Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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I believe today there shall be red beans and rice for lunch.


I believe that beans are a very poor substitute for brains. Are you feeling well, AZ? ;)

~squiggle~


I believe that the teenage boy is off to camp for a week.

I believe that this is a good time to tackle cleaning his closet. :)

(He keeps his room awesome, his closet,... not so much) ;P

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I believe this project sucks balls. BIG. HAIRY. GOAT. BALLS.

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I believe I don't trust my company to keep me employed once this job is finished.

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I believe it might finally be time to update my "To Do" list. It's been nearly a year....

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I believe I just heard one of the weirdest stories ever from some old lady here in the office I'm working at.

Apparently, there are ants in or around her house whom she claims are constructing something that resembles the device she bought that's supposed to get rid of them.

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I believe the Universe can kiss my lily-white ass.

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I believe getting old is like taking a ferret to the dangly bits.


I believe in other people.

I'm trying to have the same belief in myself

I can't believe I didn't know about this thread until this morning

I believe that a hint of satire and sarcasm, mixed with internet philosophers, will usher in a better tomorrow


I believe there's always room for one more.

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I believe tonight is GAME NIGHT!!!

WOOT!! Rime of the Frost Maiden!!

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I believe I'll be happy when the kids go back to school in a few weeks.


I believe that after several weeks, I have now read every post in this thread!

I believe this thread has taught me many fun new words like FAWESOME, craptastic, and jackassery.

I believe that I accidentally flagged a post somewhere in this thread and didn’t know how to undo it, so if that post was yours, I sincerely apologize.

I believe this thread has really helped me take my mind off things and given me a reason to smile.

I believe a toast is in order for you all - CHEERS!

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I believe my apathy might have developed its own sentience. I also believe the Universe can continue to kiss my lily white ass.


I believe that no matter how deeply you want people to play by the rules, you’re inevitably going to be disappointed.

I believe that a good pint of Guinness can go a long way toward counteracting that disappointment.

I believe that a sunset like the one in my neck of the woods tonight is also a good counterbalance.

And I believe that I’m really happy that today is the first day of Autumn!

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I believe it’s been a thoroughly adequate day.

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I believe it’s been a pretty decent Friday so far (as Fridays of the last few years go).

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I believe I’ll get a new map finished today.

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I believe it’s hard to restrain myself from acquiring more books in the old History of World Architecture series.

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Also, I believe allergies can kiss my lily-white heinie.

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