Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Aberzombie]

I believe I will accpet the orc's invitation to kick him when he's down.

SUCK IT BRADY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe my tooth is gonna be hella sore when this novacaine wears off

[Bitter Thorn]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe there might be some weeping, shock, and general disbeliEd in New England this morning.

Bwahahahahahaha

I believe I can attest to that. Many a person was seen clutching their posterior in pain. There was not one game jersy to be seen.

Hee hee! I believe work sure was quiet this morning. After break, when we have our managerial indocrtrination session they recognized my awesome productivity (must remember to make more mistakes!) by giving me a Pats shirt. I just looked at it and handed it to the 18-yo dropout new hire.

LOL!

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe there are a lot of sour grapes basement dwellers that have nothing better to do than crap on other's parades. I believe that karma is a GD b&*&* and that gamers have loooooooooooong memories.

[Gruumash .]

I believe karma is a b*?#%h AZ.

I will remember that extra kicking while I was down. ;)

[Aberzombie]

Gruumash . wrote:

I believe karma is a b*?#%h AZ.

I will remember that extra kicking while I was down. ;)

neener neener neener

[Aberzombie]

I believe my wife has given me her sinus problems. Gee, thanks a lot.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some douchebags just can't resist blargin all over the fun.

[Gruumash .]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe my wife has given me her sinus problems. Gee, thanks a lot.

Ah I believe perhaps a bit of karma biting you there on the sinus problem.

As for the the last statement I completely agree.

Hope you feel better dispite you kicking me when I was down.

..... I need all the good kharma I can get

[Aberzombie]

I believe I am going to bed.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe the interview went well.

I believe I may have the job.

I believe it's wait-and-see time.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

I believe I am curious: what kind of job, Mr. Lincoln sir?

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's a short day today. I believe I may go down to Total Wine and More.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy must have gotten hold of some sugar somehow.

[Gruumash .]

I believe I need some sleep.

[Evil Lincoln]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

I believe I am curious: what kind of job, Mr. Lincoln sir?

I believe it is a Usability position in my native Massachusetts, kind goblin.

I believe that's my field of study.

I believe it would be nice not to feel the last five years were a waste.

I believe they'll have to offer me more than I used to make waiting tables.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I deserve a medal for my actions last night. Or perhaps some BttH. Some compensation is in order, I assure you.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Unreal Tournament is just as fun now as when I first played it 10 or so years ago.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Evil Lincoln wrote:

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

I believe I am curious: what kind of job, Mr. Lincoln sir?

I believe it is a Usability position in my native Massachusetts, kind goblin.

I believe I don't even know what that means, but did you get it yet?

[Aberzombie]

I believe that, sometimes, they come back. Sad, but what can you do.

[Gruumash .]

I believe that kidney stones are no fun at all.

[Bitter Thorn]

Gruumash . wrote:

I believe that kidney stones are no fun at all.

Ouch!

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that sometimes living in the People's Republic of Bastardchusetts sucks

[Evil Lincoln]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that sometimes living in the People's Republic of Bastardchusetts sucks

I believe living anywhere sucks, but you have to leave a place to miss it.

[Aberzombie]

I believe traffic on a Friday may be the worst of all traffic.

[Aberzombie]

I believe living in Louisiana did not suck, but I do still miss it. Not enough to ever actually move back, however.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I have left this place before, and missed it. I also believe that within two or three years I will no longer live here, and that is looking more like a smarter and smarter strategy. Although I believe Cape Cod will always have a spot in my heart I am tired of this state. Just plain ass-freakin tired of its rampant b!@$+&*@tery

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe that crushed ice, lime, Sprite Zero, and The Kraken Rum are a good mix before I start.

[Aberzombie]

I believe Mmmmmm......rum

[Aberzombie]

I believe the word 'burden' could win for understatement of the year.

[Aberzombie]

I believe butthurtdom and trolls go together like flies and s!#!.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe this is the morning that I see my shadow and go back to hibernating. See you all at Easter!

[Darth Knight]

I believe that time keeps on slipping into the future.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I slipped once.....

[Gruumash .]

I believe that I love this ole State of Massachusetts despite all of its problems. I lived away from it but always come back and I can't see myself leaving again.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I will be able to discuss the vagaries of Massachusetts and how your ascendancy to your New England fiefdom will fix things on Saturday, Lord One Eye! Ready the Orc hordes! On to Weston, Wayland, Wellesley and plunder !!!!

[Comrade Anklebiter]

Hells no, ex-Comrade Curtin!

I believe that the Free NH Goblin Resistance, allied with the Glorious Goblin Box-Throwing Guild (is that what you called it?) Local 52 shall finally rise up this Saturday, liberate New England from Dorkmash., "expropriate" Monica Bellucci (Seduction 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (2) + 25 = 27 yes!!) and strike a blow for revolutionary goblins everywhere!

Srly though:

Spoiler:

What's the deal with the Iron GM thing? You've got to whip up a module on the fly, right? And then you have to run it for strangers, right? 'Cos I'm a stranger, is all I'm sayin', and I'd rather play in your game than play Cthulu with strangers. If that's possible. Or, if the planets (and the timeslots) are properly aligned, I could do both!

[Patrick Curtin]

You can have our hot babes when you pry them from our cold dead paws you Godless Communerd! Back to your NH packie and fetch me a case of Sam Adams Winter lager. Chop chop!

Spoiler:

Actually I am playing, and there were slots open for the 10am game as of yesterday. I plan to be ruthless in my criticism. I love the sound of nerd sobbing in the morning. It sounds like ... Victory

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

I believe: Never!!!

Spoiler:

You're one harsh Bobby Duvall-quoting monkey. I, of course, am all about love and would say only soothing things, but, hmmm, maybe I'll try for that.

[Aberzombie]

I believe bacon is one of the greatest gifts God ever gave to mankind, and that it truly can make any meal in which it is included better.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a short work day is on order, although not as short as I'd like it to have been.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe it is time to go to the gym *sigh*

I also believe that my hippy acquaintance who helps me 'drink' is MIA. And here I was looking forward to 'drinking' with Leon Trotsky's disreputable bastard goblin great-grandson. Boo

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's damn windy outside.

[Stockvillain]

I believe this bloody "Kinect" is trying to kill me, or to at least make me look like more of an arse before it secretly distributes my pictures to the interwebs . . .

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe if there is some kind of Paizo-New-England-Beer-Meet, I would drive all the way back east to attend.

[TriOmegaZero]

I believe I need recommendations on what alcohol to try next. Preferably something that comes in sample sized bottles in case I don't like it.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some people are just a$#*!#+s who like to try and start arguments.

I believe the circus was FAWESOME and my boy had fun.

I believe nilla wafers and Dr. Pepper is an interesting combination.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that things have better than average odds of sucking ass between now and the beginning of April.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some people can't help but be pain-in-the-ass, pretentious, bean-counting, little pricks.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe that whenever Aberzombie complains about an individual, I somehow conclude that it is me he is talking about... even though I scarcely ever interact with him.