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Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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Osirion

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- Sebastian, I accept the belief that you're a minion of evil slowly working his will upon us all in order to drag us kicking and screaming into the pit. You do it with such finesse and style, we're enjoying the ride.

- I accept the belief that Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

- I accept the belief that I'm not really a zombie, but I am willing to learn!

- I accept the belief that Paizo made developed a kick ass game and an awesome campaign setting.

- I accept the belief that one day the world will bow down before the awesome might of the PMG. ALL HAIL OUR DIGITAL OVERLORD.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

"Future"?!!

Osirion

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Fixed it. Sorry sir!


Aberzombie wrote:
- I accept the belief that Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Yay beer! I need one!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.

Silver Crusade

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I accept the belief that all is full of love.

I also accept the belief that Bjork is still kind of creepy to many.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.

The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(

Silver Crusade

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.
The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(

CALL 911

Qadira

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.
The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(

With those meds, who needs a beer?


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I believe that we should not taunt happy fun ball.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.
The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(
With those meds, who needs a beer?

Meds + beer (or alcohol of any kind, actually) = :)


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I hug. I drink. I do bong hits. I am content.

Qadira

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Kruelaid wrote:
I hug. I drink. I do bong hits. I am content.

+1

I believe also that things for the most part will generally work themselves out in a fairly satisfactory manner if you keep a positive attitude.

I also believe that karma is a stone b%*$#, and although not a Christian, I firmly believe in that biblical maxim: "As ye sow, so shall ye reap."


I believe I will one day learn to wait until the very last possible moment.


I believe that, if there's drinking involved, it will most certainly end up as MY KINDA PARTY!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I believe that - one day - I shall attend Paizocon! And there will be much rejoicing.

Qadira

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Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that - one day - I shall attend Paizocon! And there will be much rejoicing.

I believe my wife said next year we could go! And much squeeing was heard from the monkey!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that - one day - I shall attend Paizocon! And there will be much rejoicing.
I believe my wife said next year we could go! And much squeeing was heard from the monkey!

Huzzah!

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f!+~ing life.

Qadira

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Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s#~% with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

Qadira

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*$* with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

+10000000000000000000000000

Sczarni

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Mikaze wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.
The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(
CALL 911

Calling 911 for Beer

note: please don't do this, EMT's, Dispatchers, and Cops don't like it.

/PSA

Andoran

Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.

Nonsense! A cold only means you need whiskey!

Andoran

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.

Qadira

Madclaw wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.

Maybe some one should do a thesis on it.


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I believe that endless copycat threads that pretend to protest trolling are a more obnoxious form of trolling than the more honest crap.


Madclaw wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.

We have something coming out for this.

Qadira

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I believe I could use one-a dem beers you are brewing zombeh. Or maybe Kreully will stop by with some kind.

*sniff*

Smells like troll in here. Someone light a match.

Qadira

I believe one mans "honesty" is another's passive-aggressive

Spoiler:
Explosive Runes

Osirion

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I believe I don't give a crap what some smarmy little a%!@%%! believes.

Qadira

Aberzombie wrote:
I believe I don't give a crap what some smarmy little a$$$~#* believes.

Do not say that too loud, they will feel persecuted.

Qadira

I accept that the current Alignment System is flawed and you should be forced to choose two of the following Words to describe your PC alignment:

Green
Labor
Federalist
National
Reform
Communist
Hemp
Democratic
Liberal
Federalist
Conservative
Republican
Workers
Progressive
Populist
Socialist
New
Libertarian
Nazi
National
Green
Labor


psionichamster wrote:
Mikaze wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Same here. I've been getting over a cold, so I cut down on my drinking.
The wife won't get me any beer while I am on the meds...the great big bully. :-(
CALL 911

Calling 911 for Beer

note: please don't do this, EMT's, Dispatchers, and Cops don't like it.

/PSA

Hee hee!


Madclaw wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.

done

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I believe it's Friday.

I believe it's the end of a pay period.

I believe I only have to work 5.5 hours today.

I'll believe that when I see it.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Speaking of drinking....I really need to start again.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

If you are unable to get the drinks to your mouth, you may have a drinking problem.

Qadira

TheWhiteknife wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.
done

*clap clap clap*

Deserves it's own thread!

Qadira

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I believe it is Friday afternoon

I believe that exercising after work will pay off in the long run

I believe I just ordered my wife a birthday present she will love

I believe that it is time to go home and walk my dogs and mow my lawn

I believe that the Divine Architect is indeed a most puissant and awesome divine GM


I belief in Disneyland.

Empire evidence in fife dayz.


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......


Crimson Jester wrote:
TheWhiteknife wrote:
Madclaw wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f%%+ing life.

+1

*sigh*

Any attention even if it's bad. I have enough of that s*++ with my daughter without pandering to some Internet tween with mental issues, thank you.

I've actually been thinking about it and potentially doing some research into Trolling and thinking it may actually be a psychological disorder.
done

*clap clap clap*

Deserves it's own thread!

Internet Aspergers Syndrome. Awesome.

Qadira

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I believe that despite all the good folk being Raptured today I will continue my lawn decapitation efforts.

Looks around

What...NO ONE qualified for the Rapture? Again?

DO-OVER!

Jeeze people, try to walk the straight and narrow next time, willya?

Andoran

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Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f~*!ing life.

:'(

Silver Crusade

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe that attention starved trolls really need to get a f~*!ing life.
:'(

Oh cheer up. Everyone knows you're hardly attention starved.

reassuring wink smiley

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that despite all the good folk being Raptured today I will continue my lawn decapitation efforts.

I believe thayt I will also attempt to decapitate my lawn, once the damn thing (hopefully) dries the f%%% out.

Qadira

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that despite all the good folk being Raptured today I will continue my lawn decapitation efforts.

I believe thayt I will also attempt to decapitate my lawn, once the damn thing (hopefully) dries the f@## out.

I know right? I walked out there ans it was like I was wading in a kiddy pool.

Oh, and I believe that I will rearrainge my RPG book collection and fiddle on the Internet until my friggin lawn dries out =P

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I believe I may also go to the mall and try to get some new pants for work.

Taldor

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I believe I will allow my back yard to remain a jungle for another weekend and go play some d6 Star Wars.

I also believe that next weekend will suck because I will need to clear out the jungle at that point. I believe I may need a Bushhog.

Qadira

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I believe I will stop my book shuffling and read some of this sweet Ultimate Magic that appeared on my doorstep.

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