Is D&D brimming with pornography? NO, D&D IS NOT PORN.
Unfortunately.
In the end the Supreme Court decides what is and isn't porn.
That's right, eight dudes and a chick, each wearing dresses decide what porn is...
In the end the Supreme Court decides what is and isn't porn.
That's right, eight dudes and a chick, each wearing dresses decide what porn is...
Seven dudes and two chicks.
However, that's only within the U.S.
Antarctic porn is where it's at. Puts shame on the Germans.
Antarctic porn? Like, how do you tell which polar explorer is the porn star? It's the one who is wearing garters and such... beneath all the full body -100 Celsius arctic wear.
Actually, one's dressed as a penguin and the other as a walrus. No bears, though.
Check out the tusk on that one guy, though. Crimney.
Actually, one's dressed as a penguin and the other as a walrus. No bears, though.
Check out the tusk on that one guy, though. Crimney.
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I must ... inspect these.
Yes...As Patriarch of the Church of Crazy I apparently draw disruptive contempt from the section of the Chapel where are insconched the Royal Fools and Village idiots.I really don't understand the premise of this thread.You did notice it was a Yellowdingo thread, right?
I think you have several people trying to steal your title.
But he'll nevah have mah epic beard! *burp*
awww I thought this was going to talk about the Whores of Warcraft, which later had to change the name to Whore Lore. I mean technically that's real DnD porn. :)
I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT!!!! Thank you Dark Mistress!!!!!
Smurf
There's plenty of Smvrf porn, I must point out.
Unfortunately.Is D&D brimming with pornography? NO, D&D IS NOT PORN.
+1
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.
I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.{head desk}
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
O.o 'nuff said I think. I'm lost for words...
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O.o 'nuff said I think. I'm lost for words...I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.{head desk}
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
A primordal, I think that's the term for it, is a dwarf that is more "normal" in proportion. Basically looking like a miniaturized person of regular hight. She reminded me of a Kender at the time.
A primordal, I think that's the term for it, is a dwarf that is more "normal" in proportion. Basically looking like a miniaturized person of regular hight. She reminded me of a Kender at the time.O.o 'nuff said I think. I'm lost for words...I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.{head desk}
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
Oh right, I have heard of that before with watching many different documentries.
Now I'm just thinking back to the old discussion of gnome strippers vs dwarf strippers...
Uhm... Uri... those weren't costumes. O.oActually, one's dressed as a penguin and the other as a walrus. No bears, though.
Check out the tusk on that one guy, though. Crimney.
Antarctica hosts a furry convention?
Do you want me to book a ticket for you too?
A primordal, I think that's the term for it, is a dwarf that is more "normal" in proportion. Basically looking like a miniaturized person of regular hight. She reminded me of a Kender at the time.O.o 'nuff said I think. I'm lost for words...I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.{head desk}
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
Oh right, I have heard of that before with watching many different documentries.
Now I'm just thinking back to the old discussion of gnome strippers vs dwarf strippers...
Not quite my debut thread, but one of my all time favorites.
Then again, I -am- an unrepentant smutmonger...
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
Are they portrayed as small adults or as childlike as possable? Take a dwarf with childlike proportions and dress it like a child, have it act like a child and you know who will want to watch it? pedoes. built like an adult and portrayed as an adult it will be seen as an adult
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As author of the 'Cheesecake- Too Much?' thread, I feel obligated to weigh in on this one. :)
Is RPG artwork sometimes in poor taste? Yes, sometimes it is.
Is D&D brimming with pornography? NO, D&D IS NOT PORN.
Perhaps Porn was too narrow in definition...try child endangerment.
The legal definition is along the lines of Depicting, or encouraging behaviour of an explicit or dangerous manor. Artwork depicting Children or indescernably child like entities in such violent or sexual, or otherwise illegal behavior...like a naked teenager riding a dragon; or the exposure of children to such art.
A primordal, I think that's the term for it, is a dwarf that is more "normal" in proportion. Basically looking like a miniaturized person of regular hight. She reminded me of a Kender at the time.O.o 'nuff said I think. I'm lost for words...I once saw a "primordal dwarf" stripper. She was hot.{head desk}
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My sentiments exactly.
The way I view Kender is that they are of adult age just like a "little person" in real life. To say that a naked Kender is pedophilic is the same for saying that about real little people. Shall we now have a "no Dwarf Weddings" law now because that suggests a connection to child brides?
Hn..Interesting.
As author of the 'Cheesecake- Too Much?' thread, I feel obligated to weigh in on this one. :)
Is RPG artwork sometimes in poor taste? Yes, sometimes it is.
Is D&D brimming with pornography? NO, D&D IS NOT PORN.Perhaps Porn was too narrow in definition...try child endangerment.
The legal definition is along the lines of Depicting, or encouraging behaviour of an explicit or dangerous manor. Artwork depicting Children or indescernably child like entities in such violent or sexual, or otherwise illegal behavior...like a naked teenager riding a dragon; or the exposure of children to such art.
Still disagree. Pieces of these art are quite rare and understandably unpopular because they're just so disturbing.
Look what the power of sex and DnD made the chinese do:
Cool
Oddly enough, nude teenagers on dragons does nothing for me.
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No, after all they're just riding dragons.
It's not like someone could make it sound wrong by saying "purple dragons" as a expression I heard from Yahtzee talking about Mass Effect.
Still disagree. Pieces of these art are quite rare and understandably unpopular because they're just so disturbing.As author of the 'Cheesecake- Too Much?' thread, I feel obligated to weigh in on this one. :)
Is RPG artwork sometimes in poor taste? Yes, sometimes it is.
Is D&D brimming with pornography? NO, D&D IS NOT PORN.Perhaps Porn was too narrow in definition...try child endangerment.
The legal definition is along the lines of Depicting, or encouraging behaviour of an explicit or dangerous manor. Artwork depicting Children or indescernably child like entities in such violent or sexual, or otherwise illegal behavior...like a naked teenager riding a dragon; or the exposure of children to such art.
This prompts an odd question, relevant to my own life/being/happenstances and potentially squicky, so as such..
While I can understand the general displeasure with the subject matter, and the accompanying nausea fuel, I feel it's often taken to unreasonable, illogical extremes, because of their take on the 'logical' causality.
This is where I say
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The central problem is all these monsters running about in the nude. Dragons, otyughs, bulettes, beholders, not one of them wears more than the occasional piece of jewelry, and some are even very intelligent. It truly is shameless! Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!
The central problem is all these monsters running about in the nude. Dragons, otyughs, bulettes, beholders, not one of them wears more than the occasional piece of jewelry, and some are even very intelligent. It truly is shameless! Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!
Don't make me go there.
I WILL DO IT.
And no one will be spared.
The central problem is all these monsters running about in the nude. Dragons, otyughs, bulettes, beholders, not one of them wears more than the occasional piece of jewelry, and some are even very intelligent. It truly is shameless! Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!Don't make me go there.
I WILL DO IT.
And no one will be spared.
Go where?
Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!
How can you tell which is which (male/female, I mean)?
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Go where?The central problem is all these monsters running about in the nude. Dragons, otyughs, bulettes, beholders, not one of them wears more than the occasional piece of jewelry, and some are even very intelligent. It truly is shameless! Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!Don't make me go there.
I WILL DO IT.
And no one will be spared.
I don't know, but I hope it involves beholder anatomy.
Go where?The central problem is all these monsters running about in the nude. Dragons, otyughs, bulettes, beholders, not one of them wears more than the occasional piece of jewelry, and some are even very intelligent. It truly is shameless! Even FEMALE beholders are shown in the nude!Don't make me go there.
I WILL DO IT.
And no one will be spared.
Beholder smut. Made of squick, horrible, and 'BRAIN BLEACH WILL NOT SAVE YOU'.
I don't know, but I hope it involves beholder anatomy.
In ways you would never be able to unsee.
We have a probe...
Actually, more often than not, it involves eyelash length.
Sometimes, it's choice of hai-...er, eyestalk-decs.