Beliefs I accept before I start drinking


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Huh? Wuzzat?

Scarab Sages

I believe that some people are a little too much into fantasy.


I believe some people should be forced to take medication.


I believe you don't have to force me to take my meds.

Mmmmm....meds


I believe that I have to get off this iBorg, sharpen my writer's pencil and fire up the ganglion complex


I believe compassionate can still be lawful evil. I believe compassionate acts do not necessarily have to be good acts.

Scarab Sages

I believe it's a beautiful Saturday morning, here in my suburban setting.

Scarab Sages

I believe it's already 1100 and I haven't even begun my day yet.

The Exchange

ANebulousMistress wrote:
I believe compassionate can still be lawful evil. I believe compassionate acts do not necessarily have to be good acts.

I believe lack of compassion is in and of itself evil. But I also believe that this is not the thread to debate this.

Scarab Sages

I believe the leftovers I had for lunch were just as delicious as last night.

Scarab Sages

I believe that willful ignorance is an amazing, yet very sad, thing to see in people who claim to be intelligent and well educated.

Shadow Lodge

I believe that I have never claimed to be either.

Scarab Sages

I believe that the Walking Dead premier was pretty FAWESOME!

Scarab Sages

I believe I'm continually amazed by the new level of disgusting reached by some of the posts in the troll threads.

The Exchange

I believe I am shocked you are seeing them.


I believe ninja's sneak into my house when I'm sleeping and rearrange the furniture.


I believe scientists will one day invent fat-free bacon.

The Exchange

Turkey Bacon.


I believe imitation humans have left Antarctica and are slowly assimilating the human race.

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Turkey Bacon.

I believe that is blasphemy!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Turkey Bacon.

I do not believe this is bacon.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Turkey Bacon.

I believe I shall get a rope.

The Exchange

I did not invent the stuff.

Scarab Sages

I believe we could be convinced to be merciful, if you renounce the evils of the turkey bacon now and forever.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

I believe people may like this new pony, once they notice it.


New pony? NEW PONY?!? What have you done to my genetic source material now?!?

Scarab Sages

ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! Where is the new pony? What is the new pony?? I have to know!!!!

Scarab Sages

Never mind, Gary. I think I found it. And I must say - YOU ROCK!!!!

Scarab Sages

I believe the new pony is FAWESOME!!!!

Shadow Lodge

I believe I can't see the new pony.

Never mind, had to unfocus.


It's a disintegration pony.


I believe it's just a one trick pony.

Scarab Sages

I believe the PMG deserves a round of applause for the wonderful gift he gave me.

"And may their first child be a masculine child."

The Exchange

Xabulba wrote:
I believe it's just a one trick pony.

Heck of a trick.

The Exchange

I believe we now need on next to specific posters.

I also believe I won't get that.

However, this is almost as good.

Shadow Lodge

I believe this is as narrow as it gets.

First you could ignore forums.

Now you can ignore threads.

They've already said they won't let you ignore members.

They've gone from carpet bombing to shotguns, but they aren't going to sniper rifles.

Scarab Sages

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I believe that, with the new pony in place and functioning wonderfully, it may be time to revisit some of those sections I had previously closed due to troll issues.


Aberzombie wrote:

I believe the PMG deserves a round of applause for the wonderful gift he gave me.

"And may their first child be a masculine child."

Masculine boy or girl?

I believe masculine girls are underrated. We have the best fashion sense.

Scarab Sages

I don't know. You'd have to ask Luca.


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I believe I like my clean new OTD

Scarab Sages

I believe it's shiny, and new, and FAWESOME!

I believe we can put the fire and acid away!


I believe it's colder than a zombies balzac this morning.

Scarab Sages

swings his balzac around


Aberzombie wrote:
swings his balzac around

*waves a dollar bill*

Scarab Sages

One dollar? That's it?


I believe breakfast is the most useless meal of the day.


I believe that the worst thing about being on call is the intermittent feeling that you think you hear your cellphone ringing in the other room.


I believe Honore de Balzac's ghost is weeping at what 20th/21st-century Americans have done with his name.

The Exchange

The french Charles Dickens? meh.


Honore de Balzac, Internet Troll:

[With outrageously bad French accent]

Charles Dickens? [Spits]

My characters are secret agents, whores, and libertines. I believe they'd beat the crap out of David Copperfield, Fagin, and those twins from A Tale of Two Cities!

Also, my name is not your scrotum!

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