Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[I can't hear you]

LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

[Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe]

Strums Lucille

I believe there seems to be alot of muthafnckers blind to the fact
That a troll is gonna be just that
And this type of ignorance is the reason why
So many posters accounts is in the gawdamned archives
Intelligence is on call
You don’t treat a troll like a poster who behaves hisself
Are you the type who wont put a troll on ignore
Then you’re a troll-assed n00bly whore
Gawdamed hound
Pound for pound
You knew the troll when he was trolling the whole town
He trolled you and gave your buddies a snark
But your trick ass fell for his strawman lark
Tried to change his mind make him less blind
You keep putting your damn rep in danger
Fronting posters about that stupid-ass trifling troll
You gotta let a troll be a troll

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm feeling somewhat....musical....today.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm no longer feeling musical, but I am feeling very pretty.

[Darth Knight]

Yes that thorny bush brings out the maggots in your eyes.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my love of the hide feature is renewed almost every day. It even works great on threads that should have stayed dead!

[Urizen]

I believe I find that above comment ironic ... coming from a zombie.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the dryer may once more have gained sentience and decided to rebel against my benevolent dictatorship.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe showing the rebel the two bricks you propose to chastise it with on the heavy-duty cycle will entice it back into quiescence

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some people can't help but post in the most douchified manner possible.

[Aberzombie]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe showing the rebel the two bricks you propose to chastise it with on the heavy-duty cycle will entice it back into quiescence

I believe your suggestion has worked. Next time, I threaten it's friend, the washing machine.

[Bitter Thorn]

I believe that made me LOL.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm looking forward to that Superbowl repeat - including a repeat of the outcome! GO GIANTS!!!

[Aberzombie]

I believe bacon is one of the most awesome gifts ever given to mankind.

[Crimson Jester]

Then why is it prohibited?

[Stockvillain]

I believe that gnomes creep me right the math out!

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Then why is it prohibited?

Bacon? Maybe for some poor bastards. But if they want to deny themselves the glory, that's all on them. Just means more for me.

[Crimson Jester]

yeah I guess from now on you can have mine.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that a nap is just the thing I need

[Aberzombie]

I believe....Mmmmmm....chicken fingers.

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe the gender-bias on the forums is much much worse than I thought.

I believe that fairness does not preclude sexiness, it enhances it.

I believe we can have our cheesecake and eat it too.

I believe it's time for a break.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe its time for another nap

[Röne Bartön]

I believe it's time for me to invest in some new skinny pleather pants.

[Bitter Thorn]

Crimson Jester wrote:

yeah I guess from now on you can have mine.

Ouch!

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe we're brewing beer today. :):):)

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe my nap was quite refreshing. Time to renew my belief in home made burgers

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy likes chicken.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that I am ready for my Sunday afternoon nap. gonna be an early work call Monday morning, gotta recharge the sleep batteries

[Garydee]

I believe Sundays can be a little boring without football.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy was a little freaked out by his new bathtub toy.

[Aberzombie]

I believe mornings are a tad bit easier when you've got a cooperative boy and a pen to put him in.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there are some pretty ballsy people around these parts who judge the work of others.

[Bitter Thorn]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe there are some pretty ballsy people around these parts who judge the work of others.

+1

[Aberzombie]

I believe that the next few months could very well suck major ass.

[Bitter Thorn]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that the next few months could very well suck major ass.

I hope you are pleasantly surprised.

[Gruumash .]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe I'm looking forward to that Superbowl repeat - including a repeat of the outcome! GO GIANTS!!!

I believe you are incorrect and that the Patriots will prevail this time and make me a happy man.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I am glad once again that I didn't participate in <redacted>

[Aberzombie]

I believe those <redacted> acting as <redacted> in the <redacted> can all <redacted> my <redacted>.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the Hide feature is still the best weapon against unwanted douchery.

[TOZ]

I believe there is no such thing as wanted douchery.

[TOZ]

I also believe that this alias thing is a tricky thing to manage.

[Dwayne Dibbley]

I'm Dwayne Dibbley!

[Aberzombie]

TOZ wrote:

I believe there is no such thing as wanted douchery.

Nonsense! I always enjoy Sebastian's posts.

[Aberzombie]

I believe there might be some weeping, shock, and general disbeliEd in New England this morning.

Bwahahahahahaha

[Evil Lincoln]

I believe that I've seen every possible thread three times.

[Patrick Curtin]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe there might be some weeping, shock, and general disbeliEd in New England this morning.

Bwahahahahahaha

I believe I can attest to that. Many a person was seen clutching their posterior in pain. There was not one game jersy to be seen.

[TriOmegaZero]

Evil Lincoln wrote:

I believe that I've seen every possible thread three times.

Only three?

I believe you need to lurk moar. :)

[Aberzombie]

I believe my boy enjoyed his first experience of Popeyes.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe there might be some weeping, shock, and general disbeliEd in New England this morning.

Bwahahahahahaha

I believe I can attest to that. Many a person was seen clutching their posterior in pain. There was not one game jersy to be seen.

Hee hee! I believe work sure was quiet this morning. After break, when we have our managerial indocrtrination session they recognized my awesome productivity (must remember to make more mistakes!) by giving me a Pats shirt. I just looked at it and handed it to the 18-yo dropout new hire.

[Gruumash .]

I believe that I am going to eventually recover from my heartbreak of my Patriots losing a second time to the dreaded Giants. Laugh and gloat AZ as you will.

Kick the poor orc when he is down but he will rise again. I am glutton for punishment.