Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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Scarab Sages

I believe the children are our future.....

Scarab Sages

I believe I'm going to get more f~$!ing rain today!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
I believe I will stop my book shuffling and read some of this sweet Ultimate Magic that appeared on my doorstep.

I believe I have gas.... oh... here it comes. Yes.

Scarab Sages

What's that smell?


Aberzombie wrote:
I believe I'm going to get more f&+!ing rain today!

I believe you are right zombeh.

I believe my wife and I have a nurse and a day off, and in commemoration of this wonderful congruence of unlikely events we are going out together! Squee!

Scarab Sages

I believe I am jealous. I still haven't had a chance to see Thor.

Scarab Sages

I believe douchbag troll is douchbagt troll. Ain't nothing gonna change that, not even votes.


Aberzombie wrote:
I believe I am jealous. I still haven't had a chance to see Thor.

Haven't seen Thor. Haven't seen Pirates. Probably won't see X-Men.

Manila. Wife won't let me go out at night. She thinks I'll get kidnapped or stabbed. I think she's pulling my leg.

Scarab Sages

Kruelaid wrote:
Manila. Wife won't let me go out at night. She thinks I'll get kidnapped or stabbed. I think she's pulling my leg.

Absolutely! I don't see how anyone would want to kidnap you.


Great thread topic. Here's a few.

1. I am thirsty.
2. It is past a reasonably excusable hour.
3. This is a beer that I see before me.
4. This beer is not a mass-produced American pilsner.
5. I have room for one more.
6. I can reach this beer faster than you.
7. I am willing to do something to you if your reach for this beer.
8. I am willing for you to buy me this beer.

All kinds of beliefs! Some about exterior conditions; some about internal states!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Great thread topic. Here's a few.

1. I am thirsty.
2. It is past a reasonably excusable hour.
3. This is a beer that I see before me.
4. This beer is not a mass-produced American pilsner.
5. I have room for one more.
6. I can reach this beer faster than you.
7. I am willing to do something to you if your reach for this beer.
8. I am willing for you to buy me this beer.

All kinds of beliefs! Some about exterior conditions; some about internal states!

I really hope that you dont have the same disdain for mass-produced American lager, because Yuengling's is delish! It helps that I live an hour and a half from the brewery though.

Funny off-topic(if thats possible) story: Took tour of Budweiser brewery on vacation in St Louis. Tour guide hesitated at production floor, said lets skip this. Passing by, I looked in window of the door to see 2 men beating a conveyor line with prybars while (presumably) swearing loudly. Made me crack up pretty good.

Scarab Sages

I believe it's Monday.

I believe this week is going to be teh suck.

I believe I am dreading flying to Louisiana on Thursday. Not the Louisiana part, but the flying part. I dread my first flight with The Boy.


TheWhiteknife wrote:
Funny off-topic(if thats possible) story: Took tour of Budweiser brewery on vacation in St Louis. Tour guide hesitated at production floor, said lets skip this. Passing by, I looked in window of the door to see 2 men beating a conveyor line with prybars while (presumably) swearing loudly. Made me crack up pretty good.

Teamster power!


I believe I only have three days to Disneyland. Thank god the rapture was called off due to apathy.

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Thank god the rapture was called off due to apathy.

I heard it had something to do with Macho Man Randy Savage.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Thank god the rapture was called off due to apathy.
I heard it had something to do with Macho Man Randy Savage.

I have this image of the lord shaking his head saying I told John not to eat the mushrooms. Why does not anyone listen when I tell them Not to eat something?

Daniel was sniffing things and then writing them down, now I have idiots linking the two. great. No one listens.


I believe it is time to prep dinner!

I believe that today is mostly over, except for some good food, a little grinding of exp on EQ and an unwatched Game of Thrones.

I believe that I scored two-dozen sweet ass used books yesterday for just $25.

I believe that joy and happiness are what you make of them. For me it is watching my three dogs play while I type this and contemplate how I will prepare some chicken

*blink*


*blink*

Oooo and I believe Mr Postman left me a little present! Sone loot from Loot! Arneson's complete Blackmoor 3e books.. here I come!

*blink*

Scarab Sages

I believe..Ah f*#!! I'm not sure what I want to believe tonight.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Thank god the rapture was called off due to apathy.
I heard it had something to do with Macho Man Randy Savage.

I have this image of the lord shaking his head saying I told John not to eat the mushrooms. Why does not anyone listen when I tell them Not to eat something?

Daniel was sniffing things and then writing them down, now I have idiots linking the two. great. No one listens.

The Lord also told Harold Camping not to eat the mushrooms. But you know these a~*@~@*s: they're too busy hearing the Lord to listen to him.


I believe it is time to get ready for work!

I believe that it is waaaaay too early to be up, but, here we are ...

Scarab Sages

I believe this week is turning out just as crappy as I thought it would be.


I believe it is time to go start celebrating my three-day weekend! =D


Cheers, Pat. I'm happy to report I did get stalked with Stella and Guinness. Neither are strictly my favorites, but they are reliably good.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Cheers, Pat. I'm happy to report I did get stalked with Stella and Guinness. Neither are strictly my favorites, but they are reliably good.

Well, better believe something before you start drinking. It's the whole point of the thread, right?


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Cheers, Pat. I'm happy to report I did get stalked with Stella and Guinness. Neither are strictly my favorites, but they are reliably good.
Well, better believe something before you start drinking. It's the whole point of the thread, right?

Right!

Heh, heh. I said "stalked" instead of "stocked." "I do believe I am being stalked by pints of Guinness and chalices of Stella Artois!"

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Cheers, Pat. I'm happy to report I did get stalked with Stella and Guinness. Neither are strictly my favorites, but they are reliably good.
Well, better believe something before you start drinking. It's the whole point of the thread, right?

Right!

Heh, heh. I said "stalked" instead of "stocked." "I do believe I am being stalked by pints of Guinness and chalices of Stella Artois!"

This just in from Mairkurion:

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."


Very sad...since I haven't even started yet!

Sovereign Court

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Very sad...since I haven't even started yet!

Well get going!


I believe that watching women shop for clothing is a foretaste of damnation

I believe that my iPhone is my new idol, and I shall propitiate it with murdered electrons daily

Scarab Sages

I believe there's no such thing as too mcuh crawfish, but that if there were, I would have gone light years past that point yesterday.


I believe that I get an hour to go yardsaling. Let's hope there's some bibliophiles downsizing!

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
I believe there's no such thing as too mcuh crawfish, but that if there were, I would have gone light years past that point yesterday.

I believe that there is to such a thing as too much crawfish. The little buggers deserve to be stepped upon and squished beneath my feet.

We have had a war crawfish and I, since I was little. I have the scars to prove it and will stomp them whenever needed.


Aberzombie wrote:
I believe there's no such thing as too mcuh crawfish, but that if there were, I would have gone light years past that point yesterday.

I believe that this is true. What do believe pairs well with catfish, for drinking?

I also believe that Pat's beliefs are also full of truthdom, based on experience.

I believe that CrimJ's wasting of great food makes me sad.

The Exchange

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
I believe there's no such thing as too mcuh crawfish, but that if there were, I would have gone light years past that point yesterday.

I believe that this is true. What do believe pairs well with catfish, for drinking?

I also believe that Pat's beliefs are also full of truthdom, based on experience.

I believe that CrimJ's wasting of great food makes me sad.

This is war, it is not a waste of food. ;)


TheWhiteknife wrote:
I really hope that you don't have the same disdain for mass-produced American lager, because Yuengling's is delish!

It's my wife's new favorite (after Leinenkugel's, for some reason), ever since we went up to Pittsburgh to visit some of her relatives. I still prefer Yuengling's porter, however.


I believe that it's time to get that drink I earned by believing something!


TheWhiteknife wrote:
I really hope that you don't have the same disdain for mass-produced American lager, because Yuengling's is delish!

*glances at his Brooklyn Lager*

Doin' alright.

The Exchange

Just not a fan of beer.


Tonight's beer is, once again, Stella Artois.

*BURP* "Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect."

EDIT: NO, right after was actually more fitting. "I'll say this for him: he's consistent."


Crimson Jester wrote:
Just not a fan of beer.

Not your fault; probably just a flaw in your upbringing. I'll try not to hold it against you.

That said, without it you're missing out on roughly 50% of the proper D&D experience.


1 day later: Hennepin windfall. Life is good.


Evil Lincoln wrote:
1 day later: Hennepin windfall. Life is good.

Excellent! Have you been to the brewery? Highly recommended.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
1 day later: Hennepin windfall. Life is good.
Excellent! Have you been to the brewery? Highly recommended.

It's only a few hours drive, definitely on the summer to-do list.

I really need to get out to Paizocon next year and have a beer with all you paizopeople.


I believe I have a greater than 75% chance of making to Paizocon next year. Andd I am pretty stoked about that.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
I believe I have a greater than 75% chance of making to Paizocon next year. Andd I am pretty stoked about that.

I'll be there.


I believe the children are our future.


I believe everyone is a figment of my imagination... or maybe just a fig... I dunno.


I think, therefore I yam.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I think, therefore I yam.

I hate to burst your bubble, but it's much more likely that you're actually a sweet potato.

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