You did hurt my feelings for a about 2 solid minutes there, hahaha. ;)

Page 159. Wowzaa.

Bilbo - the influx of so called 'characters' and the non-reaction and acceptance by the DM was why I pulled out of that one. But yeah, some of the concepts were a bit off.

Shifty - I'll come out and say it, the Goblin was being a d1ck - pure and simple. Pretty much all he did during the blissfully short time he was in your party was jump around screaming "Look at me, look at me"... so yeah, with you there.

I pulled mine after I saw you yank the eject. Why keep applying with NPCs? So confusing. Hahaha. I have seen a couple of them around the recruitments constantly applying in the same manner. Even after others ask why they have failed to read the guidelines for recruitment.

Wow, an avalanche of applications!?

We surely have two spots left-I'm not sure about a third one (7 people parties are a bit crowded, eh?).

Are all three of you equally interested and in for the long haul?

In for the long haul, I am !!!!

Wow, an avalanche of applications!?

We surely have two spots left-I'm not sure about a third one (7 people parties are a bit crowded, eh?).

Are all three of you equally interested and in for the long haul?

ZZ, can I assume 6th level?

Wow... that's a lot of sugar

I think I may need someone to take over for Bree and Alana for a little while. Not only did I just have the carpal tunnel surgery on my right hand but I'm also getting slammed with two major course papers and a media presentation in my classes. I'll try to post, but if it seems like I'm falling behind or someone is waiting for me, then please take over.

Ugh... ugh.... thats just tooooo much Gummi! :p

Rightyo Breelana!

We'll try and keep it a bit Mills and Boon and not too much Penthouse Forum. :)

Get well soon!

Are there any good printed references in Golarion for Vudra? I have always wanted to play a Hindi flavored character.

Wow... that's a lot of sugar

Pretty sure that if I tried to consume that I would fail my Fort check almost immediately. Yikes.

Pretty foul.

Ugh... ugh.... thats just tooooo much Gummi! :p

never too much gummi! i dunno, i used to scarf a gummi rat every time i found one. Eating a whole python is pretty tempting...

I did buy the smaller gummi worm (only three pounds or so) for my sugar loving brother. His review was that it was far too big to actually just bite into... and it was somewhat surreal eating gummi with a knife and fork.

Even then that little one took him over a year to eat.

I had the same problem with this huge 2 lb gummi bear my friend bought me. Sure I ate it in one sitting, but it took a while.

If you need another PC in HoD I'll step in, otherwise Mark and Spaz are fine, Mark has his character concept more laid out than I do currently.

*Bows to DragonBlood* - roger roger. From when the previous homewrecker signed up, the details were:

You start with 33k xp and we use medium progression. For buying starting equip, you get half of the wbl table.

You may choose two traits.

Monster races are maybe permitted - depends on the actual race choice.

First level hp die is full, then normal rolls.

So unless confirmed otherwise I'll build off of that.

This will be the salvaged profile once I've scoured away the Nagaji and found a Wayang profile pic.

HP Rolls: 10 + 5d10 ⇒ 10 + (3, 5, 6, 5, 1) = 30

if ones are rerolled: 29 + 1d10 ⇒ 29 + (4) = 33 Probably good he'll be a bow fighter primarily.

For the Piggy: 6d8 ⇒ (3, 6, 6, 7, 6, 3) = 31

OK Thanks Mark.

hp rolls 8 + 5d8 ⇒ 8 + (5, 5, 5, 2, 8) = 33

Keke, then we have two solid applicants!

Hps are rolled yes, 1s can be rerolled though.

Wow... that's a lot of sugar

I think I almost went into Hyperglycemia just looking at that!

3k calories pfff...

LOL: nice stuff

Short getaway. Be back on Sunday.

LOL: nice stuff

Crazy.

3k calories pfff...

Erm 37k calories... :p

Zyren Zemerys wrote:

3k calories pfff...

Erm 37k calories... :p

I should eat one in front of my command the day before a fitness test, haha.

Great way to be s&$!ting out your insides the day of the fitness test.

Think command gets the last laugh there.

Oh and then they PT you some more.

You know. Because it's hilarious to watch you jog while crapping out a 7ft sugar python.

:D

Granted given how some army fitness programs are you'll have burned all those calories within the hour.

Yeah its funny how many calories are in a CRP (a bucketload), and yet even gorging the thing down you STILL lose a stack of weight out field.

I have always been amazed by the how many you burn just from being in kit. When I was still a launcher crewman we would burn through a ton. Lots of running,climbing and lifting heavy bits.

Yep!

Carting loads, especially in the heat...

On that note, TBC, but am likely to be away for 4 weeks in Jan. Off to the Aussie outback mid summer... can't wait for those scorching days in our most unforgiving terrain. Better than freezing I suppose.

Indeed, I will potentially be away for about the same amount of time in Feb.

January as mid-summer....what a wierd concept.

Yeah gets bloody hot too... the Australian summer gets really intense sunlight (thin ozone layer!) and the days will be that horrid weather where it sits at 35-40c day and then still stay hot at night.

Much sweat!

That is how it was in Okinawa, too. It felt like you were under a magnifying glass even when the ambient temp wasn't that high. The hot at night is the worst, man. Nothing like being inside of a giant plastic tarp with no AC and trying to sleep.

Yep!

Carting loads, especially in the heat...

On that note, TBC, but am likely to be away for 4 weeks in Jan. Off to the Aussie outback mid summer... can't wait for those scorching days in our most unforgiving terrain. Better than freezing I suppose.

Taking notes:

Did I make any mistakes?

Harry finds someone female to sleep with.

"Harry I think it's time you took one for the team bud. Mammy Graul needs to be tamed."

Here's Spazmodeus' cleric of pharasma submission - just the crunchy bits...have to figure out his background etc.

Nothing like being inside of a giant plastic tarp with no AC and trying to sleep.

On this one we will be out in the dirt for the whole month, so its just sleeping bags under the stars (on the nights you plan on getting enough sleep to warrant pulling the bag out, rather than just lying on the ground using your wbbing as a pillow, and the occasional hootcie for the rain :)

Taking notes:
Harry finds someone female to sleep with. Only hot chicks need apply
Auri has delusions of grandeur and tries burning things. Those aren't 'delusions', they are 'factoids'
Bloodless is happy as can be because there are no completely insane women in the party at present. Oh the sweet serenity...
Cedrick hangs out with his new puppies. Whilst working out how to kill half the crew
Attalas trades limericks with Mobo and Jez while occasionally swinging his sword and causing massive damage to anyone and anything nearby. Preferrably if they are edible

Did I make any mistakes?

Alcheringa is still looking for enough cash to build his drop-in macrobiotic and organic soy-latte (not vegan though) cafe with reused/recycled materials catering to Kaer-Maga's underground Hipster scene with a hemp clothing making and paper pressing - before it all goes commercial and mainstream...

Bilbo Bang-Bang wrote:

Nothing like being inside of a giant plastic tarp with no AC and trying to sleep.

On this one we will be out in the dirt for the whole month, so its just sleeping bags under the stars (on the nights you plan on getting enough sleep to warrant pulling the bag out, rather than just lying on the ground using your wbbing as a pillow, and the occasional hootcie for the rain :)

tirion wrote:

Taking notes:
Harry finds someone female to sleep with. Only hot chicks need apply
Auri has delusions of grandeur and tries burning things. Those aren't 'delusions', they are 'factoids'
Bloodless is happy as can be because there are no completely insane women in the party at present. Oh the sweet serenity...
Cedrick hangs out with his new puppies. Whilst working out how to kill half the crew
Attalas trades limericks with Mobo and Jez while occasionally swinging his sword and causing massive damage to anyone and anything nearby. Preferrably if they are edible

Did I make any mistakes?

Alcheringa is still looking for enough cash to build his drop-in macrobiotic and organic soy-latte (not vegan though) cafe with reused/recycled materials catering to Kaer-Maga's underground Hipster scene with a hemp clothing making and paper pressing - before it all goes commercial and mainstream...

Sorry, my experience with Alcheringa and your other personalities is limited.

I have slept under more than one military vehicle,that is to be sure,lol.

What went wrong on that Realms recruitment? I meant to apply there (had a halfling cavalier from the Purple Hills all ready and waiting) but lost the deadline, sadly :(

So what are the tactics we'll use on this ogre? Karlan gets his attention, then Marek and Harry move on him? I couldn't quite get it from the last posts.

I think it is flank and spank. You will all get +2 att/dam from Inspire Courage as soon as I go. I believe you, Harry and Karlan are going after the ogre, Celestra and I are supposed to annoy the dogs to try to eliminate their ability to flank.

I was thinking we just shoot him until he picks a side to charge. Then flank and spank. Chargin him is dumb. Filling him full of arrows before he thinks about it is smart.

I'm kindda excited for this fight; Marek arrived at least one round too late for the Sandpoint Devil party.

Yeah I would suggest that Karlan open up on the bad guy, probably with Smite and then an arrow party. Once Karlan opens up we all do. By the time the Ogre picks a direction it might be all over.

Damn, the magus is complicated; I typed my first full round action on Word and it took a page and a half. I thought "hey, I play a fighty bard on other campaign, the magus must be like that". Boy was I wrong!

dont see how it can be complicated.

Swift: Arcane Poop for +whatever

Move: Move to dude

Attack

Next Round

Full Spell Combat
Concentration check to cast touch spell of choice including a spoilered spell description for ze german gm's convenience.

spellstrike attack with said spell.

Continue attack sequence as normal.