More aimless trolling.
Oh.
Yeah, Lord Pel's pretty kickass.
In the ballads that are sung throughout the land of his acts of bad-assedness and kick-assosity, he is known as the Knight-in-Black.
He's got a personal valet that follows him around, changes his armor and makes his breakfast.
He's also got a part-Nightmare steed named Ol' Black Satan who wears chain barding. He kicks ass, too.
He's got Vital Strike, he's got Smite Evil, he's got big sharp sticks.
All in all, he's the first name in all-around general shiznit-stomping
Oh.
Yeah, Lord Pel's pretty kickass.
In the ballads that are sung throughout the land of his acts of bad-assedness and kick-assosity, he is known as the Knight-in-Black.
He's got a personal valet that follows him around, changes his armor and makes his breakfast.
He's also got a part-Nightmare steed named Ol' Black Satan who wears chain barding. He kicks ass, too.
He's got Vital Strike, he's got Smite Evil, he's got big sharp sticks.
All in all, he's the first name in all-around general shiznit-stomping
Your paladin is not a very good paladin. Everybody knows that the best paladins ride into battle on the back of their trusty steed Asmodeus.
My horse doesn't do kaballah! EDIT: Nor does he do kabbalah!
Jesus.[Yawns]
Who will watch over Troll Town while I sleep?
October 21st. You're first.
More D&D-themed rockin'.
October 21st. You're first.Jesus.[Yawns]
Who will watch over Troll Town while I sleep?
I never go first!
October 21st. You're first.Jesus.[Yawns]
Who will watch over Troll Town while I sleep?
Jesus Christ! Why didn't you return yesterday? Everyone was expecting it! I am very disappointed in you!
I'M A BANDICOOT! I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!
I'M A BANDICOOT! I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!
I like peanut butter crackers, too!
I had to look up "bandicoot". Hee hee!
dingos aren't even canines. They're doglike marsupials.
They're a tiny sort of wombat.
Kinda like a wallaby.
Dingos are dogs!
Dingo will hunt.
Take two:
Merle Haggard hates hippies.
dingos aren't even canines. They're doglike marsupials.
They're a tiny sort of wombat.
Kinda like a wallaby.Dingos are dogs!
Dingo will hunt.
there wombats
I appeal to an Australian!
CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEERR RRRR!!!
That's not a dingo!
Cheeseburgers sound good, though. I'd go make some, but I'm already full.
I had kielbasa sliced up and fried with rice, peas and lentils.
Mmm-mmm good.
yeah. fatten him up for the wolf.
Stieg Larsson hates Sweden.
yeah. fatten him up for the wolf.
As a paladin, I have ranks in Handle Animal!
Yes, but.....you're made out of meat.
All wolves know that goblins taste bad.
This is one of the reasons that we get along with them so well. See The Hobbit, etc., etc., ad infinitum.
And dingos are still dogs!
EDIT: Until I hear from an official Australian!
I thought this was pretty funny.
It's a little old, but I don't pretend to be cutting edge.
I would like to thank all of you for your continued emotional, spiritual, and financial support. This has been a trying time for me and my followers. I know that all of you will keep providing us with the neccessary lucre that we need to continue our research. Again, you have my thanks...
All wolves know that goblins taste bad.
Mrgh?
The Miami Heat suck.
I would like to thank all of you for your continued emotional, spiritual, and financial support. This has been a trying time for me and my followers. I know that all of you will keep providing us with the neccessary lucre that we need to continue our research. Again, you have my thanks...
OK, so far no one has offered me any emotional, spiritual, or financial support. It is very disappointing to me, and it is hurtful too. After giving all of you 100% of my efforts, is it too much to ask to get 10% back? I don't think it is, but apparently you Trolls do not agree. I will give you all one more day, and if after 24 hours I have not received any emotional, spiritual, or financial support from you, then I will consider our professional and personal relationships to be at an end. I hope this does not happen, but if it does then let us all part ways as friends. Once again, you have my thanks...
I wasn't aware it had begun.
Check this out.
That's awesome! Swiped it to share. :)
I would like to thank all of you for your continued emotional, spiritual, and financial support. This has been a trying time for me and my followers. I know that all of you will keep providing us with the neccessary lucre that we need to continue our research. Again, you have my thanks...OK, so far no one has offered me any emotional, spiritual, or financial support. It is very disappointing to me, and it is hurtful too. After giving all of you 100% of my efforts, is it too much to ask to get 10% back? I don't think it is, but apparently you Trolls do not agree. I will give you all one more day, and if after 24 hours I have not received any emotional, spiritual, or financial support from you, then I will consider our professional and personal relationships to be at an end. I hope this does not happen, but if it does then let us all part ways as friends. Once again, you have my thanks...
Leafar,
I am afraid that all I have to offer is moral support.
Hope that helps,
Doodlebug Anklebiter
Check this out.That's awesome! Swiped it to share. :)
I heart trolls!
The Patron Saint of trolls.
Jimi Hendrix hates America.
Mission of Burma hates Comrade Deng Xiaoping's "market socialism" reforms.
"How is it that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty among the drivers of negroes?"--Samuel Johnson, 1775
This one's for Citizen Dingo.
Leafar,
I am afraid that all I have to offer is moral support.
Hope that helps,
Doodlebug Anklebiter
At least Doodlebug has offered me moral support, but unforunately that is not enough. However, I do have a business opportunity that would benefit all of us. I have contacts with the Nigerian government who own several gold mines. For a small investment, you can get back ten times your investment. For example, if you invested $100.00 with me, you would get back $1,000.00 or more! This is an opportunity that you cannot pass up.
However, due to strict Nigerian banking regulations, I can only accept cash investments. Please contact me, and we would set up a time to meet where you can give me the cash, and then please provide me with your banking routing numbers so I can wire you your profits within 4-6 weeks. Due to my working schedule, the meeting has to occur at night in an abandoned warehouse. Again, thanks for all the moral support, and I look forward to taking your money/investment...
I have contacts with the Nigerian government who own several gold mines....However, due to strict Nigerian banking regulations, I can only accept cash investments.
Kenule Saro-Wiwa hates Nigeria.
Leafar,
I am afraid that all I have to offer is moral support.
Hope that helps,
Doodlebug AnklebiterAt least Doodlebug has offered me moral support, but unforunately that is not enough. However, I do have a business opportunity that would benefit all of us. I have contacts with the Nigerian government who own several gold mines. For a small investment, you can get back ten times your investment. For example, if you invested $100.00 with me, you would get back $1,000.00 or more! This is an opportunity that you cannot pass up.
However, due to strict Nigerian banking regulations, I can only accept cash investments. Please contact me, and we would set up a time to meet where you can give me the cash, and then please provide me with your banking routing numbers so I can wire you your profits within 4-6 weeks. Due to my working schedule, the meeting has to occur at night in an abandoned warehouse. Again, thanks for all the moral support, and I look forward to taking your money/investment...
That is impossible, as the Bank of Nigeria has entrusted ME with all of their finances due to a terrorist plot to overthrow their government. Now, I would normally be able to access this money but it is in an abandoned Soviet bunker in Georgia (the country not the state). So, I will need your donations in order to hire a crack team of people to go over to Georgia and retrieve the money for me...I mean us. Every dollar you donate will give you access to a larger sum when we get the cash, so act now.
That is impossible, as the Bank of Nigeria has entrusted ME with all of their finances due to a terrorist plot to overthrow their government. Now, I would normally be able to access this money but it is in an abandoned Soviet bunker in Georgia (the country not the state). So, I will need your donations in order to hire a crack team of people to go over to Georgia and retrieve the money for me...I mean us. Every dollar you donate will give you access to a larger sum when we get the cash, so act now.At least Doodlebug has offered me moral support, but unforunately that is not enough. However, I do have a business opportunity that would benefit all of us. I have contacts with the Nigerian government who own several gold mines. For a small investment, you can get back ten times your investment. For example, if you invested $100.00 with me, you would get back $1,000.00 or more! This is an opportunity that you cannot pass up.
However, due to strict Nigerian banking regulations, I can only accept cash investments. Please contact me, and we would set up a time to meet where you can give me the cash, and then please provide me with your banking routing numbers so I can wire you your profits within 4-6 weeks. Due to my working schedule, the meeting has to occur at night in an abandoned warehouse. Again, thanks for all the moral support, and I look forward to taking your money/investment...
As the duly-appointed representative of Troll Town, I can neither endorse nor deter investment in either of these lucrative-sounding business ventures. Caveat emptor.
However, it is my duty to point out that this Thread isn't cheap and that the Council of Village Elders has voted to pass a .02% sales tax on all transactions in this Thread to fund our members' fat pension fund.
Any attempt to relocate your business elsewhere will met with instant and total nationalization.
Have a nice day.
Ben Franklin sucks!
John Dillinger hates the Monopoly-Financial-Banking System.
In yo' face, Johnny Depp!
RIP, Gil Scott-Heron.