Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Urizen]

I believe there is a need to execute order 66.

[Lance Bombardier Orthos]

I believe we'll need a confirmation on that! Standard procedure, sir. *hand hovers over the launch button*

[Aberzombie]

I believe this bears repeating...

Paizo wrote:

...threads started with incendiary titles for the specific purpose of starting a flame war will earn the poster a temp ban, no warning, from now on.

...was more wishful thinking that actual threat.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe I'd like to know which thread that was from...

[Aberzombie]

Kryzbyn wrote:

I believe I'd like to know which thread that was from...

It's from the sticky at the top of the Off Topic Section - a post made by Josh Frost.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe that's old, then.

[The Mad Badger]

I believe I have been called a terrorist by a droll little troll.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe most instances of 'troll calling' are pot/kettle situations...

EDIT: I believe that sounded personal, it wasn't meant to be, just an observation in general...

[The Mad Badger]

I believe you maybe right Kryzbyn. Perhaps my warts are showing some.

[Kryzbyn]

Again, apologies.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there are, unfortunately, many instances of pot/kettle on these boards.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe you still hold out hope for a reasoned debate on this forum Badger. Good luck with that.

I believe I just had a lot of fun exercising my ø button on a lot of Nouveau Trollé threads. I believe it still remains very satisfying to see their crazy/sophomoric/ludicrous topics go bye bye.

I also believe trolling is in the eye of the beholder. I also believe that trollishness is contagious, and the best way to avoid warts is to not engage those who don't give a shit about whatever lame stupidity they want to retch all over the forum.

[Urizen]

I believe I could troll for some beer holding.

[Aberzombie]

I believe, sadly, that the phrase "flag it and move on" doesn't mean jack or shit if nothing is done about the flagged posts.

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I also believe trolling is in the eye of the beholder.

I believe having a beholder around would do a lot of good. Charm Monster! Flesh to Stone! Enervation! Disintegrate!

[Aberzombie]

I believe today has the potential to be a get stuff done day.

[Celestial Healer]

I believe life is too short to dwell on the opinions of small minds.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe another week and the jingoistic juggernaut will sleep for another two years.

[Aberzombie]

I believe if life had a "hide" feature work would be much more fun.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe that my house is full of my favorite people, and today either an archmage or all of their PCs will die.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I will plan on taking off work on Friday so that I can accomplish some long-needed repair work to my house.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe my four-year campaign is over. No PCs died in the final session, despite my best efforts.

[Orthos]

I believe Congratulations are in order.

[Orthos]

I believe I have established a morning routine. Get food, get soda, check FAWTL, hide new @#*&!%^$ threads.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that routine will leave the OTD much tidier. I believe I have a few new threads to ø now

[Aberzombie]

I believe the posts I'm seeing from some people on these boards makes me glad I don't live anywhere near them.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I believe my answer to "who the f@~! gives a crap about Americans" in the Paizo Printing in Chinese Slave Labor Gulags thread is validated.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it might be a Popeyes day.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I gotta get some shite done. The blessed rain pours down!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe sequels can often be cool, entertaining and a little exciting.

[Ragadolf]

I believe my wife finally found a job!

Now I believe I will continue praying that we hope it's as good as we hope it is. ;)

And now I believe I shall indulge in a celebratory grilling of meat and consumption of hard cider.

And then I believe I shall still have to mow my yard.
(I also believe that the consumption of charred meat and hard cider will make me much less grumpy about yardwork. It always has so far!)

[Kryzbyn]

I believe if I continue to read the politcal stuff on the boards here I'll forget this is a small cross section of folks and lose all faith in humanity.

[Orthos]

Kryzbyn wrote:

I believe if I continue to read the politcal stuff on the boards here I'll forget this is a small cross section of folks and lose all faith in humanity.

I believe you would be welcome among the cynics, brother.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy gets very excited over Froot Loops.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe I miss things like that bringing a smile to my face.

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that Iron Sky was a very fun movie to have seen. Two kinves up!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Orthos wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

I believe if I continue to read the politcal stuff on the boards here I'll forget this is a small cross section of folks and lose all faith in humanity.

I believe you would be welcome among the cynics, brother.

I thunk I was a cynic once.

Then, I slipped on some ice whilst carrying coffee. I looked at my cup and reflexively and, like, totally nonsarcastically said, "hey. It's half full."

So deep down maybe I'm an optimist after all.

[Orthos]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

I believe if I continue to read the politcal stuff on the boards here I'll forget this is a small cross section of folks and lose all faith in humanity.

I believe you would be welcome among the cynics, brother.

I thunk I was a cynic once.

Then, I slipped on some ice whilst carrying coffee. I looked at my cup and reflexively and, like, totally nonsarcastically said, "hey. It's half full."

So deep down maybe I'm an optimist after all.

Yeah, my response would have been ".... It figures. *grumble grumble gripe*"

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

heh heh...

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe rainy Sundays are teh suxxors

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I want rain so bad.....heh heh

[Aberzombie]

I believ I wouldn't mind sending you some of the stuff we've been getting.

Although I believe this is the greenest my lawn has stayed in several years.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some posters can't help but try to be know-it-all douchetrollls.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I believe Heathy is welcome to all the rain we've been getting too.

I believe I love ∅ a little more each day.

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I believe I love ∅ a little more each day.

I believe I've got it down to an art: as soon as I see anyone on a certain list of names is the thread starter, insta-hide.

[ANebulousMistress]

I believe I don't actually know what it takes to get a warning on these boards.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I do, but revealing that knowledge would probably get me a warning.

[Aberzombie]

I believe some people can kiss my lily white ass.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I will laugh at the young punks who think their sophomoric pronouncements do any thing but make them look ridiculous. Then I shall laugh again when I realize that time and their idiocy will beat them down anyway.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's very noble to defend a friend against someone else's depredations, and yet still come off being a complete dick.