paizo.com Recent Posts in Troll Town;paizo.com Recent Posts in Troll Town;2011-05-23T01:31:51Z2011-05-23T01:31:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3292012-01-10T15:29:36Z2012-01-10T15:29:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gark the Goblin wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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Rule #7: Get off on it. I suggest catchphrasing "Hee hee!" or "ahahahahahahahah."</blockquote><p>I have sadly let "Goblins do it in the street!" fall into disuse. That changes today.Gark the Goblin wrote:Rule #7: Get off on it. I suggest catchphrasing "Hee hee!" or "ahahahahahahahah."
I have sadly let "Goblins do it in the street!" fall into disuse. That changes today.Don Juan de Doodlebug (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2012-01-10T15:29:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Kelsey MacAilberthttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3282012-01-10T05:57:32Z2012-01-10T05:57:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Kelsey—</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>>.>
<p><.<</p>
<p>I think I'm going to just stay out of religion and politics and avoid trollish behavior. If I absolutely must troll, I can always hop over to Stormfront and give them hell. It's not like they don't deserve it. The Paizo staff, however, doesn't need any more horseshit from me.</p>Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:Kelsey--
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I think I'm going to just stay out of religion and politics and avoid trollish behavior. If I absolutely must troll, I can always hop over to Stormfront and give them hell. It's not like they don't deserve it. The Paizo staff, however, doesn't need any more horseshit from me.Kelsey MacAilbert2012-01-10T05:57:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3272012-02-05T11:40:12Z2012-01-10T05:29:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:</div><blockquote>@The Agent of CHAOS: Could you please hold? I will put you in touch with our Customer Service Representative, Gark the Goblin. </blockquote><p>I got this.
<p>Rule #1: Deadpan, deadpan, deadpan: BE F%#!ING SERIOUS. You may or may not believe what you're saying, but you have to act like you do.
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Rule #2: Typographical errors. And grammar. Gotta have them.
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Rule #3: Offhand remarks! Assumptions about groups work really well, as do conspiracy theories.
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Rule #4: Cohesiveness: I find the most annoyance is attracted by statements of a short paragraph or two. However, if you're willing to write or post something very finished and sincere-sounding, go for it!
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Rule #5: Offensive content: Politics are the keys to a man's rage. You'll have to develop your own style
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Rule #6: Learn from the best. See RaHoWa.</p>
<p>Rule #7: Get off on it. I suggest catchphrasing "Hee hee!" or "ahahahahahahahah." Let your friends know about all the brillig trolling you've accomplished!
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Rule #8: Follow the rules, kids! (i.e. toe the line, dumbasses)
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Rule #9: Go where you're not wanted. F'rinstance: Ponych4n.
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Rule #10: Don't get counter-trolled.</p>Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:@The Agent of CHAOS: Could you please hold? I will put you in touch with our Customer Service Representative, Gark the Goblin.
I got this. Rule #1: Deadpan, deadpan, deadpan: BE F&!@ING SERIOUS. You may or may not believe what you're saying, but you have to act like you do.
Rule #2: Typographical errors. And grammar. Gotta have them.
Rule #3: Offhand remarks! Assumptions about groups work really well, as do conspiracy theories.
Rule #4: Cohesiveness: I find...Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)2012-01-10T05:29:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3262012-01-10T05:07:32Z2012-01-10T05:07:32Z<p>Did you know that fifth edition will incorporate <a href="http://www.facebook.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">FaceBook</a>?</p>Did you know that fifth edition will incorporate FaceBook?Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)2012-01-10T05:07:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;FuelDrophttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3252012-01-10T03:54:35Z2012-01-10T03:54:35Z<p>Pay attention to me! i'm important, and my opinion matters more than yours! i have the emotional maturity of a five year old! i'm... •Smashes troll across head with 2by4, pushes linp body off of chair and sits down.• sorry about that, i forgot to turn off my computer before getting a cup of hot chocolate. we now return you to your regularly schedualed troll-o-grams.</p>Pay attention to me! i'm important, and my opinion matters more than yours! i have the emotional maturity of a five year old! i'm... *Smashes troll across head with 2by4, pushes linp body off of chair and sits down.* sorry about that, i forgot to turn off my computer before getting a cup of hot chocolate. we now return you to your regularly schedualed troll-o-grams.FuelDrop2012-01-10T03:54:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3242012-01-10T03:39:08Z2012-01-10T03:39:08Z<p>David Bowie is dead!</p>
<p>Also, f!~& yeah fifth edition!</p>David Bowie is dead!
Also, f#$$ yeah fifth edition!Gark the Goblin (alias of Human)2012-01-10T03:39:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Evil Tim Tebow (alias of Urizen)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3232012-01-09T17:55:38Z2012-01-09T17:55:38Z<p>No one wanted to believe in me.</p>
<p>The unbelievers have been tebOWNED.</p>
<p>Suck it, Ben.</p>
<p>-ett
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Rev 3:16</p>No one wanted to believe in me.
The unbelievers have been tebOWNED.
Suck it, Ben.
-ett
Rev 3:16Evil Tim Tebow (alias of Urizen)2012-01-09T17:55:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3222012-01-08T15:40:50Z2012-01-08T15:40:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">George the Rabbit wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM&feature=player_detailpage" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Be very very quiet, we're hunting Trolls.</a> </blockquote><p>Well, if (and it's a big if) there's any positive results of resurrecting this thread, it's that I am reminded that I still have to rent this movie.George the Rabbit wrote:Be very very quiet, we're hunting Trolls.
Well, if (and it's a big if) there's any positive results of resurrecting this thread, it's that I am reminded that I still have to rent this movie.Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2012-01-08T15:40:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Trollthulhu (alias of Wolfthulhu)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3212012-01-08T15:31:52Z2012-01-08T15:31:52Z<p>Just want to say...</p>
<p>Shut the hell up. All of you, I'm trying to sleep.</p>Just want to say...
Shut the hell up. All of you, I'm trying to sleep.Trollthulhu (alias of Wolfthulhu)2012-01-08T15:31:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3202012-01-08T15:09:32Z2012-01-08T15:09:32Z<p>@The Bubbling Hippie: Pepper spray to the burrito!</p>
<p>@The Agent of CHAOS: Could you please hold? I will put you in touch with our Customer Service Representative, Gark the Goblin.</p>@The Bubbling Hippie: Pepper spray to the burrito!
@The Agent of CHAOS: Could you please hold? I will put you in touch with our Customer Service Representative, Gark the Goblin.Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2012-01-08T15:09:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S (alias of Treppa)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3192012-01-08T14:58:39Z2012-01-08T14:58:39Z<p>I need help. People say I'm really nice. How do I become a more effective troll?</p>I need help. People say I'm really nice. How do I become a more effective troll?Treppa, Agent of C.H.A.O.S (alias of Treppa)2012-01-08T14:58:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Chemically-enhanced attendant (alias of Patrick Curtin)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3182012-01-08T12:27:13Z2012-01-08T12:27:13Z<p>Like .... Mellow off, man</p>
<p>•bubble bubble•</p>
<p>Hay, can I get a spray of that stuff on my burrito?</p>Like .... Mellow off, man
*bubble bubble*
Hay, can I get a spray of that stuff on my burrito?Chemically-enhanced attendant (alias of Patrick Curtin)2012-01-08T12:27:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3172012-01-08T06:13:32Z2012-01-08T06:13:32Z<p>I go away for a day and you turn my beloved Troll Town into a hippie love-in?!?</p>
<p>Pepper spray to the face!</p>
<p>CJ, thank you for keeping it real, but you forgot "bastard."</p>I go away for a day and you turn my beloved Troll Town into a hippie love-in?!?
Pepper spray to the face!
CJ, thank you for keeping it real, but you forgot "bastard."Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2012-01-08T06:13:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3162012-01-07T19:06:42Z2012-01-07T19:06:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr.Fishy wrote:</div><blockquote> If Mr.Fishy post here does Mr. Fishy get "troll points"? </blockquote><p>Still waiting on mine.Mr.Fishy wrote:If Mr.Fishy post here does Mr. Fishy get "troll points"?
Still waiting on mine.TOZ (alias of TriOmegaZero)2012-01-07T19:06:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Crimson Jesterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3152012-01-07T18:51:28Z2012-01-07T18:51:28Z<p>hey Pinko Commie.</p>hey Pinko Commie.Crimson Jester2012-01-07T18:51:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3142012-11-15T18:57:57Z2012-01-07T18:14:40Z<p>TEEPEE FOR BUNGHOLE?!?!</p>TEEPEE FOR BUNGHOLE?!?!Spanky the Leprechaun (alias of Heathansson)2012-01-07T18:14:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Darth Knight (alias of Crimson Jester)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3132012-01-07T18:13:26Z2012-01-07T18:13:26Z<p>I feel a tremor in the force a feeling I have not felt since those street vendor tacos....</p>I feel a tremor in the force a feeling I have not felt since those street vendor tacos....Darth Knight (alias of Crimson Jester)2012-01-07T18:13:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;houstonderekhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3122012-01-10T03:37:51Z2012-01-07T17:48:07Z<p><—————-Gets a lot of latitude, but that's what being amazingly f%&•ing awesome does for a person.</p><-----------Gets a lot of latitude, but that's what being amazingly f@!$ing awesome does for a person.houstonderek2012-01-07T17:48:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Moorluckhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3112012-01-07T13:31:08Z2012-01-07T13:31:08Z<p>Awwwww, look at our little Anklebiter being all helpful and stuff. ;)</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Awwwww, look at our little Anklebiter being all helpful and stuff. ;)
[Spoiler omitted]Moorluck2012-01-07T13:31:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3102012-01-07T13:05:45Z2012-01-07T13:05:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Kelsey—</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>If I may add to the Burgomeister's eloquent post:
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Now, I hope I'm not breaking any unspoken/unwritten/unposted rules...</p>Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:Kelsey--
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If I may add to the Burgomeister's eloquent post: [Spoiler omitted]
Now, I hope I'm not breaking any unspoken/unwritten/unposted rules...Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2012-01-07T13:05:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3092012-01-10T05:55:38Z2012-01-07T10:44:45Z<p>Kelsey—</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Kelsey--
[Spoiler omitted]Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2012-01-07T10:44:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3082011-10-09T16:06:44Z2011-10-09T16:06:44Z<p>It depends.</p>
<p>Is Mr. Fishy one of those lazy hippies or not?</p>
<p>[Readies pepper spray]</p>It depends.
Is Mr. Fishy one of those lazy hippies or not?
[Readies pepper spray]Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2011-10-09T16:06:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Mr.Fishy (alias of corey baird)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3072012-01-07T16:15:36Z2011-10-09T15:44:45Z<p>If Mr.Fishy post here does Mr. Fishy get "troll points"?</p>If Mr.Fishy post here does Mr. Fishy get "troll points"?Mr.Fishy (alias of corey baird)2011-10-09T15:44:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3062011-10-09T14:16:57Z2011-10-09T14:16:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Toxic Stew wrote:</div><blockquote> Anarchy Rules! </blockquote><p>Pepper spray to the face!
<p>TTPD won't tolerate you Guy Fawkes-masked hippies within Troll Town limits!</p>Toxic Stew wrote:Anarchy Rules!
Pepper spray to the face! TTPD won't tolerate you Guy Fawkes-masked hippies within Troll Town limits!Burgomeister of Troll Town (alias of Doodlebug Anklebiter)2011-10-09T14:16:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Troll Town;Toxic Stew (alias of Xabulba)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m934&page=7?Troll-Town#3052011-10-09T14:03:51Z2011-10-09T14:03:51Z<p>Anarchy Rules!</p>Anarchy Rules!Toxic Stew (alias of Xabulba)2011-10-09T14:03:51Z