Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Frank the Mime]

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[Aberzombie]

I believe last night was weird.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I can never thank the PMG enough for the creation of the Hide feature. If you are ever in Philadelphia, I will treat you to several alcoholic beverages and/or your choice of fine dining experience.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a coastal village is missing its idiot.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today's lunch was pleasant and fun.

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that after watching the 'debate' this past Wdenesday that I did not have anywhere near enough to drink.

For I witnessed numerous ears that need to removed from the rears of the beings that said ears are attached to.

I also believe that the much-needed mass removal of ears from rears will not occur until Aberzombie leads his shambling hordes forth to administer a worlwide enema.

[MissingNo]

Turin the Mad wrote:

I also believe that the much-needed mass removal of ears from rears will not occur until Aberzombie leads his shambling hordes forth to administer a worlwide enema.

Or until the stars come right and brains leak out of said ears, thus removing the problem entirely.

[Brother Faust the Elder]

MissingNo wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

I also believe that the much-needed mass removal of ears from rears will not occur until Aberzombie leads his shambling hordes forth to administer a worlwide enema.

Or until the stars come right and brains leak out of said ears, thus removing the problem entirely.

I sense the two happening rather close together. The stars come right, Aberzombie's hordes shamble forth and chow down, the survivors gibber in cosmic horror, the roaches take over.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I just flagged every single post in the latest polititroll thread.

I believe it was some of the usual suspects who seem a%#*&%@-ishly determined to reduce these message boards to a cesspool of argumentative crap.

[Orthos]

I believe I just hid it when I saw the topic already advertised the presence of the Usual Suspects.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my poor little buddy might have another ear infection.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe posting something with an authoritative tone and somewhat backed up by statistics does not mean that the ideas one may be championing aren't still huge flaming piles of crap.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Everybody knows statistics are made-up anyway.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's sad that there are more hidden threads than active ones here in the once-glorious Off Topic section.

[Orthos]

I believe the solution is clearly more silly cult threads. Who should we venerate first?

[Aberzombie]

I believe I've always thought Vic Wertz would make an awesome cosmic overlord.

[Orthos]

Make it so.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that after only two episodes of 666 Park Avenue I already find it to be far better than Revolution.

[Aberzombie]

I believe this traffic sucks ass. And not the nice kind of ass. I'm talking about rancid, wart-covered, ogre ass.

[Scintillae]

I believe that while I find Latin a very interesting language, it doesn't do squat for making other foreign language classes any easier to teach for a day.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that today was......weird.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my kid has made a habit recently of being REALLY cranky at bed time.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I miss shopping at Wal-Mart. I really love those stores. But Target is much closer.

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe being exhausted from so much gaming is an acceptable price.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's going to be a looonnnggg week.

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe that squishy casters should not stay 100ft away from the battle where no one can help them when they get in trouble.

[Orthos]

I believe my Ignore list has finally gotten long enough to start a second line.

I believe the longer it gets the lower my general stress level will go.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe your stress level will decrease even more when you don't even care enough to block them anymore.

[Orthos]

I believe that is what I have this alias for. Sadly I cannot perfectly emulate him all the time. Pesky emotions.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today may be filled with much "Gaaah!".

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm finally ready to give up on Revolution.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe I am a total hypocrite.

When PFO was announced and droves of opinionated nerds demanded it be done a certain way or else you'll loose their business, I vocally mocked them. :(

Now Gamespace, and I can't seem to keep my yap shut.

Why must the universe constantly strive to make me sympathize with people I would rather hate?

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that busy work inhales donkey junk.
I believe that I would much rather be doing something meaningful and productive.
Instead, busy work preceeds grilling and drinking.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy likes pop tarts.

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe I need to vocally mock Evil Lincoln.

[Aberzombie]

I believe everybody should at some point.

[Aberzombie]

I believe last night's episode of The Walking Dead was fawesome!

[Aberzombie]

I believe I made good time today.

[Aberzombie]

I also believe I once again successfully creeped out the co-worker in the cubicle next to me.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some people don't realize how much of an insufferable ass they are.

Spoiler:

Note: this does not include me, primarily because I know how much of an insufferable ass I am, but the people I piss off I consider to be douchebags anyway, so I tend not to give crap.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a bit of SMACKDOWN is awesome now and then.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I cannot wait until today is over with.

[Celestial Healer]

I believe I cannot wait until the week is over with.

Bring on Saturday!!!

[Garydee]

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

[Orthos]

I believe we get a lot of those and on a pretty frequent basis.

[Orthos]

I believe I am counting the days until this $%^*&@! election is over.

[Celestial Follower]

Garydee wrote:

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Boss, why do people keep hiding our thread?

[Gentleman Nurn]

Celestial Follower wrote:

Garydee wrote:

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Boss, why do people keep hiding our thread?

Keep digging.

[Garydee]

Celestial Follower wrote:

Garydee wrote:

I believe there's another thread worthy of hiding.

Boss, why do people keep hiding our thread?

Don't worry, CF. I love your thread. :)

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe this field exercise has been a waste of my time.