I believe that grilling nounds o' chow 3 out of the previous 4 days is the awesome.
I also believe that my gaming group, quirks and all, are the awesome.
I believe that they will have a lot of fun killing my PCs in the near future. ^__^
I believe I want this week over
I believe we're are at the one week mark zombeh
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I believe that the Supreme Court's decision is going to drive many to drink... *proceeds to get royally plastered*
I believe that having my hands turn purple from diggin in the snow was not the plan I had for today.
I believe a lot of stupid sh@t before and during my Drunkage. I never forget and I never forgive....JMD031 I'll be following you around So dont get to comfortable! If I dont swing hard enough the first time I'll watch and laugh the last few seconds. Long Live Peasantbane Long Live Freedom
I believe it's time to get moving!
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I believe that the Supreme Court's decision is going to drive many to drink... *proceeds to get royally plastered*
I believe we're all pretty much f+!!ed now.
I believe my check liver light is flashing horribly red.
I believe we're all pretty much f#&&ed now.
I believe An election is right around the corner. I further believe the devil we don't know is not going to be any better than the devil we know.
I believe these posts should have had their order reversed.
I believe An election is right around the corner. I further believe the devil we don't know is not going to be any better than the devil we know.
I believe in operant conditioning.
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I believe I never want to work to earn profit for someone I don't know personally. Lately I can't help but feel some people don't "work" at all in the sense that I consider it — they don't create anything, and their profits come from the intellectual legacy of others, driven by the physical and mental labor of others.
Those bastards will never see a dime from me that I am not legally obligated to give them. I refuse to believe, as I have been told, that inserting myself into some lower-middle tier of their wealth machine is the only path open to me.
I believe we should be allowed to have options.
And I believe those options are slowly but surely going away.
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I believe I will never bow down to the fascist governmental nanny nazis who insist I confirm to their tabulation charts and never question their edicts
I believe I will always decry the faceless hordes of bureaucrats in their warrens, endlessly plotting to deny others the freedoms they lack themselves while justifying their salaries and pensions.
I believe I will always kick sand in the face of this hypocriticall circle jerk of corporation-government-lobbyist-bureaucrat that plays at fighting each other while privately stroking each other's parts.
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I believe that if you go left or right far enough, you end up in the same place.
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I believe that if you go left or right far enough, you end up in the same place.
Gibbering in the padded cell of an asylum?
I believe that if you go left or right far enough, you end up in the same place.Gibbering in the padded cell of an asylum?
They called me mad! Mad I tell you! I'm not mad! I'm ANGRY!
I believe that if you go left or right far enough, you end up in the same place.Gibbering in the padded cell of an asylum?
That would be several degrees more comforting than the truth.
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In this case the signs of the asylum read "House of Representatives" and "Congress" ... sounds pretty accurate to me. ^___^
Well I never!
I believe that chocolate cake makes everything better.
I believe that the cake is a lie.
I believe I could have lived without ever seeing that particular turn of phrase X_X
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I believe that Zen is a "you had to be there" joke.
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I believe in 24 hours I will be fleeing down the streets of Seatlle with a zombie on my tail!
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Larry The Cable Guy: I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.
Jeff Foxworthy: I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.
Larry The Cable Guy: I believe... that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors.
Larry The Cable Guy: I believe the Crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stool.
Larry The Cable Guy: I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.
Bill Engvall: I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.
Bill Engvall: I believe that the phrase "time in a bottle" refers to the amount of beer you can drink before last call.
Bill Engvall: I believe that if you want to wear a thong, you should have to go through an application process.
Ron White: I believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse, and I'm quoting a New York City judge on this one.
Larry The Cable Guy: I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.
Jeff Foxworthy: I believe the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public bathroom.
I believe that home-made sub sandwiches are awesome.
I believe having the flu in the middle of summer sucks.
I believe more petshops should be closed as swiftly as the most recent one.
I believe it's harder and harder every day to believe in the maxim of "Never attribute to malice what can be blamed on stupidity".
Not because of a lack of stupidity either, but rather a growth of malicious stupidity in place of ordinary oblivious stupidity.