compatability and gestation charts to be extremely useful.


@ DMZ Found it for 20 USD at a local shop. Think I might pick it up. I have a concept for a Order of the Cockatrice that might benefit from some of the content.


Dragonblood, didn't even think about it covering that angle.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4
Xenh wrote:

(licks the windows with enthusiasm)

I do dishes too :)

... it's a campfire, there are no windows and since we primarily eat marshmallows, there are no dishes either.

Xehn wrote:


I have 5 sisters if that helps. We could have a sleep over, do each other's hair and talk about how stupid smelly boys are.

I'm willing to commit to the role as well, so when it's time for the inevitable topless pillow fight, I'm there.

(strikes a noble pose)

Sigh, I believe we just covered that topic shortly before you joined us. Sorry to break it to you love, but when girls stay the night with each other they don't really have topless (or otherwise) pillow fights with each other. And for those girls who it does wind up with something more intimate, it's most likely because it was planned ahead as they are lesbian lovers and not two straight chicks who decided to explore one another in an innocent fashion after accidentally brushing up against one another.


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Twilightrose wrote:
... it's a campfire, there are no windows and since we primarily eat marshmallows, there are no dishes either.

Hmm, I will share my dolly with Zyren then. We will have tea parties and discuss existentialism.

Twilightrose wrote:
when girls stay the night with each other they ALWAYS have topless (or otherwise) pillow fights with each other.

You appear to have a typo in there that I have fixed for you. Pesky typos can make an entire sentence go awry and seem like the exact opposite of what you intended.

Your welcome :)


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4
Xenh wrote:
Twilightrose wrote:
... it's a campfire, there are no windows and since we primarily eat marshmallows, there are no dishes either.

Hmm, I will share my dolly with Zyren then. We will have tea parties and discuss existentialism.

Twilightrose wrote:
when girls stay the night with each other they ALWAYS have topless (or otherwise) pillow fights with each other.

You appear to have a typo in there that I have fixed for you. Pesky typos can make an entire sentence go awry and seem like the exact opposite of what you intended.

Your welcome :)

Roflmao, thank you! How sweet of you, I don't think I would have ever noticed that one without your help!

P.S. I'm sure Zyren will love to have tea parties with you and your dolly ;)


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Divine Gamemaster of the Abyss and below...

What? A tea party?

Cute, but you will be the teabag :)


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Zyren Zemerys wrote:

What? A tea party?

Cute, but you will be the teabag :)

(gets a nosebleed from the onrush of teabagging-themed replies that he is not saying)


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M Human Fighter 5 AC: 20 (22 2-wield) Touch: 13 (15 2-wield) FF 17 HP 24/50 Init: +4
Double Dagger Attack Routine:
[dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+8[/dice] [dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+7[/dice]
Twilightrose wrote:
And for those girls who it does wind up with something more intimate, it's most likely because it was planned ahead as they are lesbian lovers and not two straight chicks who decided to explore one another in an innocent fashion after accidentally brushing up against one another.

wh-wh-WHAAAAT?!?! Katie Perry wasn't being sincere??


What recent Pathfinder book would be most worth the denari? Looking at picking up a pdf and was curious if there any real gems to be had.


Divine Gamemaster of the Abyss and below...

@ Xenh:

If you would like to join HOD that should be no problem, since Shady seems to have left us because of health problems (can't type atm).

Character creation method (feck, didn't favorite it ...again...)

Roll 4D6 7 times
Drop the lowest die from each roll
Drop the lowest summed up roll of the now remaining 7x3d6
If the sum of the best 6x3d6 is higher than 75 - grats - otherwise: reroll


Bilbo Bang-Bang wrote:
What recent Pathfinder book would be most worth the denari? Looking at picking up a pdf and was curious if there any real gems to be had.

Paths of Prestige is pretty cool.


Will take a look at that, Mark. Thanks.


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Zyren Zemerys wrote:

@ Xenh:

If you would like to join HOD that should be no problem, since Shady seems to have left us because of health problems (can't type atm).

Character creation method (feck, didn't favorite it ...again...)

Roll 4D6 7 times
Drop the lowest die from each roll
Drop the lowest summed up roll of the now remaining 7x3d6
If the sum of the best 6x3d6 is higher than 75 - grats - otherwise: reroll

Danke for the invite :)

A few questions off the top of my head...

1. Character level?
2. Slow, medium or fast experience progression speed?
3. Any restrictions of Pathfinder books, classes, alignment or races I should know about?
4. Would a rogue fit into your merry band? I see the following list of classes in campaign info:

  • Kyren Tosscobble - Halfling/Sorcerer
  • Alcheringa - Elven/Druid
  • Salfon Rarith - Human/Cleric
  • Vaughn Elliot - Human/Fighter
  • Berry Peelyblossom - Half-Orc/Alchemist

5. Start with any traits?
6. Roll for hit points at each level after first?
7. Starting gold?
8. Are monster races permitted as PCs?

Rolling for Attributes:
4d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 5, 2) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 6, 2) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 1, 3) = 7
4d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 5, 3) = 19
4d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 6, 3) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 5, 5) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 5, 4) = 18


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Xenh wrote:

Rolling for Attributes:

4d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 5, 2) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 6, 2) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 1, 3) = 7
4d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 5, 3) = 19
4d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 6, 3) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (5, 1, 5, 5) = 16
4d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 5, 4) = 18

Easy pick to know which of the rolls to drop: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 1, 3) = 7

Stats are: 14, 14, 16, 13, 15, 14.

Glancing at some of the other characters I see that being Captain Barely Above Average In My Core Class Attributes will have me not quite fitting in. What means, if any (maybe the sheets I glanced at are luckier than I am, leaving me to suck it up lol) are there at my disposal of lowering non-core stats to raise up the ones my class uses?


VC - Sydney, Australia

HoD is not a merciful campaign, it seems when Zyren decides to have at it with murder and beatings it's HoD he posts in first :p

I don't think that array of stats is too bad, nothing wrong with being a little broad in the stat pool as opposed to teh peak/trough build, but your call. You have excellent stats there for flexibility. Personally i would have jumped on them for the Druid!


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

:) Evening gents. I'm headed to the store for some groceries, I'll post in game when I return.


VC - Sydney, Australia

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!


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"Arhggg,I'll be taking that booty....to Tark's tentacle beast, mwahahaha!"


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

Yo ho yo ho, I just like saying ho :P


Divine Gamemaster of the Abyss and below...

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! <-- out of which hole did that creep?

So, yo ho and a bottle of rum aside:

@ Xenh: Good stats for a bard, druid, cleric...I'm no fan of min/max builds, so I would ask you to deal with those that you have.

You start with 33k xp and we use medium progression. For buying starting equip, you get half of the wbl table.

You may choose two traits.

Monster races are maybe permitted - depends on the actual race choice.

First level hp die is full, then normal rolls.


M Human Fighter 5 AC: 20 (22 2-wield) Touch: 13 (15 2-wield) FF 17 HP 24/50 Init: +4
Double Dagger Attack Routine:
[dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+8[/dice] [dice=Attack]d20+10[/dice] [dice=Damage]d4+7[/dice]

Talk Like A Pirate--a how-too guide!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Zyren Zemerys wrote:

@ Xenh: Good stats for a bard, druid, cleric...I'm no fan of min/max builds, so I would ask you to deal with those that you have.

You start with 33k xp and we use medium progression. For buying starting equip, you get half of the wbl table.

You may choose two traits.

Monster races are maybe permitted - depends on the actual race choice.

First level hp die is full, then normal rolls.

How about a goblin as a race?

Hit Points:
5d8 ⇒ (2, 6, 3, 6, 7) = 24

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Male Goblin Gunslinger/6

Who in their right mind would ever play a goblin?!


Dungeon Master

Xenh, are you going for a rogue? That would be awesome! As for a goblin, well, we are in Kaer Maga. That is actually not that strange.


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Mobo Bang-Dead wrote:
Who in their right mind would ever play a goblin?!

Freaks I tells ya!

DM Harpwizard wrote:
Xenh, are you going for a rogue? That would be awesome! As for a goblin, well, we are in Kaer Maga. That is actually not that strange.

Yar, rogue.

(does an awkward booty dance)

With Mobo playing one in another game, and it not being strange I'll continue along with my little goblin.

Thus far this is as far as I've gotten in building the little guy:

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=448064


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Divine Gamemaster of the Abyss and below...

Goblin is perfectly ok - but expect your brethren to sell bomb-rigged animals at street corners!


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

This ought to be interesting.


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Female Tiefling - Demon Spawn Fighter(Lore Warden)/2 - Oracle(Lore)/1 - Sorcerer(Crossblooded-Draconic(gold)/Orc)/2 - Dragon Disciple/1 [HP 52/52; AC18,T13,FF15; F+5,R+6,W+5; Per+7; Init +2]

Mobo is not a goblin, he is an Ogre Launched Shooting Machine.


Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Zyren Zemerys wrote:
Goblin is perfectly ok - but expect your brethren to sell bomb-rigged animals at street corners!

Jinx is done.

Awaiting your perusal, if you notice a glaring error, or something that's contra-kosher let me know.

Tag me into the game coach!

(dons helmet and runs the wrong way)


Male Half-Elf (Taldan) Bard (Archivist) 7 Drow Stats 51/51 hp;AC 19/T 14/FF 16; F +2/R +8/W +3; Int/Wis Skills -1

A heads up: I have a 2-week trip to Italy coming up Saturday. I should have ready access to wi-fi for an occasional peak (and hopefully post) at the boards, but I doubt it will be a priority, as I am tour directing for our group. DM-PC Sebastian (you know...quote some obvious facts but look good doing it) as needed if there is too much of a delay.


Playing with aliases.

<test>


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Male Half-Elf (Taldan) Bard (Archivist) 7 Drow Stats 51/51 hp;AC 19/T 14/FF 16; F +2/R +8/W +3; Int/Wis Skills -1

Watch out. You might go blind playing too much.


Male Gnome Sorcerer/9 - (HP: 49/49 - AC20;FF17;T18 - F+5;R+6;W+7 - Init+9 - Per+11)

Actually, I do believe that playing with aliases has been banned in several southern states.


Fluid Inter-dimensional physically detached consciousness Roguish Healer/4

You're not going to choose a new pic for Jinx?


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Twilightrose wrote:
You're not going to choose a new pic for Jinx?

(struts out of the dressing chamber wearing only attitude and a smile)

Ta da!

p.s. Thanks for the reminder :)

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